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1. Go outside, and if আপনি see someone, take the যেভাবে খুশী person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic স্নেহ চুম্বন scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger আসন of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why সারমেয় only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to গান গাওয়া in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until আপনি are seen to দ্বারা a dotor অথবা nurse then when they approach আপনি say "wow doc i feel way better thank আপনি " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that আপনি dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for আপনি flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on আপনি

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise অথবা say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO আপনি LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are আপনি listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do আপনি like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks আপনি to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks আপনি to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your প্রথমপাতা alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

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Yo mama so stupid when your dad ব্যক্ত it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to বিছানা to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she গাউন free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...