টুইলাইট সিরিজ Article: 10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen

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posted by meeek

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the হৃদয় with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

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Alice Cullen's Diary

posted by disneygood

29th December 2010

Hi! I am Mary Alice Brandon Cullen, but i prefer to be called Alice! my family is:
me
Jasper
Bella
Edward
Rosalie
Emmet
carlisle
Esme
and Renesmee(Nessie!)

The reason i got this diary was because nessie forced me into it. " Look auntie Alice! i bought this for you!" That mean little angel! nessie bought me this diary, and আপনি can't say no can you! so really this is annoying, and i probably won't even do a সেকেন্ড entry!Nessie also bought me a blue jacket. there was 2 tickets that came with it. the tickets were to go to this সৈকত place. " auntie Alice! do আপনি like this coat? আপনি won't like the tickets! i will take them! Jasper and me just looked at each other when she ব্যক্ত that. Anyway she is growing up so fast i feel depressed. God, 200 years old tomorrow! Yay! I have to go now thought bye!

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Dark Moon Chapter 19

posted by GothicGirl0525

Chapter 19
    Everyone exploded with questions. One after another, I can’t take it. I was about to run back up stairs and stay in Edward ad I’s room but someone grabbed me দ্বারা the arms pulling me back downstairs.
    “Bella, আপনি need to do this sooner অথবা later. Though I think sooner would be a better option. So how about we go back down with our family. I will be their every step of the way. I promise.” He said.
    “Edward, I …I… I just can’t. I’m sorry” I ব্যক্ত begging with my eyes for him to not make me do this....

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Is Hunger Games the পরবর্তি Twilight?

posted by mitchie19

Now that Twilight is almost over, will The Hunger Games চলচ্চিত্র fill the void for fans?
—Elliott, Connecticut, via the inbox

You speak of the upcoming book-to-film adaptation about a dystopian society that sends its children into annual outdoor cage matches to the death, yes?

Well, the pre-production rumors sure are as heated as they were in the days before Twilight hit the screen. But does all that anticipation necessarily equal a replacement to the vampire cult?

Let's start with the casting frenzy, which may অথবা may not launch the পরবর্তি Kristen Stewart:

Kick-Ass নায়িকা Chloe Moretz and Lyndsy...

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THE IMPENDING STORM – TWILIGHT 5 - chapter1

posted by emilykuru

THE IMPENDING STORM – TWILIGHT 5

1. LOOMING VISIONS

As morning dawned, I turned to look outside. It wasn’t sunny but definitely not rainy. We couldn’t hold the hope of going to the town to see Charlie today.

As I gazed outside, Bella came in front of me with Nessie in her hand. “Ready to go see our family?” I smiled. “We cannot be here without them, can we?” She smiled back too.

She looked dazzling when she smiled. A few rays of sunlight which managed to come through the clouds, made her skin sparkle. I touched her hand and felt its smooth texture. Then I took Nessie form her...

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Lexy Cullen(Chapter Eleven)

posted by moolah

Chapter Eleven:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Woo…I thought it was one of those ‘Awkward-Silence-Scenes’!” She ব্যক্ত and I started laughing.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP
My microwave sounded. I smiled hard and opened the microwave. The মাখন was melted perfectly and the aroma smelled nice through my colorful family room. Renesmee looked at the green and blue bowl in my hands. I laughed, “Want some?” “Please?” I smiled and grabbed a plastic cup with Yogi ভালুক on it. I poured half of the মাখন into Yogi then grabbed a Tweety Bird cup and poured the rest of the melted Trans fat into that cup. I handed...

A ইউটিউব Script(episode one;season two)The Beginning happened too fast

posted by moolah

Brittney Spears enters as new character,Lucy Mane Cullen;Emmett's new wife!!

In the beginning of every great story অথবা companion to another story is the great writer who thought of it. Even though I am a fanfictionist I am dearly engrossed in my প্রণয় of the Twilight Series and Saga. All the fans-big অথবা small-of a ইউটিউব Script are great supporters! Hope আপনি find Season Two good, better, অথবা the BEST!! And Enjoy…If আপনি are wondering I will introduce আপনি to our NEW characters…and our old ones...that made the series possible…look for আরো fun from me. Thanks for পাঠ করা and remember…Keep your বন্ধু close and your exes closer….HAHAHA!!!!!

