1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".
3.Put stray সারমেয় in কোট closets.
4.Un-tune the piano.
5.Replace the pianist's sheet সঙ্গীত with "Stairway to Heaven".
6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person পরবর্তি to it: "Is this আসন SAVED?"
8.Toss around a giant সৈকত ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
9.Ten মিনিট before it starts, find...
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