Beatriz and Tiago

~A/N~ I realized what I’ve done to mituna and I was really sad for a while. But that will be cleared up. Now enjoy your asses off.

(John’s POV)

“He kissed you?!” Jade blurted out flailing hers arms around. I nodded my cheeks growing warm. Jade was laughing so hard she fell off her chair. “Are আপনি okay?!” I asked loudly helping her off the ground. “Yeah” She ব্যক্ত a single tear held in her eye. “Sometime আপনি can be a real…clutz” I shook my head my hands gripping tightly to her arms. “John..” She trailed off. “Yes Jade?” I asked looking up at her, even she was taller...

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So আপনি have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! নমস্কার girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did আপনি know স্নেহ চুম্বন is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken সুপ actually makes আপনি feel better. 94% of boys would প্রণয় it if আপনি sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your শীর্ষ lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult আপনি when they like you! 89% of guys want আপনি to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. চকোলেট will make আপনি feel better! Most...

A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something অথবা someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd প্রণয় to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. আপনি can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 17: Fast But Not Furious

It was an average afternoon in The Nut House, but that would soon change.

Parker: *Walks into the restaurant*
Kevin: Well, he seems pretty happy.
Liam: Hello Parker.
Parker: Hi guys. Guess what.
Kevin: You're moving into a different state.
Liam: You...