*In case আপনি don't remember, Chaff is one of Haymitch's best বন্ধু and was one of the tributes in the 75th Hunger Games*
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Haymitch Abernathy পরিলেখ Page
Name: Can't remember.
Age: Have no idea.
Home: Somewhere in North America.
Current location: In a dumpster.
Interested in: Drinking and sleeping.
In a relationship: Keep my options open.
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দেওয়াল দেওয়াল দেওয়াল দেওয়াল দেওয়াল দেওয়াল দেওয়াল দেওয়াল WALL
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:09PM
'Keep your options open'? For what? It's not like someone will take a guy who's constantly drunk like you.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:11PM
Ah, Effie. Always knows how to make a guy suffer.
Chaff: January 24th 18:12PM
That's what women are best at.
- Haymitch Abernathy, Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:13PM
How can আপনি even write on the computer, Chaff? আপনি only have one arm.
Chaff: January 24th 18:16PM
One letter at a time, babe. One letter at a time.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:17PM
I bet আপনি were drunk while লেখা your profile, Haymitch.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:19PM
আপনি know me so well.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:20PM
Oh please, I bet he's drunk right now.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:24PM
*Giggle* *Hiccup* Banana!
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:25PM
Told you.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
What are আপনি doing in a dumpster?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:26PM
I'm baking a cake.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:27PM
Yeah, this sentence doesn't have the same effect without the sarcastic tone.
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:28PM
But there aren't any dumpsters in District Twelve.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:29PM
So how come I'm lying in a place filled with garbage?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:30PM
Ahh, Haymitch? That's your garden.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:33PM
*looks around* Oh. Right. Hey, I can see আপনি staring at me through your window! *Waving enthusiastically*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:34PM
Yeah… That's Peeta.
- Gale Hawthorne, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Chaff and Effie Trinket Like this.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:35PM
Oh. He really needs to cut his hair. It's starting to get confusing.
- Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:37PM
আপনি should really stop drinking.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:39PM
And আপনি should really stop wearing those hideous clothes of yours. আপনি look like a circus freak on drugs.
- Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Chaff and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:40PM
See how bad he treats me! I don't understand why people think it's a good idea to pair us up in fanfiction.
Chaff: January 24th 18:41PM
At least people write about you! I don't even think people know who I am! *sob sob*
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:42PM
There there.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:44PM
Why is this monkey walking towards me?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:45PM
That's Greasy Sae.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:47PM
Oh. She really needs to shave.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:48PM
আপনি know, now I'm curious. I want to know what Greasy Sae looks like!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:48PM
No, আপনি don't. Believe me.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:49PM
Gale! That's really not nice of you!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:50PM
I'm just bad like that. *wink wink*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:52PM
*blink blink*
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:55PM
... ejfoajf … afhoaifa … laihfah … HARRY POTTER! … jwopaod ...
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Haymitch Abernathy পরিলেখ Page
Name: Can't remember.
Age: Have no idea.
Home: Somewhere in North America.
Current location: In a dumpster.
Interested in: Drinking and sleeping.
In a relationship: Keep my options open.
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দেওয়াল দেওয়াল দেওয়াল দেওয়াল দেওয়াল দেওয়াল দেওয়াল দেওয়াল WALL
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:09PM
'Keep your options open'? For what? It's not like someone will take a guy who's constantly drunk like you.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:11PM
Ah, Effie. Always knows how to make a guy suffer.
Chaff: January 24th 18:12PM
That's what women are best at.
- Haymitch Abernathy, Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:13PM
How can আপনি even write on the computer, Chaff? আপনি only have one arm.
Chaff: January 24th 18:16PM
One letter at a time, babe. One letter at a time.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:17PM
I bet আপনি were drunk while লেখা your profile, Haymitch.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:19PM
আপনি know me so well.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:20PM
Oh please, I bet he's drunk right now.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:24PM
*Giggle* *Hiccup* Banana!
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:25PM
Told you.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
What are আপনি doing in a dumpster?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:26PM
I'm baking a cake.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:27PM
Yeah, this sentence doesn't have the same effect without the sarcastic tone.
