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EXCLUSIVE: Add this name to the তালিকা of high-end auteurs who are being considered for the director's chair on "Breaking Dawn:" Stephen Daldry. Yep, that Stephen Daldry, the man who directed such Oscar fare as "Billy Elliot," "The Reader" and "The Hours."

Daldry joins a তালিকা that includes Sofia Coppola, Bill Condon and Gus অগ্রদূত Sant, all of whom have been approached about taking on the fourth film in the "Twilight" franchise. Like those three, there are not yet indications Daldry would actually take the gig, but the fact that Summit Entertainment, the studio behind the films, has reached out to...
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Well now, here is some rather odd news, মুসে will no longer be on the Eclipse soundtrack! Whaaaaaaat? Yeah, here are the details and I must say I am a little surprised! What will the ভ্যাম্পায়ার do while they play baseball now?!:

"Nah, it's gone," Howard tells us -- just a few months after he quipped to MTV: "We might even do something for the third one. How about that for a scoop?"

The news is surprising প্রদত্ত the band is pals-y with Eclipse's director, David Slade (he helmed loads of Muse's early videos), and possibly pals-ier with Stephenie Meyer (there's even a ছবি of lead singer Matthew Bellamy...
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posted by emmett
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan

10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that আপনি and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her আপনি are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
what to noble were they? he thought he thought we wouldn`t do it because bella wouldn`t let us. he was wrong.
"no not noble her bodygard wont let us" he should be able to understand this he saw rose inside. i let him catch up ontil i caught a little of what he was thinking
did the beauty qureen wont bella to die so bad? that hurt but he was right
"maybe rosalie doesnt look at it quite like that" she thought she was following what bella wonted.
"so take blondie down first your kind can be put back together right? turn her into a jigsaw and take care of bella" like i hadnt thought of that well...
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(Eclipse SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Team Jacob, hold on to your sleeping bags.

Chris Weitz, who directed New Moon, the সেকেন্ড installment in the Twilight series, says he has read the script for this summer's third installment, Eclipse – and that one scene in particular is a scorcher.

"I'm looking অগ্রবর্তী to the sleeping bag scene, I gotta say," Weitz tells PEOPLE. "That's going to be very steamy."

In Eclipse's fan-favorite "tent scene," – spoiler alert! – a freezing Bella, who is on the run from evil vamp Victoria, gets a warm-up from werewolf Jacob when he squeezes into her sleeping bag – while...
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posted by kiwi12
Special Edition: Leah’s pov. It will go back to Juliet’s after this part

part 16

Leah-
I was doing homework when someone knocked on my apartment door. I opened it to see Jake. He was cringing noticeably. “What’s wrong?” I asked instantly. “Nothing’s wrong. Can I come in?” I moved aside and let him sit. “How are you?” he asked. I growled at him “You’re stalling” He sighed “Leah I’m… I’m going to have to ask আপনি to do something. Quill and Embry are already doing it but I’m not sure if আপনি can.” I glared at him “I can hold my own” I reminded him. He grinned...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Painful Memories


Chapter Six



Bella POV

Edward hasn't left my side since Hayley and her 'friends' arrived. Her 'friends' still have yet to come and meet us. She must be the leader অথবা spokeswoman of the group.

“Yes, I am. Those two couldn't lead anything, and I'm the one with powers.” Hayley's high pitched voice answered my thoughts.

We were now all sitting in the living room. Carsile and Esme sat together on the প্রণয় seat. Jasper sat on the other end of the পালঙ্ক from Hayley, with Alice on his lap. Edward and I sat on the bottom of the Cullens curved staircase. Edward had his arm molded around...
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posted by melikhan
Twilight
Main article: Twilight (novel)

Bella রাজহাঁস moves from Phoenix, Arizona to live with her father in Forks, Washington to allow her mother to travel with her new husband, a minor league baseball player. After moving to Forks, Bella finds herself involuntarily drawn to a mysterious, handsome boy, Edward Cullen. She eventually learns that he is a member of a vampire family who drinks animal blood rather than human. Edward and Bella fall in love, but James, a sadistic vampire from another vampire coven, is drawn to hunt down Bella. Edward and the other Cullens defend Bella. She escapes to Phoenix,...
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দ্বারা Twilight_News | 8 February 2010

Rob talks to the Daily Record about everything from his Bel Ami shoot ( when আপনি read the প্রবন্ধ আপনি just know that the Uma Thurman quote is destined to be requoted and rehashed out-of-context for the পরবর্তি year), to his loss of privacy, to Breaking Dawn.

“He is also set to তারকা in the final Twlight film based on the বই Breaking Dawn, which may be broken into two films, due to the number of books.

He admits to mixed emotions about the end of the saga.

