It's Raining Eggs

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Hallelujah.

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HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT >.<

posted by amy_the_demon

BY: me!!!!

coca: i want coca!!!
me: আপনি want yourself O.o

barney: lets sing a lame গাধা song!!!!

c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Barney: *jumps off bridge*

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*micowave dings*

me: le gasp!!!! my burrito না is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*

me: নমস্কার THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!

coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*

me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........

coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*elmo lands on barney with a splat*

elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

coca: i though আপনি were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!

elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*

barney: i hate my dino life......

me: we all do purple shit, we all do..

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FIN

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Chema meets Slenderman

posted by samuraibond005

I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains অথবা dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat রাইফেল rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, অথবা even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy দ্বারা the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going প্রথমপাতা afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...

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এমিনেম

posted by kassilove

When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of এমিনেম aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of এমিনেম and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” অথবা even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR

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My পছন্দ animes, and why আপনি should watch them, too.

posted by Lolly4me2

Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

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CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs আরো publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this জীবন্ত for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my বন্ধু xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life

Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a অনুরাগী of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...

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Calliope channel episode 5

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS আপনি KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF অনুরাগী LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this প্রদর্শনী i allways see a new guest তারকা so i was wondering how do আপনি do it?
আপনি WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS প্রদর্শনী BEING ON THIS প্রদর্শনী AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest তারকা is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your বন্ধু are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if আপনি make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!

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Genorater came out for LESBIAN!

posted by moolah

To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's দিন together. Emily had cooked a stupid ডিনার and they ate on a log দ্বারা candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...

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Simlover4 উত্তর your প্রশ্ন about canada

posted by simlover4

I know some প্রশ্ন about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell আপনি the উত্তর

first, আপনি can NOT see polar bears in the রাস্তা and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know আপনি won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is পাঠ করা this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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fangs and পশম chapter 1-about Melody Willgrove

posted by hotice

"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty অথবা anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...

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K.L.'s Infamous Songs 1

posted by Emoshinell

RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same প্রশ্ন
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down অথবা else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know আপনি know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
অথবা we take our time
So let's rush

I want আপনি to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush অথবা we may not
I want আপনি to know this
I want আপনি to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush

দুর্গ

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Watches 28

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Source: made দ্বারা me KanonKyu

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যেভাবে খুশী Derp Story 2

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Giselle: নমস্কার joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi

And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.

Later that day...
Sammy: নমস্কার miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed দ্বারা freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i ব্যক্ত who
Miranda: d****t sammy

And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive আপনি this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah

i ব্যক্ত that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA

WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?

And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia

Lady

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আরো than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated দ্বারা you.
I was so এনচ্যান্টেড দ্বারা your beauty that I ran into that দেওয়াল over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime আপনি passed by, just so I could stare at আপনি a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a বৃত্ত that had its two sides gently compressed দ্বারা a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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Smart insult উদ্ধৃতি

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes আপনি so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told আপনি to be yourself simply couldn’t have প্রদত্ত আপনি worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t আপনি have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let আপনি mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are আপনি always this stupid অথবা are আপনি making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like আপনি before – but I had to pay an admission.

If আপনি took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d প্রণয় to help আপনি out…now, which way did আপনি come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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The শীর্ষ 10 জীবন্ত Openings!

posted by deathding

ANIME! ^____^

An awesome উৎস of entertainment that's basically Japanese কার্টুন often inspired দ্বারা manga, অথবা Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost প্রণয় every one I see. And this তালিকা is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from জীবন্ত I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him আপনি met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do আপনি listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him দ্বারা his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your পছন্দ guy[If আপনি hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson অথবা some who আপনি like ALLOT!]

9. Come প্রথমপাতা saying আপনি found your true...