Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!

1. Throw whatever training আপনি have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's অনুরাগী sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!

2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let আপনি imagine why.

3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.

4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.

5. You...

[Soulja Boy Tell Em Verse]

Man it's ridiculous, I got আপনি so delirious
Kiss আপনি through the phone, while I lick আপনি just like liquirish
I'm hold back in 96, and আপনি can be my Shasha Fierce
Baby আপনি so sexy, I প্রণয় the way them jeans fit
Put আপনি on my team list, Call আপনি miss bezzy.
I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy
And if আপনি don't believe me, please don't tease me
Delirious for my love, better yet I got আপনি phenen
LET DO IT!

[Verse 1: Taylah P]
Hey over there what's your name
Are আপনি for real
Is this a game
You start to smile
And I do the same
I look away but আপনি remain
Your eyes starin back...