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আরো যেভাবে খুশী Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got আরো awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga বই অথবা movies!

* Can I just say before আপনি read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between ভ্যাম্পায়ার and নেকড়ে-মানুষ is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can আপনি have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy ভালুক ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all প্রণয় a মহাকাশ heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer ব্যক্ত that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think আপনি know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in বই are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the নেকড়ে to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what আপনি are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

আপনি think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in প্রণয় with a 110 বছর old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward অথবা Team Jacob... অথবা Team Gimme Both?

সরানো over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten দ্বারা _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to বিছানা early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the বই but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the চলচ্চিত্র ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN আপনি can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When আপনি taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to চুম্বন me I wouldn’t মুষ্ট্যাঘাত him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On সেকেন্ড thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on আপনি then he’ll outlive you. Which is why আপনি get Edward to fall in প্রণয় with আপনি and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole বিতর্ক about who’s hotter, Edward অথবা Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, ভ্যাম্পায়ার are cold and নেকড়ে-মানুষ are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer ব্যক্ত it herself ;)

Hope আপনি enjoyed them ;) They'll be আরো to come I assure you!

If আপনি haven't read the first ones I পোষ্ট হয়েছে then go onto my প্রবন্ধ and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and মতামত if আপনি liked ;)

Thank আপনি so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [TWELVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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"So, what did আপনি figure out?" Jerek asked, and I stood back against the দেওয়াল with Tabra.
"I figured out that the initials mean আপনি guys, so আপনি are in danger. I don't know who from though, they must have hired someone to cover there prints and tracks. This came from no where. And I mean that it was specifically made for this specific message. The knife, how it curves at the শীর্ষ to the right and goes flat as if আপনি cut off the tip, means Death at Dawn. Which,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [EIGHT]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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    "And what makes আপনি say that?" Tabra asked.
    "Well, I found this, outside this morning as I was getting my mail." Jerek went over to his desk, opened a drawer, and pulled out a knife.
    That's weird, I never saw Jerek leave to get the mail - CYD! So, not the point right now! Oh, yea.
    Jerek came over to us with a ছুরি in his hands, and three words were engraved onto it in a firey স্বর্ণ color: আপনি WILL PAY!
    "Well,...

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Young Love.CH.8

posted by decullen

Everyone who are going to the wedding tomorrow are at a restaurant for the rehearsal dine.We all gave them a little speech.My mam and dad wanted to talk to me.

"What আপনি want to say আপনি can say here."I said.Why cant they just get over it.

"How did আপনি get pregnant?"She said.Everyone was watching us and listing.I laughed.

"Ha,well it was the same way আপনি did but with a different person."I ব্যক্ত really cocky.

"very immature Bella.Why did আপনি keep it?"She ব্যক্ত It sounded like she could cry.

"The same reason আপনি kept me."I could hidey speak.I started to walk to the toilet.

"Where are আপনি going?"My mam...

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A ইউটিউব Script(episode five)

posted by moolah

*episode five*
*A checkup for…*
Alice’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I was barfing all the time.
Every time I did it hurt so badly.
I couldn’t take it any longer.
I ran into Carlisle’s office without knocking.
*done thinking*
Alice: *walks in* Carlisle I need আপনি to help m-*vomits all over carpet*
Carlisle: *runs over to her* Alice, are আপনি all right?
Alice: *shakes head ‘no’*
Carlisle: Honey, sit down. Do আপনি think you’re going to do it again, sweetie?
Alice: *nods*
Carlisle: *runs and comes back up in 5 seconds* Here’s a bucket.
Alice: Thanks. *a সেকেন্ড later vomits*
Carlisle: Alice, did আপনি bite Bella?...

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WIN Bella's Engagement Ring

posted by vampireempire

Official contest launches Saturday June 26, 2010.

WIN BELLA'S ENGAGEMENT RING!

Submission topic 'Why I প্রণয় Edward Cullen' অথবা 'Why I Want Edward Cullens Ring' অথবা anything about EDWARD CULLEN may consist of any ORIGINAL content including fanfiction, fanart, কবিতা and অথবা your personal reason/story.

