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In the 9 months I've been here on Fanpop, I've been প্রদত্ত a view of what Twi-haters are like. Especially over the internet. Of course, most of this hate is directed toward either, the series, the fans, the cast, and characters' redeeming qualities. Most of their 'arguments' are so ridiculous, and can be proven wrong so easily, its irritating. Here are some I've seen:

Edward and Jacob are pedophiles.

First off, a pedophile is an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.Edward is forever 17. He was never attracted to Bella, sexually. In the beginning, all he felt for Bella was hatred. And at age 17, Bella's choices make her wise beyond her years. She saves her father, দ্বারা bringing back a painful, but necessary memory. At 18, She protects her baby and chooses to give birth against Edward's wishes to abort it. Bella also starts a war,and is ready to risk her life as a vampire to protect those she loves. She continuously risks her life for love.Bella overcame the major obstacles in her path and fought her way to the place she wanted to be. She's no longer a teenager. She's an adult.

And now onto Jacob.. Jacob is also not a pedophile. Sure, he imprints on Renesmee, but it doesn't go beyond that. All he wants is for her to be happy. That's it.

There are also stages to imprinting, especially if the shape-shifter imprints on a child, অথবা otherwise the imprintee is very young.

1st stage - If the person is young, the shape-shifter will act as an older sibling.

2nd stage - As the person grows older, the shape-shifter will also come to be their best friend.

3rd stage - They become intimate friends. Meaning, their feelings for each other are changing into romantic feelings. (Remember, this stage may অথবা may not happen to the imprintee, but the imprinter will fall in প্রণয় with his imprint. They will not 'see' any other woman অথবা man in a romantic way, at all. Their imprintee is all he/she cares about and he/she will প্রণয় her/him even if those feelings aren't returned.)

4th stage - When the imprintee is old enough, the shape-shifter's feelings grow into romantic/sexual love.The shape-shifter will be at all times very protective and loving to the imprintee.

Bella is a Mary Sue.

Oh, boy..A Mary Sue? Mary Sues are usually called that because they are impossibly beautiful, can do no wrong, and are hopelessly overused characters. In the books, Bella is described as being very plain. She almost always makes mistakes.Most of them..involving love.She's also very reckless and clumsy.She's not rich, অথবা smart, অথবা famous.Basically, a Mary Sue is perfect, a definition that doesn't really suit Bella.The similarity between the reader and Bella does not make her a Mary Sue. Since Bella has faults, and they're mostly listed in the books, she's not a Mary Sue.

Bella and Jacob are necrophiliacs.

A necrophiliac is a person sexually attracted to corpses. A corpse is a dead body. It can't speak,or think. It can't move, অথবা bear children.Since Edward can do all of these, Bella is not attracted to a corpse. And neither is Jacob, because it isn't until the 4th stage of imprinting (see above) that his feelings for Renesmee grow into romantic feelings. And since Renesmee is half-human, she has blood running in her veins.

ভ্যাম্পায়ার can't have children, because blood is needed to have an erection.

Uh, wrong. According to Stephenie Meyer,
"Vampires are physically similar enough to their human origins to pass as humans under some circumstances (like cloudy days). There are many basic differences. They appear to have skin like ours, albeit very fair skin. The skin serves the same general purpose of protecting the body. However, the cells that make up their skin are not pliant like our cells, they are hard and reflective like crystal. A fluid similar to the venom in their mouths works as a lubricant between the cells, which makes movement possible (note: this fluid is very flammable). A fluid similar to the same venom lubricates their eyes so that their eyes can সরানো easily in their sockets. (However, they don't produce tears because tears exist to protect the eye from damage, and nothing is going to be able to scratch a vampire's eye.) The lubricant-venom in the eyes and skin is not able to infect a human the way saliva-venom can. Similarly, throughout the vampire's body are many versions of venom-based fluids that retain a marked resemblance to the fluid that was replaced, and function in much the same way and toward the same purpose. Though there is no venom replacement that works precisely like blood, many of the functions of blood are carried on in some form. Also, the nervous system runs in a slightly different but heightened way. Some involuntary reactions, like breathing, continue (in that specific example because ভ্যাম্পায়ার use the scents in the air much আরো than we do, rather than out of a need for oxygen). Other involuntary reactions, like blinking, don't exist because there is no purpose for them. The normal reactions of arousal are still present in vampires, made possible দ্বারা venom-related fluids that cause tissues to react similarly as they do to an influx of blood. Like with vampire skin—which looks similar to human skin and has the same basic function—fluids closely related to seminal fluids still exist in male vampires, which carry genetic information and are capable of bonding with a human ovum. This was not a known fact in the vampire world (outside of Joham's personal experimenting) before Nessie, because it's nearly impossible for a vampire to be that near a human and not kill her."

