100 Places To Go During The Summer: Cullen Style
Chapter 2: The Opera House
Emmett's POV
I am very excited!!! Jasper had the best idea!!! We're taking the girls to The Opera House! Edward didn't want to, but we forced him to. He's so weak...Ooops. He can hear my mind...
"Emmett," he growled sharply.
"Sorry, bro. No hard feelings...Right?," I ব্যক্ত nervously.
"Ugghrggghhh, আপনি are sooo very intellectually infected with dementia," Edward complained.
What the hell does that even mean??? I'm confused. I've gotta remember to look up dementia online. And intellectually...He's right. I am kinda stupid. Ooops. Edward snickered at that thought...Oh well. Time to go.
~AT THE OPERA HOUSE, 5 HOURS LATER~
Opera is boring. Wait, they're picking two people to sing a duet!!!
"Okay, let us see...How about, the giant beefy one, and the tall skinny one in the 3rd row," a foriegn lady ব্যক্ত in a strong accent. Wait, isn't that...Jasper and me??? YES!!! It is!!! I am scrambling up the stairs...Ouch. I fell on my butt. ভ্যাম্পায়ার can trip? Wierd...Time for the duet!!! Wait, it just dawned on me...I'm গান গাওয়া with JASPER??? Oh God...
Suddenly, I burst out singing: "OwwwAwwOwhhwwahhhWaaaAhhhhhWahhhh," with lots of feeling, I thought!!! Jasper goes, "AwwwwwwwOwwwwwwWahhhhhhhAhhhhAwwww," very loudly and off-key. The audience is silent for a মিনিট (slow humans), and suddenly, they burst out laughing!!! Ugghhhh. I'm leaving. Rose and everyone else follow me out. Oh well, maybe I'llout live it. Someday...
Chapter 2: The Opera House
Emmett's POV
I am very excited!!! Jasper had the best idea!!! We're taking the girls to The Opera House! Edward didn't want to, but we forced him to. He's so weak...Ooops. He can hear my mind...
"Emmett," he growled sharply.
"Sorry, bro. No hard feelings...Right?," I ব্যক্ত nervously.
"Ugghrggghhh, আপনি are sooo very intellectually infected with dementia," Edward complained.
What the hell does that even mean??? I'm confused. I've gotta remember to look up dementia online. And intellectually...He's right. I am kinda stupid. Ooops. Edward snickered at that thought...Oh well. Time to go.
~AT THE OPERA HOUSE, 5 HOURS LATER~
Opera is boring. Wait, they're picking two people to sing a duet!!!
"Okay, let us see...How about, the giant beefy one, and the tall skinny one in the 3rd row," a foriegn lady ব্যক্ত in a strong accent. Wait, isn't that...Jasper and me??? YES!!! It is!!! I am scrambling up the stairs...Ouch. I fell on my butt. ভ্যাম্পায়ার can trip? Wierd...Time for the duet!!! Wait, it just dawned on me...I'm গান গাওয়া with JASPER??? Oh God...
Suddenly, I burst out singing: "OwwwAwwOwhhwwahhhWaaaAhhhhhWahhhh," with lots of feeling, I thought!!! Jasper goes, "AwwwwwwwOwwwwwwWahhhhhhhAhhhhAwwww," very loudly and off-key. The audience is silent for a মিনিট (slow humans), and suddenly, they burst out laughing!!! Ugghhhh. I'm leaving. Rose and everyone else follow me out. Oh well, maybe I'llout live it. Someday...
i couldn't let myself even think for a সেকেন্ড that i could ease Rosalies Pain.
i never thought that anyone could, not even Emmett at his full best, and here i sit with everything she ever wanted, and i dont even want it. how could i be so selfish to tie the knot and give up the chance that i might regret for a long time adn might risk a wonderful friendship.
What about Alice, and esme? They may not have asked but i know they would pass up the oppurtunitie.
And what about myself. I've already had a baby, ive got a daughter, but i will regret this later too.
I have the most precious gift for a vampire in my grasp and idont want it, if only i could give it away.
What would Happen to me, if i did use this. would i die, really truely die,
and jacob, his pack wouldnt not agree. i cant please anyone.
"Bella" i tunefull voice whispered outside.
i never thought that anyone could, not even Emmett at his full best, and here i sit with everything she ever wanted, and i dont even want it. how could i be so selfish to tie the knot and give up the chance that i might regret for a long time adn might risk a wonderful friendship.
What about Alice, and esme? They may not have asked but i know they would pass up the oppurtunitie.
And what about myself. I've already had a baby, ive got a daughter, but i will regret this later too.
I have the most precious gift for a vampire in my grasp and idont want it, if only i could give it away.
What would Happen to me, if i did use this. would i die, really truely die,
and jacob, his pack wouldnt not agree. i cant please anyone.
"Bella" i tunefull voice whispered outside.
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie ব্যক্ত Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” দ্বারা The Police. When she asks why the hell আপনি did it, say that she reminds আপনি of Roxanne.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie ব্যক্ত Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” দ্বারা The Police. When she asks why the hell আপনি did it, say that she reminds আপনি of Roxanne.
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Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If আপনি like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope আপনি enjoy it!
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