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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the āĻļā§€āĻ°ā§āĻˇ spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the āĻļā§€āĻ°ā§āĻˇ
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT āĻĻā§āĻŦāĻžāĻ°āĻž U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ 3 cans of your āĻĒāĻ›āĻ¨ā§āĻĻ soda.
2. āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ find a four leaf clover

3. āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻŖā§Ÿ you.

6. āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 āĻ†āĻ°ā§‹ people followed āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ on twitter

9. āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ meet your fav celebrity.

10. āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻĻāĻ°ā§āĻļāĻ¨ā§€ āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻĻāĻ°ā§āĻļāĻ¨ā§€ āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture āĻ­ā§āĻ¯āĻžāĻŽā§āĻĒāĻžā§ŸāĻžāĻ° and scary āĻšāĻ˛āĻšā§āĻšāĻŋāĻ¤ā§āĻ° in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻŖā§Ÿ this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on āĻĄāĻŋāĻœāĻ¨āĻŋ channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻĻāĻ°ā§āĻļāĻ¨ā§€ that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻŖā§Ÿ this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the āĻĄāĻŋāĻœāĻ¨āĻŋ channel. I āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻŖā§Ÿ the characters. It's interesting and funny, I āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻŖā§Ÿ that its not a typical āĻĄāĻŋāĻœāĻ¨āĻŋ comedy and I āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻŖā§Ÿ that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and āĻ‰āĻĻā§āĻ§ā§ƒāĻ¤āĻŋ and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde āĻ…āĻĨāĻŦāĻž skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of āĻ•ā§āĻ¯āĻžāĻ¨ā§āĻĄāĻŋ āĻšāĻ•ā§‹āĻ˛ā§‡āĻŸ
7. āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ can do anything-but not everything
8. āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ may be physically...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The āĻœāĻ¨āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻŋā§Ÿ girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my āĻļāĻžāĻ°ā§āĻŸ on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some āĻ¯ā§‡āĻ­āĻžāĻŦā§‡ āĻ–ā§āĻļā§€ guy/girl = Is this āĻ†āĻ¸āĻ¨ empty?
āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ = Yes and this one will be too if āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ sit here.

I'll write āĻ†āĻ°ā§‹ soon!!!
 Emmanuel āĻ°āĻļā§āĻŽāĻŋ as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. āĻ›āĻŦāĻŋ courtesy āĻĢāĻ˛āĻŽā§‚āĻ˛ District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel āĻ°āĻļā§āĻŽāĻŋ will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted āĻĻā§āĻŦāĻžāĻ°āĻž actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted āĻĻā§āĻŦāĻžāĻ°āĻž Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits āĻĒāĻ°āĻŦāĻ°ā§āĻ¤āĻŋ Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ tried āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻĻāĻ°ā§āĻļāĻŋāĻ¤ āĻšāĻšā§āĻ›ā§‡ him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed āĻĻā§āĻŦāĻžāĻ°āĻž funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ - very homosexually.
Contributed āĻĻā§āĻŦāĻžāĻ°āĻž funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - āĻŽāĻžāĻ› Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first āĻĻāĻŋāĻ¨ of 7th grade I was so excited to see my āĻŦāĻ¨ā§āĻ§ā§ after summer yay. Well the first āĻĻāĻŋāĻ¨ of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my āĻŦāĻ¨ā§āĻ§ā§ Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻĨāĻŽāĻĒāĻžāĻ¤āĻž and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She āĻŦā§āĻ¯āĻ•ā§āĻ¤ “I might come back to page āĻĒāĻ°āĻŦāĻ°ā§āĻ¤āĻŋ semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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(â€ĸâ€ŋâ€ĸ) Ãŗâ€ŋÃŗ Âĸâ€ŋÂĸ ŲŠâ—”â€ŋ◔Ûļ ā˛ â—Ąā˛  āŧēâ€ŋāŧģ (^L^)
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< (^^,) > q(❂â€ŋ❂)p <【☯】â€ŋ【☯】> |◔◡◉| ⊂◉â€ŋ◉つ
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⎝á„Ŋ⏝⏠⎠...
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has āĻ†āĻ°ā§‹ dick! I have an army of Red Coats! āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ guy will need a babysitter!


*10 āĻŽāĻŋāĻ¨āĻŋāĻŸ later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 āĻŽāĻŋāĻ¨āĻŋāĻŸ later*
Amber:I wuv āĻšāĻž parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ doing?
Amber:Having a āĻšāĻž party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President āĻ…āĻĨāĻŦāĻž Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a āĻŦāĻ›āĻ° plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
This āĻšāĻžāĻāĻ¸ walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the āĻšāĻžāĻāĻ¸ leaves.

The āĻĒāĻ°āĻŦāĻ°ā§āĻ¤āĻŋ day, the āĻšāĻžāĻāĻ¸ returns and asks, "Do āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the āĻšāĻžāĻāĻ¸ leaves.

The āĻĻāĻŋāĻ¨ after that, the āĻšāĻžāĻāĻ¸ walks in the store again and asks "Do āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1. Every āĻĻāĻŋāĻ¨ at school is the same
2. āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ never know if your braids look digusting āĻ…āĻĨāĻŦāĻž not
3. āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ would like to think that people notice āĻ…āĻĨāĻŦāĻž even think about āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ but āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows āĻ…āĻĨāĻŦāĻž cares about
5. āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ worry people will write nasty āĻŽāĻ¤āĻžāĻŽāĻ¤ on your āĻĢā§āĻ¯āĻžāĻ¨āĻĒāĻĒ āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻŦāĻ¨ā§āĻ§ that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ only really have like 3 āĻŦāĻ¨ā§āĻ§ā§ at school and 2 of them...
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The āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻĻāĻ°ā§āĻļāĻ¨ā§€ SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻĻāĻ°ā§āĻļāĻ¨ā§€ SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed āĻĻā§āĻŦāĻžāĻ°āĻž a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine āĻŽāĻŋāĻ¨āĻŋāĻŸ of the āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻĻāĻ°ā§āĻļāĻ¨ā§€ may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob āĻ…āĻĨāĻŦāĻž Caillou, in which āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻ¤āĻŋāĻŽā§‚āĻ°ā§āĻ¤āĻŋ change āĻ†āĻ°ā§‹ slowly, āĻ…āĻĨāĻŦāĻž to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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I'm putting two funny āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻŦāĻ¨ā§āĻ§ together in one, hope āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻŖā§Ÿ deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what āĻ†āĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ need, and I'll tell you...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy āĻ­āĻžāĻ˛ā§āĻ• on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some āĻ–āĻžāĻŦāĻžāĻ° while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the āĻ°āĻžāĻ¨ā§āĻ¨āĻžāĻ˜āĻ° and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the āĻ°āĻžāĻ¨ā§āĻ¨āĻžāĻ˜āĻ° was when Tina got āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻĨāĻŽāĻĒāĻžāĻ¤āĻž she saw what the āĻ°āĻžāĻ¨ā§āĻ¨āĻžāĻ˜āĻ° was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their āĻĒā§āĻ°āĻĨāĻŽāĻĒāĻžāĻ¤āĻž the Teddy āĻ­āĻžāĻ˛ā§āĻ• was hiding in the āĻ°āĻžāĻ¨ā§āĻ¨āĻžāĻ˜āĻ° cupboard as it chuckled...
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