সোনিক Article: my funny sonic moments

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posted by Sonicfan67

Sonic:woah a real live robot!or is that some kind of cheesey new years coustume?
Shadow:bite my shiny metal ass!
Sonic:dosent look shiny to me.
Shadow:shiner then yours meatbag.

Sonic on a computer:the coment প্রশ্ন দিন which comes from a user name....bam!and he said...
Mighty:why did the chicken ক্রুশ the road?
Sonic on a computer:soooooooo why did the chicken ক্রুশ the road?
Eggman:BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GET HIS POT FRIED CHICKEN AND SHOVE A FUCKING PLATE WITH MASH POTATOS AND MOTHER FUCKIN BAKED BEANS!!!!!!YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!THATS WHY THE CHICKEN ক্রুশ THE FUCKING ROAD!!!!!
Sonic on a computer:so tell me guys what are bananas for?
Eggman:WHAT ARE BANANAS FOR?!?!TO
STICK THEM UP YOUR FUCKING গাধা FOR
CALLING ME A GOD DAMN FAKE!!!!!!

Knuckels:OMG who touched Sasha?what?
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?!?!?!?!

Shadow:you know coach used to say when he will আগুন us up if we we're behind.
Rogue:yeah?what?
Shadow:loser!your a loser!are আপনি feeling sorry for yourself?!?!?well আপনি should be!you dirt!you make me sick!you big baby!baby want a bottle?!?!?a bottle of dirt?!?!?
Rogue:why are আপনি yelling at me?(crys)
Shadow:(sighs)
THE END
Sonic as Fry and রশ্মি William Johnson
Shadow as Bender and Hank Hill
Eggman as Angry Grandpa
Rogue as Hanks wife
Knuckels as Heavy
AND
Mighty as RyanDaRizzle

DivaChipette1 and deathding like this

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Virtual World (Part 1)

posted by musiclover2015

"Tails!" Sonic exclaimed.
"Ah!" slings wrench in the air, "What?!"
"...Nothing I was just messin' with ya bud! Ha ha!" Sonic joked.
"Oh ha ha..." wrench hits Tails in the head, "Ow! God d-"
"-Don't be using harsh language on me, bud, আপনি know you're too young for that stuff." Sonic smirked jokingly.
"I was just gonna say 'danget'."
"Yeah but still."
Out of nowhere Knuckles comes, অথবা rather leaps, out of a warp ring.
"If that's the way আপনি feel, Dad, then fine দ্বারা me!" he exclaimed.
"You need to take your responsibilities serious, Knuckles, অথবা you'll never become a good guardian!" Locke exclaimed from...

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Sonic the hedgehog 06 character উদ্ধৃতি

posted by Silvaze_4_life

Amy Rose:
Two heads are better than one when looking for someone!
(to Silver) The person আপনি were looking for was Sonic? Were আপনি planning to kill him?
If I had to choose between the world and Sonic, I would choose Sonic!
Hmm... I sense Sonic's presence there. Call it my girlish intuition.
HEY! You're not Sonic! (Slaps Silver, who almost falls off the roof, but Amy ignores it, and buries her face in her hands) Um... I'm sorry!
Aren't I just incredible? (After achieving an "S" rank)

Blaze the Cat:
You're so naive. Whether it's right অথবা wrong, I can't really say... But what I do know is... If we don't...

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Super sonic

added by alphawhitewolf

Source: Idk

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Darkness The Vampire Bat: Chapter 1

posted by ThatMarySue

Authors Note: This is a sonic অনুরাগী fic so if আপনি don't like sonic then go away!!!1

Hi, I'mBlack Blood-wing Darkness কুইন of Death, but everyone just calls me Darkness.

I am a bat like my sister Rouge, except I'm a special type of bat. A vampire bat.

I have black hair, red and blue eyes (that turn all black and bleed when I'm mad), black make-up, black wings, deathly pale skin, white boots with red hearts on them and white gloves with red on the top.

Today (It was storming btw) I decided to meet my sister. Rouge doesn't like to talk about me much, I think it's because I'm too dark and evil অথবা maybe...