Your body isn't ready.

1. Every দিন at school is the same
2. আপনি never know if your braids look digusting অথবা not
3. আপনি are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. আপনি would like to think that people notice অথবা even think about আপনি but আপনি are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows অথবা cares about
5. আপনি worry people will write nasty মতামত on your ফ্যানপপ প্রবন্ধ that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all আপনি do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When আপনি only really have like 3 বন্ধু at school and 2 of them...

The প্রদর্শনী SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The প্রদর্শনী SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed দ্বারা a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine মিনিট of the প্রদর্শনী may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob অথবা Caillou, in which প্রতিমূর্তি change আরো slowly, অথবা to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...

I'm putting two funny প্রবন্ধ together in one, hope আপনি enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I প্রণয় deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would আপনি know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what আপনি need, and I'll tell you...

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy ভালুক on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some খাবার while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the রান্নাঘর and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the রান্নাঘর was when Tina got প্রথমপাতা she saw what the রান্নাঘর was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their প্রথমপাতা the Teddy ভালুক was hiding in the রান্নাঘর cupboard as it chuckled...

15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 মিনিট power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course আপনি sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the শীর্ষ off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are আপনি discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...

dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, সেকেন্ড i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her বেল্ট serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got প্রথমপাতা my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started পাঠ করা it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 সেকেন্ড later i hear my mother scream off the শীর্ষ of her lungs LILLY GET আপনি BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she ব্যক্ত uuummm my homework...

..... যেভাবে খুশী Facts .....

If আপনি have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, আপনি have $1.19. আপনি also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the ইংল্যাণ্ডের লিংকনে তৈরি একধরনের ঝলমলে সবুজ রঙের কাপড় Memorial.


President Kennedy was the fastest যেভাবে খুশী speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.


In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.


The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...

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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids দ্বারা their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and গির in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. গির simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....

Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no আপনি ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...

Okay, I don't really cry a lot but these উদ্ধৃতি are all a little sad. They're in no particular order.

1. "A million words wouldnt bring আপনি back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried."

2. "When you're in প্রণয় and আপনি get hurt, it's like a cut, it will heal with time but the scars will never fade"

3. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

4. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the প্রণয় আপনি have and knowing it will never be returned"

5. "You probably won't remember me. I'm probably ancient history. I'm one...

1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are আপনি OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's হ্যালোইন go to the costume section and grab a হ্যালোইন bag and go up to a যেভাবে খুশী person and say "Trick অথবা treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if আপনি know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher কার্ট and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When আপনি see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...

নমস্কার guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the উৎস if available. Any others আপনি may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have আরো zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times...

Credit: I found these online, and they made me smile. As আপনি can see, I clearly didn’t make them up. Thought of course, If I had, I wouldn’t be claiming they were someone elses…Never mind..

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
-A. Whitney Brown

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright.

Did আপনি ever walk in a room and forget why আপনি walked in? I think that’s how সারমেয় spend their lives.
–Sue Murphy

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak...