1) I can't reach my license unless আপনি hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3) Aren't আপনি the guy from the Village People?
4) Hey, আপনি must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5) Are আপনি Andy অথবা Barney?
6) I thought আপনি had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8) I pay your salary!
9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10) Do আপনি know why আপনি pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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