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do আপনি know any dirty jokes? if, so, what is it?
My fave:
Once upon a সাম্প্রতিক time, two parents got into a big fight, the women called the man a "bastard",and the man called the women a "bitch"
Their son walked in and ব্যক্ত "What does 'bitch' and 'bastard' mean?" and his parents replied hastily told him it meant "ladies and gentlemen".
The পরবর্তি দিন the parents came to an agreement and decided to have sex, the women ব্যক্ত "feel my titties" and the man ব্যক্ত "feel my dick".
Their son walked in again and asked "What does 'titties' and 'dick' mean?" and the parents told him "hats and coats".
then on Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit!" he said, the kid came in ONCE AGAIN and asked "What's that mean??" and his dad ব্যক্ত it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut her finger, "Fuck!" she yelled. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean???" the mom ব্যক্ত that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
The door ঘণ্টা rang. The kid answered the door for his relatives and ব্যক্ত "'K, আপনি bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the রান্নাঘর fucking the turkey," leaving his very baffled relatives thinking about sex, yet again
Once upon a সাম্প্রতিক time, two parents got into a big fight, the women called the man a "bastard",and the man called the women a "bitch"
Their son walked in and ব্যক্ত "What does 'bitch' and 'bastard' mean?" and his parents replied hastily told him it meant "ladies and gentlemen".
The পরবর্তি দিন the parents came to an agreement and decided to have sex, the women ব্যক্ত "feel my titties" and the man ব্যক্ত "feel my dick".
Their son walked in again and asked "What does 'titties' and 'dick' mean?" and the parents told him "hats and coats".
then on Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit!" he said, the kid came in ONCE AGAIN and asked "What's that mean??" and his dad ব্যক্ত it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut her finger, "Fuck!" she yelled. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean???" the mom ব্যক্ত that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
The door ঘণ্টা rang. The kid answered the door for his relatives and ব্যক্ত "'K, আপনি bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the রান্নাঘর fucking the turkey," leaving his very baffled relatives thinking about sex, yet again
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