Characters:
Alice Cullen-Ashley...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [ELEVEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________
[ELEVEN]
    I fell asleep in his arms, my leg over his waist, my head on his chest, my hand on his stomach. I had a dream about a woman, an old woman, sitting behind a টেবিল that আপনি would see at a palm-reader's work shop, and her eyes glowed a misty blue color, and fog shot up out of no where, covering her body, her face. All I could see was her eyes.
    'Where am I?' I thought.
    "Why, আপনি are at my place. My haven." The woman said.
    "Who...

Lexy Cullen(Chapter Six)

posted by moolah

Chapter Six:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Why are আপনি giving me a bell?” I asked as Dad handed me a small ঘণ্টা to jingle whenever I needed something. “Because I’m babysitting and need to fill some paperwork out.” He kissed my head. “Isn’t Seth here?” Dad shook his head. “No, sweetie pie. Jacob had a best man meeting.” I nodded, “Including Seth?” He nodded and turned upstairs.

‘I like to spit…a lot…and if I could spit anywhere in the world I would spit on you’re heart!’

Renesmee and Lexy’s Song….haha…something must be going on.
I fished my cell out of my pocket. Up on...

ভ্যাম্পায়ার Suck...but not really!

posted by Hellohoudini

LOS ANGELES - Sylvester Stallone's "The Expendables" fought off an onslaught of newcomers to finish on শীর্ষ of the weekend box office again.

Lionsgate's "The Expendables" remained No. 1 for a সেকেন্ড straight weekend with $16.5 million, according to studio estimates Sunday. Directed দ্বারা and starring Stallone, the action romp about mercenaries aiming to overthrow a dictator raised its total to $64.9 million.

Leading the newcomers was 20th Century Fox's "Twilight" spoof "Vampires Suck" with $12.2 million, raising its total to $18.6 million since it opened Wednesday. The movie mocks the blockbuster...

In the normall world chapter 11

posted by KatiiCullen94

Whatever Jacob had ব্যক্ত about Imprinting,, made no sense to me. Was it a new hip word that i haddnt tuned into .
Was it a word the boys use as something else. I now flash back to recall if he has ব্যক্ত this to me. But nothing came possitive.

"Just go প্রথমপাতা bella, before Leah gets here." He tone both hard adn soft.
Leah? Like Leah clearwater?
"Why? is she your new Girlfriend অথবা something? Jacob please, what happened. This isnt আপনি getting back at me from the baby is it?"
He stopped, finally. But i knew the my words stopped him. His face went from anger to identical to mine. Confused.
"What are...

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In the normall world chapter 9

posted by KatiiCullen94

"What!Edward this isn't funny," Mzy face cold, dead, shock, desserted. i felt like i have been crushed, and all my অস্থি are pumped, no support to keep me up.
He reply was silence. Oh no, he wasn't kidding. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Me. child.
My হৃদয় raced, virbrating my whole body, as if i was frezzing. I was cold, nor was i warm, i was empty, dead.
The tears cued before i could control my pants, nor my reflex action.
it was like it wasnt me, just a crushed body, cruppling, to the groung, weeping uncontrolably.
Edward cupped me under my armpits, pressing me to his ফ্রোজেন chest, my feet dangling.
It...

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A ইউটিউব Script(episode fifteen)Powers,Potions,and playful power!

posted by moolah

A ইউটিউব Script:
*episode fifteen*
*Powders, Potions, and Playful Power*
--Edward’s P.O.V:--
*Edward is পাঠ করা Rosalie’s mind*
R-Keep it clean, Rose.
*done পাঠ করা Rosalie’s mind*
Edward:*to Emmett* She’s “keeping it clean”, Emmett.
Emmett: This isn’t good! She’s great at holding grudges.
Edward: Well, *smiles* let’s hold a grudge of our own…
Emmett: *confused look on his face* Huh?
Edward: Exactly, Em.
--Rosalie’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Help is a word that means friends.
Family.
Carlisle.
*done thinking*
Rosalie: *goes out to the car* Come on, Bells.
Bella: Rose.
Rosalie: Come on Bella!...

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The Memoir of a Wolf's Daughter Chap 8

posted by NeeNee14

I arrived at the hospital and grabbed the presents off my back আসন and rushed into the hospital.The nurse told me what floor and room he was in. When I walked in, no one was in there....so I left the presents on the বিছানা and started to walk out. I heard a door open and close and I turned around. I saw his butt as he walked toward the bed. I waited for him to grab the present that belonged to him and opened it. I saw the joy spread across his face when he opened it.
"Do আপনি like it?" I asked him,his head shot up in my direction. I saw the pain in his eyes first, because they echoed my own.Then...

