You don't have to wait long for a smirk from Dean or a pout from Sammy.
1. The correct response to bitch! is always jerk!.
2. Say no chick flick moments when আপনি want to avoid mushy conversation.
3. If you're in a car accident, don't worry about those embarrassing open-back hospital clothes, because if you're incredibly attractive (like Dean) they just give আপনি nice tight white shirts and blue trousers.
4. Every house should own a huge salt cellar.
5. Always keep a paper clip at hand just in case আপনি happen to need one.
6. Pay close attention to your Latin lessons.
7. Never leave your little bro alone...he could wander off, get lost, and kidnapped দ্বারা a demon.
8. Bow hunting is an important skill.
9. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.
10. Never mess with Dean's car!
11. When আপনি watch a horror movie, pay attention. When someone tells আপনি a place is haunted, don't go in!
12. Don't try to con a con-man.
13. Always come up with a ridiculous code phrase in case someone ties আপনি up and makes আপনি talk on the phone.
14. If you're nervous on a plane, choose some soothing সঙ্গীত to calm আপনি down..like Metallica.
15. Don't ever EVER try Purple Nurples.
16. Always wear charms and Egyptian amulets.
17. Use rock তারকা names as fake ones.
18. Draw a key of Salomon on the ceiling of your bedroom.
19. Use coordinates, signs in your journal (don't forget to write like freakin' Yoda).
20. Check your shampoo for Nair on a regular basis.
21. DO believe in unicorns.
22. Always remove your বড়দিন decorations right after New Year, অথবা আপনি just might get filleted দ্বারা a hooker from God.
23. Know a little about a lot of things, just enough to make আপনি dangerous.
24. If আপনি happen to become a Bikini Inspector don't worry, no one will notice.
25. When in doubt, serve all of your beverages laced with holy water.
26. What's dead should stay dead(except a Winchester).
27. Never accept church heirlooms as gifts...especially if you're having moral issues with everyone.
28. When a ghost is hitch-hiking, don't pick her up.
29. Never get involved in a prank war with a Winchester.
30. Prey everyday.
31. Don't be a smart গাধা and you'll get an extra cookie.
32. The older brother is always right.
33. Always have something made of iron close by, followed দ্বারা salt and silver bullets.
34. The best way to see ghosts is via camera with night vision.
35. All scarecrows are fugly.
36. Justin Timberlake is quite the triple threat.
37. Don’t be বন্ধু with the Snuggle ভালুক অথবা you’ll be hunted down.
38. When aliens abduct আপনি ask them to dance. They like dancing.
39. আপনি did not invent lying to the cops. Bobby did.
40. আপেল pie is freakin' worth it.
41. Dean always throws scissors.
42. Radios never get their signals messed up just because they feel like it..so stop tapping them and go do some demon hunting!
43. If আপনি ever get into trouble just remember: WWBD - What Would Buffy Do?.
44. Never EVER say Bloody Mary into the mirror three times.
45. Never reach down a drain for something shiny, আপনি might get eaten দ্বারা an alligator.
46. Don't think about murderous spirits when looking at Tibetan Spirit Sigils.
47. Flickering lights are very rarely actually caused দ্বারা a short in the wiring. Grab the salt!
48. Credit card fraud is hard work.
49. Making deals with demons isn't as easy as pie.
50. Don't fall asleep in the car with Dean অথবা আপনি might wake up with a plastic spoon in your mouth.
51. Coffee makes everything better.
52. Never believe teenagers about details like the color of some chick's hair..cos they always tell different stories.
53. If your house is haunted make sure আপনি know where your toddler is at all times অথবা it might end up in the fridge.
54. If আপনি see an ugly painting at a charity auction, don't buy it..especially if it contains a razor.
55. Never use a magic fingers massage বিছানা when there is someone else in the room.
56. Never admit that আপনি watch Oprah in front of your younger brother.
57. Clowns are evil.
58. If আপনি are going to watch porn make sure your brother isn't going to come back early and walk in on you.
59. 9 times out of 10 your brother DIDN'T do it, even if it happens to be on camera অথবা the news.
60. Everyone has a handy dandy hidden weapon compartment in their trunk.
61. Mullets are the thinking স্মারক of nudist geniuses.
62. Sam and Dean aren't working for the mandroid.
63. If you're possessed, never go to Bobby's place and do not accept a বিয়ার if he offers.
64. If আপনি are going to make a deal with the devil, make sure আপনি brush your teeth and use mouthwash before going to the crossroads.
65. EMF readers can be made from a busted up walkman (it's homemade).
66. Never follow the stream of blood, where do আপনি think it leads?!
67. If আপনি ever see the word croatoan carved into a tree, ready the explosives and watch out for crazy nurses!
68. Never joke about digging up Johnny Ramone's grave, heathen!
69. When searching a freezer for human hearts, always remember to check behind the Haagen-Dazs.
70. If placed upside down, a Spongebob place mat can make a perfectly acceptable altar cloth in a pinch.
71. Don't annoy priests daughters আপনি never know what's avenging their anger.
72. Don't leave your little brother alone in a motel room to play video games..you don't know who may come through the window.
73. If your going to kill bees, আপনি have to use an aresol can with a lighter to get them extra crispy.
74. If your going to live in a dream world আপনি might as well have your girlfriend be the model for your পছন্দ beer.
75. If আপনি have exactly six months old child, never leave it out of your sight অথবা in the future it may turn in to something evil.
76. '67 was Impala's best year.
