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1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde উত্তর "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond ক্রুশ the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish আপনি guys could get your act together. Just yesterday আপনি take away my license and then today আপনি expect me to প্রদর্শনী it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the শীর্ষ of a burning building. Below,...

Why Did the Chicken ক্রুশ the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road অথবা not. The chicken is either with us অথবা it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not ক্রুশ the road with THAT chicken. What do আপনি mean দ্বারা chicken? Could আপনি define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road অথবা the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only ক্রুশ roads, but...