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The Memoir of a Wolf's Daughter Chap 6

posted by NeeNee14

I caught Lucas and tackled him to the ground. I took his camera out his hand and deleted the ছবি he took. I got off him and tossed him his camera.

They days followed.It stopped being sunny, and the clouds came. The showcase was amazing, everyone did great,but tonight was my "official"date with Justin. He kept the place a secret, but told me to dress warm.Hayden was over to help me pick out an outfit.
"What about this?"She asked me, holding out a pair of dark skinny jeans, a ruffled shirt, a leater biker জ্যাকেট and a pair of ballet flats. I smiled at her.
"That's perfect." I said. She gave me...

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Renesmee's life with Jacob chapter 1

posted by jabco17

Renesmme's pov
a বছর after the big fight with the Volturi. My life has being really great live with my family and seeing Jake when every i can অথবা when ever my father would let us. i just don't understand why my father hates Jake so much? I hope i will fine out soon why. i was in my room and i was think what would high school would be like my first year. my mother told me about her first বছর when she meet my father. my mother always told me stories about her and my father and how they meet and how my father could live with out her. She told that Jake was her very best besides Jessica and Angela....

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The Memoir of a Wolf's Daughter Chap 4

posted by NeeNee14

I woke up in my bedroom, wondering how I got here...The last thing I remember was laying my head on Justin's shoulder. I got out of বিছানা and found a note on my dresser

I didn't want to wake you, so I carried আপনি back to your house....BTW your parents are really nice... especially your dad.
Justin.

I smiled. I walked downstaird and made myself some poptarts. I walked into the living room;Luke was sitting watching t.v. I sat down পরবর্তি to him...
"Where is everybody?"I asked him.
"Well, Nana and Mom went to see if our house was like they wanted and dad had a errand to run....I heard what your punishment...

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taking chances chapter 15

posted by karpach_13

svetlanas dress

Chapter 16

“she didn’t want to tell আপনি because she didn’t want to make people think she’s different that’s all” I told them.
“well obviously she would have been different if she told us she was a wizard” uncle Emmett said.
“exactly and u would treat her differently but she doesn’t want that” I told them.
“nessie today not tomorrow!” my father yelled.
“I got to go , so jake wen can I come?” I asked him.
“today if আপনি want” he told him.
“u’re the best” I told him and hugged him. I ran towards the house ivan following me.
“wat do u want?” I asked him. He wore...

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Lie no matter what time,Tell the truth never(Chapter Five)

posted by moolah

Chapter Five:
Rose’s P.O.V:
From: Rosalie Hale (White_Rosesand.red@grape.com)

To: Emmett Cullen (Emmett_Cullen_Brother@rabidorange.net)
Subject: Honey no where!
Dear Emmett,
Hey! We are somewhere nice n’ private. No one will come after us and আপনি aren’t finding us! So, just give up. I swear if আপনি go and try to find us…when I see আপনি you’ll want a hockey mask helmet. So shut the hell up and just leave it be. প্রণয় you, R!

“Can someone make me lunch?” Bella pleaded. I rolled my eyes and logged onto my সেকেন্ড e-mail account:
Username: KatyPerryMusic_Rosalie@tsi.com
Password: ******************...

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just a twist chapter 7

posted by mia1emmett

Estellas outfit on that day

Chapter 7
DON’T BUT আপনি DID AND I প্রণয় YOU
Today was the দিন it was sunny and I knew they couldn't be out. I grabbed my bags and my plane ticket. I ran for the car Eddie bought me. I was planning on going to Alaska and telling my brother everything I was going to do. I was leaving the car there and grabbing a plane. Eddie would under stand. When I got there Eddie understood and brought me to the airport. I was boarding the plane thinking Alice must have scene me going দ্বারা now. The I was getting ready to sit when I heard some arguing দ্বারা the lady...

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Lie No Matter What Time,Tell The Truth Never(Chapter Four)*sorry guys i missed so ill post now*

posted by moolah

Chapter Four:
Bella’s P.O.V:
After Alice got the chunky দুধ cleaned up, got into her bathing suit and made me some lunch for the সৈকত we were off. We decided we would go farther away from the crowd due to the coldness of our skin. I pushed my toes into the blazing sand. Alice giggled when the sand where she stood froze a little. “Vampire sand.” I giggled. She nodded and plopped herself down in the sand. “Warmth, even to a vamp like me.” Alice whispered. I laughed and piled sand on শীর্ষ of my feet. Before I knew it their was a humungo lump on শীর্ষ of my feet. I laughed and continued...