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The Edward Cullens ring as decribed in the Twilight saga is yellow স্বর্ণ however the winner of the contest will have their choice of either white স্বর্ণ অথবা yellow.

This is going to be FUN, FUN, FUN!

Contest begins Saturday June 26, 2010 and ends Sunday July 11, 2010.

Good Luck!

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 14

posted by xroylex

beeing part vampire gave me the speed being part human gave me tiedness so onse i reached italy i could feel it starting. i couldnt feel it much though.
i walked to the phile of stair i have only heard so little about. which led down to the hallway that i have only seen onse before. knocking on the big door.
"come in" a voice called
taking a deep breath i slowly began to open the door.
"oh renesmee what a delight to see আপনি hear" as i entered the room a bunch of people had there heads together but as soon as my name was mentioned three heads snapped up.
"aro" i nodded
"it great to see আপনি again....

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 39

posted by twilight-7

A few days later…

“Are আপনি sure you’re okay?” Alice asked me. Her golden eyes narrowed as she read my face.
I forced a nod and a smile while I waited for the pain to subside after another kick from the baby. Her nudges had now turned into kicks and they were becoming আরো painful. Each little movement from her resulted in one of my internal organs getting a beating.
I was sat in the living room of the Cullen household, with Alice, Rosalie and Esme. They were প্রদত্ত guard duty দ্বারা Edward who had gone hunting with his brothers. Alice glanced at Rosalie who glanced at Esme who watched me...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [ONE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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[PREVIOUSLY]
Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one দিন while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a ছুরি at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the ছুরি fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment,...

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the new Begining ch8

posted by sh0rtiinedward

As we run into the woods, a very strong part of me hold me back and yelled at me to comeback home, but i just can't do it, i knew that something was wrong but i had to be with Julius and if my parents didn't like the idea they have to deal with me leaving home

"Rennesme what's wrong প্রণয় are আপনি ok" Julius ব্যক্ত to me as he মোড়ানো me from my waist and চুম্বন my forehead. i can't understand this pain in his face like if something were wrong, i don't think is me অথবা that he is worried about me.I think is something আরো important and i have to find out what it is.

"yes i just worried, about what's going...

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the new Begining ch6

posted by sh0rtiinedward

All night i started thinking in Julius, he is the most beautiful thing i ever seen, but there's something about him that make me scare but i don't know what it is.
"Nessi baby, can we talk" i turn around when i hear my dad's voice and i froze, i know that he will tell me that i was grounded of something.
"Mm sure dad, what's up?"
"Well like আপনি know, i know what happen today in the woods, i just want to let আপনি know that I'm not mad at আপনি i just, want আপনি to be happy, and meet new people, but take it easy আপনি know that we have a secret to hide from the real word" he ব্যক্ত as he huge me
"i know...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [THIRTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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"Alright, let's begin." Jerek ব্যক্ত and started the topic of discussion for the meeting. "You all remember Haus, and his grip of terror over us all. But here we are today, The Alliance, forming against him, for one দিন he shall fall, and we shall win. That day, is sneaking up on us fast. We need to be ready. We need to be quick, agile, ready to kill at will. I don't know how much of an army, অথবা how many people Haus has under his Death Clan of the Fallen, but I will tell আপনি that...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [TWELVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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[TWELVE]
    Ok, so here is what we figured out: We had to kill Haus, no matter how long it takes us. We have to kill him. Duh, but I mean, we can't wait for him to attack, we have to attack him! But how?
    "Didn't that doctor say he was immortal?" I pointed out and they both nodded.
    "You caught that, huh?" Tabra ব্যক্ত and I nodded.
    "Well, he is."
    "How? Is he a God অথবা the son of Nicholas Flamel or...what?"...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [THREE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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    "Seriously?" I asked him.
    "Well, seeing how I still need to heal, yea."
    "Oh yea," I wondered what would happen if we were running from the cops and I thought that we would be caught. For one thing, having a wounded man named Tabra, would probably be hard to run from cops in. I could probably make it, but Tabra probably couldn't. And I can't, I won't, let this happen to us, অথবা him.
    "So, how long do আপনি think it'll take...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [ONE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[PREVIOUSLY]
Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one দিন while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a ছুরি at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the ছুরি fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment, knowing...

