The Blind: episode 1

Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse পীচ was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", পীচ told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a চুম্বন and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. ফ্ুলপাছ hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...

"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty অথবা anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...

Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was পাঠ করা and math?"
"Boring"I ব্যক্ত he kinda smiled and ব্যক্ত "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do আপনি no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just ব্যক্ত "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew ব্যক্ত "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was পাঠ করা it in the লাইব্রেরি when i came in too look...

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are আপনি busy?" অথবা "Are আপনি doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all দিন but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für গর্ত Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If আপনি don't straighten up, I'm going to knock আপনি into the middle of পরবর্তি week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I ব্যক্ত so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me আরো LOGIC .


"If আপনি fall out of that দোল and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...

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