1. When she's messing about, standing on that giant ball, pop it with a needle.
2. Laugh hysterically every time she gets hurt.
3. Whenever she does a trick, no matter how impressive it is, just say "I can do better than that, that's easy."
4. If she forces আপনি to actually try and do the trick, even when আপনি fail horribly, act like আপনি did it perfectly.
5. Keep calling monkeys gross.
6. Ignore the fact she's actually a monkey and keep অভিনয় like her animal is a Gorilla.
7. Keep nagging her to use her attack, because আপনি want jelly.
8. Tease her about her and Taruto.
9. Walk into the café, yell "Tambourine Trench!" and walk out again.
10. Keep mistaking her age for 6.
11. Hide Taruto under her bed.
12. Whenever আপনি have a conversation with her, make sure to use rude words at least three times in each sentence. If she asks আপনি what they mean, just laugh and say "Ha, little kids are so dumb."
13. Tell her that if she can't hang আরো than 15 spoons on her face at one time, then you'll tell Taruto that she loves Pai. Cover the spoons with grease.
14. Find চলচ্ছবি on the internet of monkeys doing disgusting stuff, প্রদর্শনী them to Pudding.
15. Steal all the খাবার in her house.
16. Sneak into her house and feed all her siblings massive amounts of sugar.
17. Play drums on her head.
18. Paint her প্রণয় test machine the same color as আপনি dyed Mints hair.
19. Treat her like a 3 বছর old, but exaggerate it a bit, when it gets to four 'O' clock, tell her its bedtime.
20. Paint all her possessions with Ketchup and mustard, tell her the only way to get it clean is to lick it all off, all of it.
21. Keep saying she's a Goth.
22. Take her to an amusement park, but only let her go on the baby rides, no matter how much she wants to go on the others.
23. Say that its wrong for her to প্রণয় Taruto, because he's actually her and Masaya's son, if আপনি are actually convince enough to make her think this is true, then: 1. আপনি have performed a miracle. 2. Get a video camera, and some popcorn.
24. Throw breadcrumbs at her, for at least 3 hours a day.
25. Tell her আপনি kidnapped Taruto and hid him in Ryou's bedroom, make sure she believes you, and that Ryou is in his room at the time.
26. Give her electric shocks until her hair has gone really static.
27. Give her really গথ দেশীয় looking ট্যাটু in her sleep.
28. Start trying to give her tart education lessons.
29. Tell her that Keiichiro is plotting world domination. This is another one to have to make sound really convincing.
30. After spending weeks treating her like a baby, suddenly start calling her Granny.
2. Laugh hysterically every time she gets hurt.
3. Whenever she does a trick, no matter how impressive it is, just say "I can do better than that, that's easy."
4. If she forces আপনি to actually try and do the trick, even when আপনি fail horribly, act like আপনি did it perfectly.
5. Keep calling monkeys gross.
6. Ignore the fact she's actually a monkey and keep অভিনয় like her animal is a Gorilla.
7. Keep nagging her to use her attack, because আপনি want jelly.
8. Tease her about her and Taruto.
9. Walk into the café, yell "Tambourine Trench!" and walk out again.
10. Keep mistaking her age for 6.
11. Hide Taruto under her bed.
12. Whenever আপনি have a conversation with her, make sure to use rude words at least three times in each sentence. If she asks আপনি what they mean, just laugh and say "Ha, little kids are so dumb."
13. Tell her that if she can't hang আরো than 15 spoons on her face at one time, then you'll tell Taruto that she loves Pai. Cover the spoons with grease.
14. Find চলচ্ছবি on the internet of monkeys doing disgusting stuff, প্রদর্শনী them to Pudding.
15. Steal all the খাবার in her house.
16. Sneak into her house and feed all her siblings massive amounts of sugar.
17. Play drums on her head.
18. Paint her প্রণয় test machine the same color as আপনি dyed Mints hair.
19. Treat her like a 3 বছর old, but exaggerate it a bit, when it gets to four 'O' clock, tell her its bedtime.
20. Paint all her possessions with Ketchup and mustard, tell her the only way to get it clean is to lick it all off, all of it.
21. Keep saying she's a Goth.
22. Take her to an amusement park, but only let her go on the baby rides, no matter how much she wants to go on the others.
23. Say that its wrong for her to প্রণয় Taruto, because he's actually her and Masaya's son, if আপনি are actually convince enough to make her think this is true, then: 1. আপনি have performed a miracle. 2. Get a video camera, and some popcorn.
24. Throw breadcrumbs at her, for at least 3 hours a day.
25. Tell her আপনি kidnapped Taruto and hid him in Ryou's bedroom, make sure she believes you, and that Ryou is in his room at the time.
26. Give her electric shocks until her hair has gone really static.
27. Give her really গথ দেশীয় looking ট্যাটু in her sleep.
28. Start trying to give her tart education lessons.
29. Tell her that Keiichiro is plotting world domination. This is another one to have to make sound really convincing.
30. After spending weeks treating her like a baby, suddenly start calling her Granny.