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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as আপনি think we all are.

No matter what আপনি say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like আপনি to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call আপনি beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If আপনি have cramps
and we ask আপনি what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the মাস and
nothing more.

If আপনি really liked us for us, you...

1) আপনি lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) আপনি have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit দ্বারা the toilet seat.

6) আপনি sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th খাবার group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) আপনি can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while আপনি were in the pub.

11) You...

It seems that every few months, আপনি always hear about that new indie শিরোনাম that is a true Dark Souls successor. Hollow Knight is the new Dark Souls, Blasphemous is the new Dark Souls, Cuphead is the new Dark Souls- Wait, what? But there was one game that went almost under everyone’s radar and was less discussed. Maybe it had a following, but compared to Hollow Knight, it was practically unheard of. And this game goes দ্বারা Salt and Sanctuary



Taking place in a fictional kingdom with characters looking like they crawled out of a Newgrounds game, আপনি find your character left on a deserted...