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Billboards শীর্ষ 100 Songs of 2010

posted by lexie2635

1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED আপনি NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY আপনি LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY আপনি ARE-Bruno...

2

MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO বিভক্ত করা

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is অভিনয় the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are আরো than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has ব্যক্ত that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that আপনি have to work hard...

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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do আপনি always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd আপনি treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

6

13 Things To Do At Walmart!

posted by EllentheStrange

1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the শীর্ষ of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy ভালুক and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. আপনি hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as আপনি can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say আপনি were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a যেভাবে খুশী person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive আপনি cheated on me with that whore" and point to a যেভাবে খুশী girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If আপনি are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If আপনি are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz অথবা dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.

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আরো blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can আপনি tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The জয়স্টিক is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her আরো attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do আপনি say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are আপনি boys all in the same band?
A3: Do আপনি guys all play for the Green উপসাগর Packers?

Q: How do আপনি make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

5

10 Things Guys SHOULD Know About Girls

posted by MileySelena982

1. We only cry infront of আপনি when we
a) want আপনি to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini স্কার্ট when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If আপনি ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't অথবা feel like আপনি should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, অথবা angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If আপনি think we like to hang out with আপনি every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have আপনি ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When আপনি ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we প্রণয় you... আপনি better believe it.

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শ্রদ্ধার্ঘ্য to whoever can salve this RIDDLE!

posted by 1122ridr

What is heavy forwards but backwards it is NOT?

Hint: The answer is in the question

Can আপনি guess, if আপনি can, I'll give আপনি props.

PS: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
BATMAN!!!!

6

being ugly

posted by orangeturnip

things that make you...

being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly আপনি become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way আপনি look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww অথবা not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have আপনি become?

im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one যেভাবে খুশী act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

প্রণয় yourself
প্রণয় the world
spread some joy

প্রণয় peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who আপনি are.
dont let the world change you

thank আপনি for taking the time to read ... this came from my হৃদয় and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3

5

Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around ফ্যানপপ and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 মিনিট looking at the কমলা রস box because it ব্যক্ত "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

3

যেভাবে খুশী Jokes

posted by nessienjake

I recieved and যন্ত্রপত্র with a তালিকা of যেভাবে খুশী jokes I thought I'd share it with আপনি guys :)

Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" ব্যক্ত the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he ব্যক্ত he'd look into it and get...

22

Funny উদ্ধৃতি From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. আপনি can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say আপনি should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching টেলিভিশন দ্বারা candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find টেলিভিশন very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

8

Here's the take on Relationships from a Guy's POV

posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if আপনি talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're বন্ধু with other guys.

But when you're sitting পরবর্তি to us, and some যেভাবে খুশী guy walks into the room  and আপনি jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if আপনি sit there and talk to him for ten মিনিট without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a  little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...

13

10 things NOT to do in a horror movie

posted by gabriellel93

So there has been a lot of new horror চলচ্চিত্র coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help আপনি survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where আপনি are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...

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50 যেভাবে খুশী Questions?!!!!!!!

posted by jodith

it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were আপনি 3 hours ago?
2. Who are আপনি in প্রণয় with?
3. Have আপনি ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything পরাকাষ্ঠা within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time আপনি went to the mall?
6. Are আপনি wearing socks right now?
7. Do আপনি have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time আপনি drove out of town?
9. Have আপনি been to the চলচ্চিত্র in the last 5 days?
10. Are আপনি hot?
11. What was the last thing আপনি had to drink?
12. What are আপনি wearing right now?
13. Do আপনি wash your car অথবা let the car wash do it?
14. Last খাবার that আপনি ate?
15. Where were আপনি last week...

Random, best of abridged Vegeta

posted by Canada24

#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes আপনি can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are আপনি doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: আপনি okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think আপনি were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED দ্বারা A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...

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Teen Titans Go Reasons to support it. Original Teen Titans returned cause of Teen Titans Go Movie.

posted by NagisaFurukawa-

Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go.

Terra Strong voice actor/actress who played Raven ব্যক্ত that the company will bring back Teen Titans Original for a season 6. But a catch is people have to support Teen Titans Go Movie. Meaning it has to do well in the Movie theaters. অথবা no original Teen Titans season 6 will not happen. Terra Strong ব্যক্ত that is what the company told her. So support Teen Titans Go to the চলচ্চিত্র in the Movie theater. I don't see why people wanna hate on Teen Titans Go. I was at Bookman's store before looking at the comics. And they had Teen Titans শিশুরা comics. When they were babies. And comics called Titans...

4

Why Berni is a Great Friend

posted by mrcodegeass

Bernadette is a ফ্যানপপ member named Yorkshire Rose. She has been on ফ্যানপপ for a long time and Fanpop's a better place because of that.

What makes Bernadette such a special friend is that she's one of the most generous and friendly people that ফ্যানপপ has ever had. She constantly gives out some of Fanpop's most delightful props. Getting a শ্রদ্ধার্ঘ্য from her is always a treat.

There are several people on ফ্যানপপ that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that ফ্যানপপ has ever had. She has several বন্ধু on ফ্যানপপ and she seems to generous to all of them.

Berni makes ফ্যানপপ a better place. She brings happiness to ফ্যানপপ and makes the website a আরো charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's দেওয়াল to see all the adorable messages that her বন্ধু have sent her.

Thank আপনি Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making ফ্যানপপ a আরো friendly place.

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards দ্বারা an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Johnny Lightning Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....