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Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first প্রশ্ন what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of বই do আপনি read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d আপনি go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the গথ দেশীয় style!
Reporter:What do আপনি like to hum অথবা sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!

this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with আরো wise words.


a wise man once ব্যক্ত (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) ব্যক্ত a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my বন্ধু the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope আপনি do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I ব্যক্ত befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see আপনি in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests আপনি could try

1: Ask really stupid প্রশ্ন like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so আপনি can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them আপনি know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask আপনি for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as আপনি can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's

#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool হাঙ্গর movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..


#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..


#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..


#2: MOST গুজ্‌বাম্প EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..


#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion অথবা something.. That face image fucked me up..