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Renn and Jakes Life: Renn's Birthday Flashback Part 1 out of Part 3

posted by WritenOnTheSand

( Some of আপনি who have read my পূর্ববর্তি chapters know that in Renn and Jake's Life Chapter 23, I mentioned events of Nessie's "17th" birthday. I decided to write a chapter on the story of that event. I hope আপনি like it! )

I woke up and noticed that it was still dark outside, but I didn't care. Today I, and my family would officially consider me an adult. It felt so good, that I was just jumping with excitement.

I was tired of them making decisions for me. I wanted so bad to be free, and this was my chance.

I glanced towards the window, and could see just barely the reddish tint around the edges...

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the new Begining ch5

posted by sh0rtiinedward

i didn't know what to do when i saw Jacob in front of my house, so as soon the car stop i got out but as soon he saw me he took off running to the woods, i follow him for 2 মিনিট until he stop.

"I came to fix everything, Bella call me to come and talk to you, but now আপনি have things আরো important" he ব্যক্ত very angry and with tears in his eyes, i never saw him like this.
"Jacob I'm sorry, mom never told me anything, and nothing is আরো important than get all thing straight up with you" i ব্যক্ত to him as i try to hug him but he সরানো right away.
"You know what Rennesme, i have to go, go and have...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. Two~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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[SIX]
    I ran inside, and the receptionist told me room 10 but to wait a few hours until the doctor told me I could visit him. I went to the waiting room and sat down. The news was on, and I listened as they talked about the Wal-Mart we just fled.
    "Thanks Tammie, it seems that a young girl and her boyfriend have went into this Wal-Mart and murdered innocent people. We have আরো from this survivor Haus Triggsom. Haus?"
    "Thanks Jim, yea I was attacked and...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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[SIX]
"By killing you."
I jumped up and started walking backwards, how could I trust Tabra if he was going to kill me!?
"What?" I asked.
"I mean, I'll call them up and bring আপনি to them, after they think I'm back on their side, we pull out the big বন্দুক and kill them before they kill us."
OH MY GOD, BIG SIGH OF RELIEF!!! Am I right? "Oh," I sat back down and we fished out our game plan.
Two hours later, we had a good, solid plan that will work perfectly...if they buy the fact that Tabra is "back on their side". It seemed like a good plan, and even though I knew that I'd be the main subject in this little cat-and-mouse game of deadly horror, I knew it was the best thing to do.
I looked at Tabra as he asked me if I was up to doing this. I looked him in the eye, and said, "Yes, I am."

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [FIVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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[FIVE]
"Oh my god!" I ব্যক্ত and backed up into the wall.
"Don't worry! Don't worry! I'm not a member, I used to be, but I'm not anymore. Once I saw how...how evil they were, I couldn't stay. They told me all they do is bring justice among the world...and once I got there, they served themselves with murder. I couldn't stand that. I was only a member long enough to have this brand branded on me...and then I fled the place like a bat out of hell!"
I couldn't believe Tabra was a member of the Death Clan of the Fallen! I mean,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [TWO]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume One
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[TWO]
Okay, so around a half ঘন্টা later, my friend Tabra finally got here. I'm feeling a little bit আরো at ease, but I'm still holding the gun when he entered.
"Are আপনি okay, Cydnee?" He asked me, sitting down on the পালঙ্ক দ্বারা my feet.
"Yea, I'm fine. Just feeling the aftershock of almost getting a ছুরি impaled to my face." I ব্যক্ত and looked at him. "How are you?"
"I'm doing good actually. But, I'm really worried for you, Cyd." He saw the gun and his eyes widened. "What are আপনি gonna do with that gun?"
"Use it."...