Edward is also an incubbus, a vampire with an ability to father children with its hapless prey.

Real ভ্যাম্পায়ার don't sparkle.

Yes they do, at least last time I checked. আপনি see, the cells of Stephenie's ভ্যাম্পায়ার reflect light, giving them their sparkle. She chose to be creative and have them sparkle, rather than turn to ash. People should look at the facts. Sheesh, is it really that hard?

Stephenie Meyer is a shitty author, who can't write to save her own life.

Oh, really? Let's look at the facts shall we?
Since the release of the first novel, Twilight, in 2005, the বই have gained immense popularity and commercial success around the world. The series is most জনপ্রিয় among young adults; the four বই have won multiple awards, most notably the 2008 British Book Award for "Children's Book of the Year" for Breaking Dawn,while the series as a whole won the 2009 Kids' Choice Award for পছন্দ Book.
As of October 2010, the series has sold over 116 million copies worldwide, with translations into at least 38 different languages around the globe.The four Twilight বই have consecutively set records as the biggest selling novels of 2008 on the USA Today Best-Selling বই list, and have spent over 235 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller তালিকা for Children's Series Books. It also previously won 41 awards at the এমটিভি Movie Awards.

Jacob is not a werewolf.

That's because he isn't. He's a quileuete shapeshifter.Shape-shifters, often mistaken as werewolves, are descended from the ancient spirit warriors of the Quileute tribe. Back then, warriors and chiefs could leave their bodies and wander as spirits, communicate with animals, and hear each other's thoughts. However, a change impacted the tribe members hugely during Taha Aki's leadership and permanently changed their powers to shape-shifting into giant wolves.
When a member of the current generation comes across the scent of vampires, his physique will build before he phases for the first time.

Kristen Stewart can't act.

Then why has she won many awards and has become increasingly famous because of this franchise? Why has she also been named the highest paid actress? She tops this year’s Forbes তালিকা of highest-paid নায়িকা with earnings of $34.5 from May 2011 to May 2012.
Largely thanks to the $12.5 million (plus a share of the profits) she received for each of the two-part The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn films, Stewart dethroned reigning queens Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker, who last বছর shared the crown with an estimated $30 million each. The two women dropped to numbers four ($20 million) and seven ($15 million), respectively. See? She's made 28 movies. The woman can act.

Bella is a bad example for kids, girls especially, because she jumped off a cliff..


This one is just stupid. It's like, really? It was even stated in the book! She wasn't commiting suicide. She was cliff diving. Recreationally. Duh.

Twilight Sucks.


Yes.Yes it does. It sucks, blood. Duh. Everyone knows that.

Ah, Twilight haters. Some of us really প্রণয় this series, and আপনি come and bash it. If আপনি don't like Twilight, the least আপনি could do is respect it. We're not forcing আপনি to like it.
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“You and Billy gossip like old women.” -Bella, Eclipse.

“Penguins. Lovely.” -Edward, Eclipse

"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" -Edward, Eclipse

"Next time আপনি want to hit me, use a baseball bat অথবা a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse

"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight

"Did আপনি seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." -Jacob, Eclipse

"How strongly opposed are আপনি to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon

"Oh! I get it! আপনি প্রণয় me!"
-Bella,...
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Am I a fool for trying to save my self from further agony? I can only think of how stupid I am as I drive down the road. I know that Micah is staring at me from the back seat. Sometimes I wish he wasn't so intellectual for a five বছর old.

"Why are we running away?" His face is quiet,questionable. I don't answer him but know that he is still waiting for an response.

"Were not running away." I finally say after sometime of thought.

"Isn't that what they call it?" He says with his sweet little voice.

"Yes." I murmur. I look back and see him nod his head and close his eyes.

I turn back to the...
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এমেট কালেন
Emmett Cullen
10. “Eerie, isn’t it?” (Twilight Pg. 387)

9. “You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here আপনি are, red-faced just like always.” (New Moon Pg. 26)

8. “It doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose” (New Moon Pg. 498)

7. “I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.” (New Moon Pg. 26)
6. “I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much আরো fun with আপনি around” (Eclipse Pg. 93)

5. “Fall down again, Bella?” (Eclipse Pg. 342)