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:28PM
But there aren't any dumpsters in District Twelve.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:29PM
So how come I'm lying in a place filled with garbage?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:30PM
Ahh, Haymitch? That's your garden.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:33PM
*looks around* Oh. Right. Hey, I can see আপনি staring at me through your window! *Waving enthusiastically*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:34PM
Yeah… That's Peeta.
- Gale Hawthorne, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Chaff and Effie Trinket Like this.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:35PM
Oh. He really needs to cut his hair. It's starting to get confusing.
- Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:37PM
আপনি should really stop drinking.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:39PM
And আপনি should really stop wearing those hideous clothes of yours. আপনি look like a circus freak on drugs.
- Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Chaff and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:40PM
See how bad he treats me! I don't understand why people think it's a good idea to pair us up in fanfiction.
Chaff: January 24th 18:41PM
At least people write about you! I don't even think people know who I am! *sob sob*
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:42PM
There there.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:44PM
Why is this monkey walking towards me?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:45PM
That's Greasy Sae.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:47PM
Oh. She really needs to shave.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:48PM
আপনি know, now I'm curious. I want to know what Greasy Sae looks like!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:48PM
No, আপনি don't. Believe me.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:49PM
Gale! That's really not nice of you!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:50PM
I'm just bad like that. *wink wink*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:52PM
*blink blink*
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:55PM
... ejfoajf … afhoaifa … laihfah … HARRY POTTER! … jwopaod ...
This is written completely দ্বারা me so don't আপনি dare steal it! If আপনি do use it, remember to credit me, অথবা else! This was inspired দ্বারা THG & My friend Nadia (Nahh-Deee-Aaahh)
I bust the windows out your shop
'cause আপনি never gave me my chops
i asked for them a week পূর্বে
but আপনি never delivered them, no
I bust the windows out your shop
when i figured you'd never deliver
Those mutton chops in that mutton pie
so because of আপনি im blind in the eye
I must admit আপনি didn't do it
but i aint forgiving you, not a bit
'cause i went to the games
and i got punched in the face
আপনি see, i was quite hungry
and আপনি didnt give me
That pie when i told আপনি i needed it
But now আপনি can see what আপনি have done
My eye has gone, forever it has gone
ow,ow,ow,ow
I bust the windows out your shop
'cause আপনি never gave me my chops
i asked for them a week পূর্বে
but আপনি never delivered them, no
I bust the windows out your shop
when i figured you'd never deliver
Those mutton chops in that mutton pie
so because of আপনি im blind in the eye
I must admit আপনি didn't do it
but i aint forgiving you, not a bit
'cause i went to the games
and i got punched in the face
আপনি see, i was quite hungry
and আপনি didnt give me
That pie when i told আপনি i needed it
But now আপনি can see what আপনি have done
My eye has gone, forever it has gone
ow,ow,ow,ow
(Credit to xitsdanielle on tumblr)
Katniss is a fierce dame.
She’ll lift up her bow and quickly take aim.
Peeta likes to bake bread, in his dad’s oven
He’s a baker man.
They’re tributes in The Hunger Games.
Now all of Panem knows their names.
And they don’t even know what,
but they’ve gotta survive, yeah they’ve gotta survive.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games
আপনি better run, better hide, gotta be quicker.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games
Fighting for their lives, trying to be the victor.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games
আপনি better run, better hide, gotta be quicker.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games.
Fighting for their lives, trying to be the victor.
Katniss is a fierce dame.
She’ll lift up her bow and quickly take aim.
Peeta likes to bake bread, in his dad’s oven
He’s a baker man.
They’re tributes in The Hunger Games.
Now all of Panem knows their names.
And they don’t even know what,
but they’ve gotta survive, yeah they’ve gotta survive.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games
আপনি better run, better hide, gotta be quicker.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games
Fighting for their lives, trying to be the victor.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games
আপনি better run, better hide, gotta be quicker.
All the tributes in The Hunger Games.
Fighting for their lives, trying to be the victor.
