okay, on my 5 completely যেভাবে খুশী things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as আপনি can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as আপনি can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend আপনি try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as আপনি can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as আপনি can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend আপনি try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The শীর্ষ six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as আপনি have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command অথবা File Name" is about as informative as
"If আপনি don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as আপনি make a commitment to one, আপনি find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as আপনি have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command অথবা File Name" is about as informative as
"If আপনি don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as আপনি make a commitment to one, আপনি find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around আপনি has an attitude problem
2.your adding চকোলেট chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything আপনি say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive আপনি crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and আপনি just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত someone without a reason
12.if আপনি start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if আপনি were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give আপনি 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so আপনি know*
2.your adding চকোলেট chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything আপনি say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive আপনি crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and আপনি just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত someone without a reason
12.if আপনি start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if আপনি were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give আপনি 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so আপনি know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be প্রদত্ত LIFE in prison without the possibility অথবা parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet পাইথন refused to eat it was প্রদত্ত three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the পাইথন in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the পাইথন failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet পাইথন refused to eat it was প্রদত্ত three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the পাইথন in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the পাইথন failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf অথবা date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the পরবর্তি time.....thank u all for পাঠ করা this..and plz মতামত ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
Like the শিরোনাম says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My বন্ধু ব্যক্ত that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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