Oh no "2000s Kid" is becoming a thing???

added by Riku114

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Riku114 Im not ready to be a generation XDD

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posted by adaug

Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK আপনি LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get আপনি to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom ব্যক্ত and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia ব্যক্ত and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...

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Are আপনি Afraid Of This?(Chapter 2)

posted by adaug

It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth অথবা Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a বালিশ and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth অথবা dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth অথবা dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare আপনি to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...

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131 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

posted by Thecharliejay

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter বই and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from আপনি (Example: When in a car অথবা an elevator). If আপনি don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and বড়দিন and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their পছন্দ song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...

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what women should tell men...but don't

posted by bubbletl

What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The পরবর্তি time আপনি and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a মতামত to see which of আপনি successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with আপনি - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever আপনি have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If আপনি were really looking for an honest answer, you...

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Respectfully Cheating

posted by karpach_14

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have আপনি ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would আপনি ask such a প্রশ্ন now? আপনি don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when আপনি were 35 years old and আপনি really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give আপনি a loan? Remember how one দিন the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no প্রশ্ন asked?"

"Oh, Betty, আপনি did that for me!...

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ABC's of ex girlfriends

posted by karpach_14

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for আপনি আপনি twit she was only after your money and could have প্রদত্ত a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

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My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can আপনি guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell আপনি about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair অথবা putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The পরবর্তি chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

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The Shaggy সারমেয় Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" অথবা "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He ব্যক্ত "I'd like to have one too." Then I ব্যক্ত "But this is a dog". He ব্যক্ত he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He ব্যক্ত I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

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Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can আপনি believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how আপনি respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what আপনি want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee আরো than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My হৃদয় skips a beat
When আপনি walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with আপনি until the end

I give my হৃদয় and my soul to you
To make আপনি see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant আপনি see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what আপনি want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope আপনি are getting use to this প্রদর্শনী cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did আপনি say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope আপনি enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 4

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE আপনি AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING আপনি 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST তারকা IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T আপনি EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO আপনি BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF অথবা I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the প্রদর্শনী earlyer!Bye!
The End

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InvaderCalliope on a trip to the beach!

posted by invadercalliope

Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying প্রথমপাতা and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING দ্বারা TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go দ্বারা car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!

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a যেভাবে খুশী song

posted by trentgwenfan1

i প্রণয় cereal yes i do

i প্রণয় cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i প্রণয় cerial yes i do i প্রণয় cerial আপনি better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if আপনি can't have crealeal

do not steal

i প্রণয় creal yes we do i প্রণয় ceral আপনি should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i প্রণয় ccerale yes i do

i প্রণয় crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some যেভাবে খুশী songs আপনি made up plz commet

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11. SURE things yOU wish yuor boyfriend didnt know about you!!!

posted by neonstars

1.where আপনি keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid অথবা nawt!!
3.Who আপনি talk 2 on the phone
4.THat আপনি are super jelous অথবা other girls (or boys)
5.That আপনি hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up আপনি will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That আপনি have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart আপনি are at fixing things.

GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!

I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!

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What Business Brand Slogans Taught Me

posted by KittyTDA98

1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that আপনি can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the প্রথমপাতা Depot is আরো saving and আরো doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are আরো than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...

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A severe warning of a perverted fanpopper আপনি should all stay away from! :O

posted by K5-HOWL

esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me

Yes K5-HOWL has হারিয়ে গেছে her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post নবীকৃত তথ্য if আপনি want :)

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part to of ~haunted~ ~hell~ ~house~ ~HHH~

posted by CUTEDXC

me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy আপনি do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for আরো hours and my বন্ধু will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...

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your প্রণয় is suicide( original song)

posted by outsidersfan_14

i hope আপনি like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first প্রবন্ধ i put on here so plz মতামত , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format

YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know আপনি amy not understand
but if আপনি can
please understand
I see আপনি underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would আপনি say? take this away
If i told আপনি how i feel, would it be real অথবা is this all fake??

Chourus: your প্রণয় is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...

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Rain, sunshine and licerish!(read while listenning to Your body's a wonderland-JohnMayer)

posted by 555YJ

i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the রাস্তা
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my আইপড out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one পরবর্তি to me
i...