100 Places To Go During The Summer: Cullen Style
Chapter 2: The Opera House
Emmett's POV
I am very excited!!! Jasper had the best idea!!! We're taking the girls to The Opera House! Edward didn't want to, but we forced him to. He's so weak...Ooops. He can hear my mind...
"Emmett," he growled sharply.
"Sorry, bro. No hard feelings...Right?," I ব্যক্ত nervously.
"Ugghrggghhh, আপনি are sooo very intellectually infected with dementia," Edward complained.
What the hell does that even mean??? I'm confused. I've gotta remember to look up dementia online. And intellectually...He's right. I am kinda stupid. Ooops. Edward snickered at that thought...Oh well. Time to go.
~AT THE OPERA HOUSE, 5 HOURS LATER~
Opera is boring. Wait, they're picking two people to sing a duet!!!
"Okay, let us see...How about, the giant beefy one, and the tall skinny one in the 3rd row," a foriegn lady ব্যক্ত in a strong accent. Wait, isn't that...Jasper and me??? YES!!! It is!!! I am scrambling up the stairs...Ouch. I fell on my butt. ভ্যাম্পায়ার can trip? Wierd...Time for the duet!!! Wait, it just dawned on me...I'm গান গাওয়া with JASPER??? Oh God...
Suddenly, I burst out singing: "OwwwAwwOwhhwwahhhWaaaAhhhhhWahhhh," with lots of feeling, I thought!!! Jasper goes, "AwwwwwwwOwwwwwwWahhhhhhhAhhhhAwwww," very loudly and off-key. The audience is silent for a মিনিট (slow humans), and suddenly, they burst out laughing!!! Ugghhhh. I'm leaving. Rose and everyone else follow me out. Oh well, maybe I'llout live it. Someday...
Chapter 2: The Opera House
Emmett's POV
I am very excited!!! Jasper had the best idea!!! We're taking the girls to The Opera House! Edward didn't want to, but we forced him to. He's so weak...Ooops. He can hear my mind...
"Emmett," he growled sharply.
"Sorry, bro. No hard feelings...Right?," I ব্যক্ত nervously.
"Ugghrggghhh, আপনি are sooo very intellectually infected with dementia," Edward complained.
What the hell does that even mean??? I'm confused. I've gotta remember to look up dementia online. And intellectually...He's right. I am kinda stupid. Ooops. Edward snickered at that thought...Oh well. Time to go.
~AT THE OPERA HOUSE, 5 HOURS LATER~
Opera is boring. Wait, they're picking two people to sing a duet!!!
"Okay, let us see...How about, the giant beefy one, and the tall skinny one in the 3rd row," a foriegn lady ব্যক্ত in a strong accent. Wait, isn't that...Jasper and me??? YES!!! It is!!! I am scrambling up the stairs...Ouch. I fell on my butt. ভ্যাম্পায়ার can trip? Wierd...Time for the duet!!! Wait, it just dawned on me...I'm গান গাওয়া with JASPER??? Oh God...
Suddenly, I burst out singing: "OwwwAwwOwhhwwahhhWaaaAhhhhhWahhhh," with lots of feeling, I thought!!! Jasper goes, "AwwwwwwwOwwwwwwWahhhhhhhAhhhhAwwww," very loudly and off-key. The audience is silent for a মিনিট (slow humans), and suddenly, they burst out laughing!!! Ugghhhh. I'm leaving. Rose and everyone else follow me out. Oh well, maybe I'llout live it. Someday...
"JACOB'S BETTER THAN A PASTY, PALE VAMPIRE!!" "eDWARD DOESN'T HOWL!" It was just terrible. It ended very ugly with her ripping Jacob posters off my দেওয়াল and me ripping her Edward shirt. After she left, I realized that they're just two people, just like everyone else. We should respect other people's likes and dislikes and we can have friends. I've seen so many friendships get ripped apart because of this. So here's a valuable lesson, "Respect Others Likes and Dislikes And Everyone Wll Be Friends" So the পরবর্তি time আপনি see two people fighting over Twilight, tell them this important lesson, and friendships will stop getting teared apart.