Perfect তরমুজ

The main problem that guys face when trying to চুম্বন a girl is knowing if they are ready to চুম্বন them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... আপনি will know. Here's how আপনি can increase your odds. But, if আপনি know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable দ্বারা making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes অথবা আপনি will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to চুম্বন that...

My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.


Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm লেখা আপনি this letter to tell আপনি that I'm leaving আপনি forever. I've been a good man to আপনি for 7 years & I have nothing to প্রদর্শনী for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that আপনি quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, আপনি came প্রথমপাতা & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your পছন্দ meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. আপনি ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. আপনি don't...

1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag অথবা what ever আপনি can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and ফলমূল aisles and ask every মিনিট "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? অথবা rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age আপনি are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....