Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever ব্যক্ত to me

10. "If আপনি keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was পোষ্ট হয়েছে on my ফ্যানপপ দেওয়াল দ্বারা Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her দেওয়াল letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do আপনি want some beer?"

I was walking down the...

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what আপনি make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is আপনি get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your বন্ধু - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with আপনি through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best বন্ধু in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...

নমস্কার everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these উদ্ধৃতি are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...

I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the ব্যাটম্যান theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with বন্ধু in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If আপনি have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours দ্বারা hooking a ক্যামকোর্ডার to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...

previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy ভালুক and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and ব্যক্ত it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy ভালুক the sales man gave the girls the Teddy ভালুক for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy ভালুক evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy ভালুক ontop of the book case...

1. People are আরো likely to tilt their heads to the right when স্নেহ চুম্বন instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known প্রণয় song was written 4,000 years পূর্বে and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term প্রণয় relationships began with one অথবা both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in প্রণয় can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current শীর্ষ 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I প্রণয় this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; এভানেসেন্স wouldn't have ever been এভানেসেন্স without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big অনুরাগী of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this তালিকা actually....

**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm লেখা this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did অথবা are doing this, অথবা that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and প্রণয় and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....

1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If বার্বি is so popular, why do আপনি have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...