In case আপনি didn’t read last week’s edition of Celeb Friendz 4 Eva, then আপনি should know that Selena Gomez and Taylor সত্বর are total besties. As in they paint each other’s toenails while chit-chattin’ about all the latest gossip. Also, sometimes, after T.Swift’s mom makes them turn the lights out, they talk about boy stuff. And girl body party stuff. Turns out they both have this thing once a মাস where they bleed from their she-who-must-not-be-named-in-polite-company.

So anyway, Taylor সত্বর was in France last week for the NRJ awards and someone asked her about what she and Selena Gomez talk about. And while I originally hoped she’d plagiarized the dialogue from a vintage Mall Madness commercial, I’m now thinking it might totally be real.

I know from the প্রদর্শনী Girls, some girls really do talk like this about guys. In fact, ladies, truth time, I sometimes talk about guys like that. I think it’s kinda normal. It’s still just annoying because, ugh, Taylor, is there anything else going on in your life besides guys. I know they’re like a big part of your life, but maybe আপনি can talk about other stuff. Like when someone says, “hey girlie girl, what do আপনি and your best friend talk about?” আপনি could be all like, “Justin Timberlake’s comeback, Hilary Clinton being badass, backpacking around ইউরোপ and the debt ceiling.” Just once, it would be nice to hear what আপনি think about other things.