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1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him আপনি met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do আপনি listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him দ্বারা his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your পছন্দ guy[If আপনি hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson অথবা some who আপনি like ALLOT!]

9. Come প্রথমপাতা saying আপনি found your true...

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are আরো likely to become serial killers.

Everything আপনি see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are আরো likely to dream when আপনি are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If আপনি tear off paper from bottles, আপনি are sexually...

There used to be a রাস্তা named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle আপনি with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then আপনি can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the বিয়ার gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket অথবা কোট if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

In a pub ক্যুইজ the other দিন I হারিয়ে গেছে দ্বারা one point. The প্রশ্ন was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other প্রশ্ন was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that আপেল has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing ভান্দার that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some বোমারু বিমান jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

Ghetto Names

Mostly জনপ্রিয় with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming আরো common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us দ্বারা our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service ডেস্ক and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid অথবা a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If আপনি keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a তালিকা of "pros" and "cons" to help আপনি better understand why you're seeking প্রণয় অথবা acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things আপনি can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...

I kinda wanted to write this প্রবন্ধ just to get this topic off of my chest. If আপনি guys haven’t know already, which আপনি should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I প্রণয় just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I প্রণয় Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design
    
I প্রণয় both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I প্রণয় how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...

I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with আপনি guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...

So a while back I made two প্রবন্ধ about my পছন্দ villains and why I like them specifically but what about the bad guys just makes them so enticing for me? Heck I may have even typed up an প্রবন্ধ like this before, but with a years later with a new perspective, alongside an updated তালিকা of my শীর্ষ 25 fictional villains, I decided that it's time to reveal why I like the bad guys so much.

Top 25

Some of them are refromed অথবা simply played an antagonistic role but are not super evil. Won't state which ones are reformed because spoilers.

1. Azula (Avatar)
2. Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
3. Bellatrix...

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the প্রথমপাতা of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard আপনি try, your browser won't allow আপনি to enter the site. আপনি see, to access this site, আপনি must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in প্রশ্ন is a New Moon night. আপনি must be on your own in your প্রথমপাতা with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will আপনি be granted access to the site.

As...

(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers আপনি in any way, please contemplate পাঠ করা something else. Thank you.)

Alright before আপনি whine like an immature five-year old troll without their দুধ bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE আপনি have an opinion, you'll get destroyed দ্বারা the hater army!

WELL আপনি KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...

I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if আপনি disagree please be polite.

Warning:
Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this তালিকা is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions
30. Rasputin- আনাস্তেসিয়াa
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
24. Snow White- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
23. Glittering...