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I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R এল-মৃত্যু পত্র Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall দেওয়াল and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 সেকেন্ড and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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The List

1. Throw ভুট্টার খই in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can আপনি fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling ভুট্টার খই that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get ভুট্টার খই yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last বছর met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the শীর্ষ of a গগনচুম্বী it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued দ্বারা the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most জনপ্রিয় domestic trip activity দ্বারা American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can আপনি tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The জয়স্টিক is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her আরো attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do আপনি say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are আপনি boys all in the same band?
A3: Do আপনি guys all play for the Green উপসাগর Packers?

Q: How do আপনি make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following প্রবন্ধ contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One দিন at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a বছর ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well আপনি don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James আপনি creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou অগ্রদূত je!

16. English -- I প্রণয় you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the পরবর্তি thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just ব্যক্ত that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the শীর্ষ of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy ভালুক and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. আপনি hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as আপনি can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say আপনি were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a যেভাবে খুশী person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive আপনি cheated on me with that whore" and point to a যেভাবে খুশী girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If আপনি are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If আপনি are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz অথবা dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the পরবর্তি week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told আপনি I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell আপনি again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can আপনি tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."