Greyhound

Apparently, this is what I do when I'm tired and slightly depressed. Go figure.

101 Great Uses for Eye-Patches!

1.    Wear it to cover your eye.
2.    Wear it to cover the hole where your eye used to be.
3.    Use it to prevent a hole ever being where your eye should be.
4.    Wear it to shield your eye from insects and other flying material.
5.    Wear two and pretend আপনি are blind.
6.    Wear none and pretend আপনি can see.
7.    Wear them as sunglasses when rendezvousing...

Ever since I was little, me and my family always took trips upstate New York to the Catskills. We had this old beat-up trailer up there, it was probably around 50 years old at the time. It had a kitchen, a living room, a bathroom and two bedrooms. Back when all six of us, me, my two brothers, my parents, and my dog Chester went up there, me and my little brother, Joey, would have to sleep in the living room on the couches, as there were only two beds, one queen-sized বিছানা for my parents, and one single বিছানা for my older brother Tom.

Sleeping in the living room was the one part me and Joe hated...

(I made this song for some বন্ধু who're having trouble using the internet right now, enjoy! The song beat is from the song Fight For Your Right দ্বারা The Beastie Boys.)

Guitar String

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KICK IT!

You wake up, go on Fanpop, but your WiFi's low
You reset and beg, but your router says NO!
You missed two নবীকৃত তথ্য and a private message
But your WiFi's on the fritz, man what a presage....

YOU GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO BROOOOOOWSE THE NET!

You ask what's up with all this delay
But your parents got no clue, it's basically doomsday
Maaaaan, livin' at প্রথমপাতা is such a drag
Especially when...