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Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at প্রথমপাতা with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in প্রণয় for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really প্রণয় him, but I think that he really does প্রণয় me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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A quick run-down should আপনি ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants আপনি dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words আপনি should YouTube, should আপনি get the chance
-“Kevin বেকন in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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1) As soon as আপনি come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on আপনি (For a প্রশ্ন আপনি do not know)
3)Girls অথবা boys look at আপনি and laugh but when আপনি turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that আপনি dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when আপনি yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there
These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to আপনি as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If আপনি are the phone company, I already sent the money. If আপনি are my parents, please send money. If আপনি are my financial aid institution, আপনি didn't lend me enough money. If আপনি are my friends, আপনি owe me money. If আপনি are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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posted by ShadowProve13
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until আপনি find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit আপনি first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of আপনি shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give আপনি a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the...
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The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A নেকড়ে named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do আপনি want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." উত্তর Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are আপনি doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.


Italy and Kid

Narrator and Liz

Greece and Spirit

Chibitalia and Yumi

America and Justin

England and Harvar

France and Giriko

Russia and the clowns

HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein

Hungary and Medusa

Liechtenstein and Patty

Belarus and Tsubaki

Lithuania and Ox

Sweden and Mifune

Sealand and Crona

Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
posted by mehere
শীর্ষ 24 এমিনেম song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope আপনি like this one better than the first one please leave a মতামত if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
100: CHEEECCKPOOOINT
99: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
98: আপেল pie... অথবা Pumkin?
97: Sit on your pockets! (Well known teacher saying)
96: mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommmy mommmy mommy luis luis luis luis mama mama mama mama WHAT? hi.
95: Lawl
94: Baby turtles
93: 9000!!!!
92: Da da di da did did do do di da did di do!
91: MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THERE LIKE YA WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAM RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS I WILL TARDE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
90: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck POINT!
89: 88, 87, 86, 85...
84: Online daters are desprete.... they rely on the internt!
83: mama I pooped
82: c'mon!...
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1.You abuse our প্রণয় আপনি lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we প্রণয় him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our প্রণয় is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we প্রণয় be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape অথবা form.
6.Guys আপনি should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with আপনি (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly প্রণয় we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When আপনি (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
posted by nymph_tonks
Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are আপনি up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any আবর্জনা খাবার অথবা soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something...
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Everything আপনি can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh অস্থি are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...
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haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around ফ্যানপপ and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 মিনিট looking at the কমলা রস box because it ব্যক্ত "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. আপনি can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say আপনি should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching টেলিভিশন দ্বারা candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find টেলিভিশন very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..


#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.


#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe আপনি can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..


#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
আপনি have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!


#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?


#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
added by AnxiousSoul
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Behold, the সেকেন্ড installment of the কচ্ছপ স্যান্ডউইচ series! This time, it's Surrogates! It's a little shorter than what I want to be the norm, but it's here, which is better than I did last week. But that's aside from the point. Remember to leave suggestions in the comments! Hope আপনি enjoy! :)
I প্রণয় skirts and dresses. They are so pretty. Every woman walks down looking good in them no matter who they are. I could wear any of those dresses and skirts that anyone from kim Kardashian wears to the স্কার্ট that older women wear across the street. I would wear one on a daily basis but there is a problem I'm a man.

Men can only wear trousers and shorts, if anyone sees a man in a স্কার্ট অথবা a dress it is considered wierd অথবা stupid. But is it? A মতামত i took on this club of 20 people, 75% ব্যক্ত yes to say that men should wear womens clothes and still be men and I am one of them.

Most people would...
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posted by darange
what is life?
what is the eternal oblivion that we all are born, live, and die through?
where do we go in the end?
what will your accomplishments, friends, family, relationships, and আরো amount to in the end game? why do we do the things that hurt us the most? weather it be our future, our relationships, অথবা even our body ourselves.
What's going to happen if our sun dies right now, অথবা if its the end of the world? what would we do? what would আপনি do? would আপনি say goodbye to your loved ones? rob a bank? sit there all alone?
Is their even a Heaven and Hell? অথবা are we all forgotten in the sea of never ending people. no one cares. we all forget over time

what would আপনি do in the end of the world? opinions?
posted by PeacefulCritic
Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia হ্যালোইন classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline অথবা Coraline whichever one আপনি prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

Story:
The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...
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