4. “You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little...
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posted by cajas
chapter 19. HATE
WE MADE OUR FLIGHT WITH সেকেন্ড TO SPARE, AND THEN the true torture began. The plane sat idle on the tarmac while the flight attendants strolled—so casually—up and down the aisle, patting the bags in the overhead compartments to make sure everything fit. The pilots leaned out of the cockpit, chatting with them as they passed. Alice's hand was hard on my shoulder, holding me in my আসন while I bounced anxiously up and down.
"It's faster than running," she reminded me in a low voice.
I just nodded in time with my bouncing.
At last the plane rolled lazily from the gate, building...
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posted by Cutebutcrazy--
1. Edward Cullen- There are some things money can’t buy. For all the rest there’s Edward Cullen.
2. Breaking Dawn Confession #6- Jacob’s not missing… I keep him locked up in my basement.
3. Bella Swan- Conquering the paranormal world one accident at a time.
4. Breaking Dawn- I will never look at my pillows the same way again.
5. Mercedes Guardian- Body armor. Four hundred pounds of body armor and … ক্ষেপণাস্ত্র proof glass. Nice
6. Forks- Population: 0 Jasper went a little nuts.
7. Carlisle Cullen- Hello my name is Carlisle Cullen but আপনি can call me Dr.Sparkly.
8. The Cullens-We’d challenge...
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Chapter 18
we were talking about leaving and then jacob said"Well we all cant go that would mean bella's all alone"

"Ill watch her"i ব্যক্ত and tanya's thoughts
edward do আপনি really think thats a good idea

"Like i would trust you"he ব্যক্ত প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে me picturesof bella in his head
you hurt her so badhe showed me pictures of when i left ans sam found he i flinched

"Stop what ever আপনি are doing"tanya ব্যক্ত to him,jacobs thoughts changedso আপনি dumped bella for this bloude bim-bow

"What ever আপনি say let me go cheak on her"he ব্যক্ত and left to there room,that bothered me so much i had so much jelously right...
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-- This is that সেকেন্ড book of my writing. its sort of the পরবর্তি chapter to Jacob and Renesmee's honeymoon though it's whats happening after there honeymoon. hope আপনি like the সেকেন্ড book. --

Jacob pulled up to my grandparents’ house and the doors flew open. “JACOB BLACK আপনি ARE IS SO MUCH TRUBLE.” I heard my mother yelling… not screaming at him. Wait shouldn’t my dad be doing that “Bella. Bella calm down.” My mom just kept going. Jacob picked me up out of the car and gave me to Uncle Emmett. “JACOB BLACK…” “ISABELLA, আপনি need to calm down Jacob did nothing. Ok?” I heard...
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Jacob and I watched চলচ্চিত্র the rest of the দিন the storm hit and we played a couple of games that we made up. The পরবর্তি morning I was thirsty, no I was going to dye if I didn’t go hunting. So Jacob went to town and bought some আরো খাবার and I went hunting. I didn’t know what I wanted অথবা what was really here to eat. It took a while to find some খাবার but as I was getting impatient I found a very large Jaguar just laying there sleeping. I creped closer and when I knew I was close enough I jumped. But apparently it wasn’t really sleeping just playing a little game. But I have very fast reflexes...
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 Russet Noon: Sequel to Breaking Dawn
Russet Noon: Sequel to Breaking Dawn
After a version of Midnight Sun was leaked on the internet without her permission, Stephenie Meyer has decided to postpone the continuation of the Twilight series "indefinitely," according to her official website.

Many অনুরাগী are frustrated because there's no আরো Twilight বই to read. Is Breaking Dawn really the ending of Bella's story?

Not even close.

Pre-sale copies of Russet Noon are selling fast on Ebay. Russet Noon is the Unauthorized Sequel to Breaking Dawn. It is NOT written দ্বারা Stephenie Meyer. It is a tribute to the Twilight Saga and it picks up where Breaking Dawn left off.

What happens...
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জ্যাকব ব্ল্যাক
Jacob Black
ok so when i first read the first three বই (Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse) i absolutly hated Jacob, i mean to me he was just a stupid and immature kid, too young for Bella, and he was just constantly trying to steal Bella, forcing her to চুম্বন him then that thing with the motocycles in the end of New Moon...i truly hated, he was always অভিনয় like that and the part on Eclipse when Jacob and Bella চুম্বন in the forest..that really irritated me. So as আপনি can see i hated Jacob and you're maybe wondering what made me change my mind..well when i read the বই again and after i read a POV of...
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posted by chocolate-bear
After a pretty well received তালিকা of things Bella would never say, i decided to let আপনি guys read another তালিকা : things Edward would never say!
Again, credit goes to Bellaandedward.com for creating the list.
It is quite a long তালিকা so if আপনি want to see the rest of it go here: link
Edward Would Never Say :

1.Gosh, Bella, stop blushing so much. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
2.Bella, drive slower. (Sent in by: Emily)
3.I wish I'd just married Rosalie. (Sent in by: Gin)
4.Jacob Black, আপনি can have Bella because আপনি are my best friend. (Sent in by: Emily)
5.Bella, আপনি have just been PUNK'D!!!! (Sent in by: Ali)...
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