What Are your favoutite উদ্ধৃতি from the Twilight Saga?

"i kissed bella...she punched me...and broke her hand..." -jacob eclipse ;)

"I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much আরো fun with আপনি around." Emmett Cullen, Eclipse

"Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort." Emmett breaking dawn

"I’m sure the leech-lover is just dying to help us out!" paul, new moon

"Where’s the flood, mutt?" rose breaking dawn

"You know how আপনি drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool." jake, breaking dawn

"Hey, do আপনি know what আপনি call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever." jake breaking dawn

আরো also but yeah.. :)