77. Correct spelling and pretty/readable handwriting is irrelevant.
78. School House Rock is better than school.
79. Never go to prison without having an inside man.
80. If আপনি ever become a parent and your child says it has a friend that আপনি can't see, call Sam and Dean!
81. If something sounds to good to be true, it probably is.
82. Bad things are about to go down if আপনি run out of pretzels.
83. The older brother always gets to stay with the hot girls.
84. MySpace isn't porn.
85. The REO Speedwagon guy sings from the hair, not the heart.
86. If আপনি are a Winchester and আপনি get a nasty cut on your face, don't worry your face will heal up just as pretty as before within' a day.
87. If your going to electrocute a raw head make sure not to stand in the water puddle.
88. According to Dean, chicks dig artists.
89. আপনি don't break a curse, আপনি get out of its way.
90. Special Federal Agents appear at the worst times.
91. Even someone with no soul can bang Lindsay Lohan.
92. আপনি don't have to wait long for a smirk from Dean অথবা a pout from Sammy.
93. Sooner অথবা later your gonna have to face up to who আপনি really are.
94. Never trust a little old lady in the secluded house in the woods and a tasty-looking pie on the window সীল অথবা আপনি will end up sick to your stomach and then dead.
95. If there are any two যেভাবে খুশী FBI agents then, দ্বারা default, they are called Mulder and Scully.
96. Rabbits always get screwed in the deal...too bad because they're really cute.
97. Gay প্রণয় can pierce the veil of death and save the day.
98. Rabbit's foot - not lucky for the rabbit....worse for you.
99. A moon bounce is epic.
100. No matter what happens it's ok, they were possessed.
101. When supposedly inanimate objects start operating of their own accord, run like hell!
102. Never ever EVER leave your clothes out on the টেবিল while you're in the shower, where Dean can get to them...you never know when he has itching powder.
103. Sam and Dean are both very good with...shaking sheets.
104. Being sacrificed is classier than being killed.
105. ডোনাটস্ are not love.
106. According to Dean, a greasy pork স্যান্ডউইচ served up in a dirty ashtray is a good hangover remedy.
107. Really pretty sure is a আরো standard response than sure.
108. Stay inside the magic circle!
109. When unsure if old lady is faking, poke her with a stick.
110. Demons we get, people are crazy!
111. Life is meaningless..ask any alcoholo-porno addict giant stuffed teddy bear.
112. There are prophets named Chucked too.
113. Even if আপনি are in the middle of Basic Instinct, আপনি can still bang Sharon Stone.
114. Ghosts can get creative too.
115. P.E. teachers are hot in red shorts (only if they're Dean).
116. Dodge is the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning, a game with one simple rule.
117. You ain't been had, till আপনি been had দ্বারা the Chief.
118. আপনি can't tail a magician..even if he's 60.
119. When you're in bed, getting ready to sleep, check under it...you don't wanna be molested দ্বারা Casper the pervy ghost.
120. If you're having a house with three bedrooms, two baths and one homicide for sale don't worry..the place is going to sell like hotcakes.
121. Even humans can cut themselves a slice of অ্যাঞ্জেল খাবার cake.
122. If আপনি have an অ্যাঞ্জেল and a demon, riding in the back seat, you're set for a Penthouse ফোরাম letter.
123. দেবদূত are God’s little Power Rangers.
124. আপনি can often confuse reality with porn.
125. If you're a demon and আপনি can't touch a panic room, আপনি can always write your congressman.
126. Even if আপনি were in hell, tortured, carved and sliced, when you'll come back you'll look fantastic.
127. A little-known translation of the Book of Revelations has jack-o-lanterns in it.
128. Demon whisperers are sometimes reliable.
129. Teddy bears can catch lollipop disease.
130. আপনি don't want some giant, flaming, pissed-off teddy on your hands.
131. If Bigfoot breaks into a liquor store jonesing for some hooch like Amaretto and Irish Cream, he's definitely a girl-drink drunk.
132. Leprechauns are scary..small hands.
133. আপনি can meet people so vanilla that they make vanilla seem spicy.
134. Witches are so freaking skeevy.
135. If আপনি are a six-hundred-year hag and আপনি can choose any costume to come back in, go for a hot cheerleader!
136. Don't make a left-hand turn into oncoming traffic! You're not suicidal!
137. Everyone drops dead sooner অথবা later.
138. Longpig means human flesh.
139. 66 seals is not a প্রদর্শনী at SeaWorld.
140. If আপনি have a weekend off, আপনি can always build a panic room.
141. আপনি should look like a Thriller video reject if you're getting out of hell but don't worry about that if Cas is around.
142. If আপনি work in a cubicle and feel like আপনি don't belong there, you’re probably right.
143. If you’re going to fight ghosts, don’t forget! Health insurance is a must!
144. Be careful when আপনি dig up a body, it’s illegal in possibly all states.
145. Even দেবদূত can be stabbed in the face.
146. Contrary to জনপ্রিয় belief, driving a classic car and fornicating with women it’s a gift, not a curse.
147. In their spare time, দেবদূত do decoupage.
148. When hunting a ghost, first rule: Figure out what you're up against!
149. Ghosts have bad trips too..they're called burny acid অথবা what us mortals call salt.
150. Never ever sit on the বিছানা with your feet on the floor! আপনি don't know when something would grab আপনি দ্বারা your ankles.
I'll be back with more.
Sam and Dean are both very good with...shaking sheets.
