Heyy guys, so I've got আরো awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga বই অথবা movies!

* Can I just say before আপনি read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...


Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between ভ্যাম্পায়ার and নেকড়ে-মানুষ is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can আপনি have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy ভালুক ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all প্রণয় a মহাকাশ heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer ব্যক্ত that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think আপনি know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in বই are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the নেকড়ে to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what আপনি are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

আপনি think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in প্রণয় with a 110 বছর old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward অথবা Team Jacob... অথবা Team Gimme Both?

সরানো over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten দ্বারা _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to বিছানা early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the বই but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the চলচ্চিত্র ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN আপনি can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When আপনি taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to চুম্বন me I wouldn’t মুষ্ট্যাঘাত him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On সেকেন্ড thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on আপনি then he’ll outlive you. Which is why আপনি get Edward to fall in প্রণয় with আপনি and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole বিতর্ক about who’s hotter, Edward অথবা Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, ভ্যাম্পায়ার are cold and নেকড়ে-মানুষ are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer ব্যক্ত it herself ;)



Hope আপনি enjoyed them ;) They'll be আরো to come I assure you!

If আপনি haven't read the first ones I পোষ্ট হয়েছে then go onto my প্রবন্ধ and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

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Thank আপনি so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx