Mortal Kombat 9 Krypt Demon

1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a যেভাবে খুশী strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T আপনি SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do আপনি guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a...

I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read প্রশ্ন aloud, বিতর্ক your উত্তর with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that আপনি can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this প্রশ্ন on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...

Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are আপনি up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any আবর্জনা খাবার অথবা soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something...

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if আপনি worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell আপনি to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your পছন্দ song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow যেভাবে খুশী people off and tell them what to buy every মিনিট অথবা so. If আপনি get in trouble, say আপনি were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your মণ্ডল and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

I hope আপনি enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all আপনি opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't আপনি see, the resolve to cut আপনি reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...

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