Animated Fruits

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear সুপারম্যান pajamas. সুপারম্যান wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a হৃদয় attack. His হৃদয় isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first আপনি don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on আগুন with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Of course, if আপনি are TRULY random, আপনি shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever আপনি may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases অথবা monologues অথবা pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of বন্ধু অথবা logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if আপনি got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and আপনি can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...

"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and দ্বারা brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in বিছানা and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...

Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse পীচ was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", পীচ told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a চুম্বন and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. ফ্ুলপাছ hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...

No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about ডিজনি and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have আপনি watched Shake it up? It's the best thing ডিজনি has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit ডিজনি Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL ডিজনি & music. Even the trash চলচ্চিত্র like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the ডিজনি direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap ডিজনি Channel has to offer....

This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume আপনি are Chinese just because you're Asian, অথবা automatically assume আপনি are Mexican just because আপনি are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best বন্ধু are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...

This is a My Little টাট্টু অনুরাগী fiction. If আপনি do not like talking ঘোড়া বিষয়ক that come in different colors, run for your life.



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France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police টাট্টু 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police টাট্টু 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, আপনি will all be transferred...

On May 27, 2016, a war was started দ্বারা a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new প্রতীকী he created. This angered millions, and বিভক্ত করা the My Little টাট্টু fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...

Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a তালিকা like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also লেখা taunting letters to police. If আপনি heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...

Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....

#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court দ্বারা the Reality Police and put on trial simply because আপনি ব্যক্ত your reality sucked..


#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog দ্বারা a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget আপনি ever existed..


#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....

A lot of people, including non-comic fans, think that Christopher Nolan's ব্যাটম্যান films are well-made, high-class films. In fact, several versions of Batman, including the 60's প্রদর্শনী and 90's films, are treated as if they're inferior and not worth taking seriously.

However, I, whatsupbugs, am one of Batman's আরো obsessive and geeky অনুরাগী and I'd like to propose a theory. It's a crazy theory, but I still believe in it. My theory is that the 1991 comedy film, Alyas ব্যাটম্যান en Robin, is better than Christopher Nolan's highly-acclaimed trilogy.

You're probably already confused and আপনি might think...

Okay so a quick প্রদর্শনী of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal জাপান containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, অথবা at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced দ্বারা Samuel L. Jackson, সঙ্গীত was done দ্বারা RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the জীবন্ত itself was animated দ্বারা Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...

EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this প্রদর্শনী the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the best animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big জীবন্ত fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer.. Her and hr men fighting. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain. Chedder.. That is...