Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Two
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWO]
"WHAT!?" A deep voice called, and someone ran to the stairs and looked up at us. "Ahhh...my target Cydnee." He had a smile on his face, and he looked creepy.
"Let go of me আপনি jerk!" I ব্যক্ত and Haus laughed.
"When will আপনি learn?" Tabra asked me and started down the steps.
"LET ME GO!" I shouted and struggeled, but his grip tightened.
"Nice to see আপনি again, Tabra." Haus said. "I knew you'd return."
"Well, once I noticed my friend Cydnee here was a target I had to help out."
"And we are returnally greatfull, no doubt. But, আপনি quit ten years ago." Haus pointed out. "You ব্যক্ত আপনি hated all of our guts, hope we'd die, and that no matter under what circumstances আপনি would never return."
Uh-oh.
"Yea, I did." Tabra looked at me. "But, Cydnee will just keep running and running until she runs into a dead end, and knowing her আপনি won't know how long that will be. Can I ask something?"
"Sure," Haus took us through Wal-Mart's basement and I saw three girls making out with three guys, holding some kind of liquor in there hands.
Then I saw him.
The man from the grocery store. He was eyeing me with great curiousity, and then I saw a ছুরি in his hand.
I gulped.
"Did আপনি do the poison yourself? অথবা was it Rick here?" He pointed to the guy eyeing me with a ছুরি in his hand.
"I made it, Rick planted it. The rest of the house is rigged দ্বারা the way." Haus aimed those words at me, I knew it.
"How?" I asked, trying to sound afraid.
"Well, once আপনি sit on the computer chair, cuffs cuff আপনি down and set off an alarm for us. Your ঝরনা rains knock-out gas. And once আপনি fall asleep, your alarm clock beeps and a cage falls ontop of you, sending an alarm to us. The poison is deadly, if consumed all the way, but four bites অথবা less will do the trick of knocking-you out, and the floor is touch sensative. Once your body hit the floor, an-"
"Another alarm, blah blah, I got it." I ব্যক্ত and he laughed. "You're boring me."
"Well..." He looked at Rick who put the ছুরি to my throat. Crap!
Volume Two
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________
[TWO]
"WHAT!?" A deep voice called, and someone ran to the stairs and looked up at us. "Ahhh...my target Cydnee." He had a smile on his face, and he looked creepy.
"Let go of me আপনি jerk!" I ব্যক্ত and Haus laughed.
"When will আপনি learn?" Tabra asked me and started down the steps.
"LET ME GO!" I shouted and struggeled, but his grip tightened.
"Nice to see আপনি again, Tabra." Haus said. "I knew you'd return."
"Well, once I noticed my friend Cydnee here was a target I had to help out."
"And we are returnally greatfull, no doubt. But, আপনি quit ten years ago." Haus pointed out. "You ব্যক্ত আপনি hated all of our guts, hope we'd die, and that no matter under what circumstances আপনি would never return."
Uh-oh.
"Yea, I did." Tabra looked at me. "But, Cydnee will just keep running and running until she runs into a dead end, and knowing her আপনি won't know how long that will be. Can I ask something?"
"Sure," Haus took us through Wal-Mart's basement and I saw three girls making out with three guys, holding some kind of liquor in there hands.
Then I saw him.
The man from the grocery store. He was eyeing me with great curiousity, and then I saw a ছুরি in his hand.
I gulped.
"Did আপনি do the poison yourself? অথবা was it Rick here?" He pointed to the guy eyeing me with a ছুরি in his hand.
"I made it, Rick planted it. The rest of the house is rigged দ্বারা the way." Haus aimed those words at me, I knew it.
"How?" I asked, trying to sound afraid.
"Well, once আপনি sit on the computer chair, cuffs cuff আপনি down and set off an alarm for us. Your ঝরনা rains knock-out gas. And once আপনি fall asleep, your alarm clock beeps and a cage falls ontop of you, sending an alarm to us. The poison is deadly, if consumed all the way, but four bites অথবা less will do the trick of knocking-you out, and the floor is touch sensative. Once your body hit the floor, an-"
"Another alarm, blah blah, I got it." I ব্যক্ত and he laughed. "You're boring me."
"Well..." He looked at Rick who put the ছুরি to my throat. Crap!
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have আরো fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? প্রণয় thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the ডেস্ক in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy অথবা McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