He said: “”It will be strange but it will be great just to be able to know what I’m doing. Not knowing when Breaking Dawn is going to shoot – because it changes all the time – is a kind of burden, to have this thing where আপনি don’t know when it’s going to happen.

“So you’ve got to organise everything in your life around that and that can be difficult.”
Hey, here is Chapter 9 enjoy!

It was like someone was trying to wake me from a deep sleep. I wanted to wake up but I couldn’t সরানো there was too much pain. That’s when I heard the voice, his beautiful voice.
“No Nessie, don’t stop breathing. Keep your হৃদয় beating, breath Nessie breathe!” Jacob sobbed over my chest.
“Jacob, আপনি need to let me look at her, it’s the only way to save her,” Carlisle said, worry in his calm voice. Jacob didn’t say anything but leaned back and took my hand.
“Ed...Edward, she is going to be okay, isn’t she?” I heard mum sob in her wind chime...
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posted by kiwi12
part 4

"My name is Edward Whitlock. This is my sister Rosalie Cullen and my father is Carlisle Cullen. What's your name?" Lying to a mind reader seemed less then practical so I muttered "Juliet". He asked me if I lived around here and I told him I'd just moved in. The small talk was not working and my eyes were still wet. The leader sighed "I know you're afraid of being near us but I cannot in good conscience send আপনি home. Not in your condition. Now I can talk to your parents and arrange for আপনি to be taken care of elsewhere. I will ask আপনি not to tell your parents what আপনি know about us. We...
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Hello Everyone! I'm bringing another story that I'm লেখা called Bedroom Confessions! I'm posting the link, hoping আপনি will take a look at it. This story is for mature audiences only as it contains violence and murder.

Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B

If আপনি like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope আপনি enjoy it!

Link---> link
Best চুম্বন of the decade


পোষ্ট হয়েছে দ্বারা Twilight_News - 28/01/10 at 09:01 am


At the opening of their new লন্ডন department store, Selfridges held a survey to find out the শীর্ষ kisses of the past decade. Coming in at number one on their তালিকা was the চুম্বন between Edward and Bella in “Twilight.” Considering the current অনুরাগী frenzy and media hype surrounding the “are they/aren’t they” relationship of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, this shouldn’t be a big surprise. Other kisses on the তালিকা include the upside down Spider-man চুম্বন and the চুম্বন from Brokeback Mountain. Entertainment Wise has the details including a slide প্রদর্শনী of ছবি of Kristen and Rob
 Bella Cullen
Bella Cullen
I woke up and i was lying on Jakes green পালঙ্ক in his old cozy lounge room. I sat up and i could hear Nessie's voice
“Jake its going to happen shes going to get involved with one of us shes going to end up finding out about us and what we are and everything! Alice has seen it Jake” Nessie exclaimed.
“No” Jake ব্যক্ত firmly.
“Yes Jake” Nessie replied softly.
“No No No, she wont be getting hurt don't আপনি see Nessie shes like my sister! my sister, i প্রণয় her and i don't want to get her hurt!” Jake ব্যক্ত firmly, i couldn't take it anymore I'm sick of being last to know but not this...
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posted by Twilightsauce
He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not প্রণয় আপনি anymore. He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not প্রণয় আপনি anymore. He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not প্রণয় আপনি anymore. He has gone. He has gone. He has gone.
I could say this to myself a thousand times and it still would not make me feel any better. Nothing can, not anymore. When... when Edward and the rest of the Cullen’s left Forks they took my soul with them. Everything that made me happy is gone. They are never coming back. I am like a zombie, I walk, eat, sleep and I answer if somebody asks me something but...
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posted by twilightrox43
 Ariella on the Plane
Ariella on the Plane
I couldn't believe my eyes. The Volturi were coming back. Would this be an epidemic? Did they believe Ariella would let out our secret? I glanced over at Ariella as Edward picked her up. His face was full of agony. Alice and Jasper returned moments later. We returned back to the house and had a conference. "The only way to do this safely is to go to Italy." Edward said. "I agree. This is what we have to do to save one of our own." Carlisle conferred. Carlisle had explained all this to Alice and Jasper. They seemed to agree as well. Ariella walked into the room the পরবর্তি second, and we told her...
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posted by AnonymousXXX
All আপনি really need to know is that I did not plan for this to happen. It just did whether I wanted it to অথবা not. But, if i could change anything; I'm not sure that I really would. Whether he's real; my mind still can't figure that out. I am sure of him though. I'm sure of his face, his eyes, his lips, and his touch. Everything about him was perfect and I would die for him.



I awoke in my বিছানা to my alarm and realized that today was the দিন I would সরানো to Olmpic Dr. Forks, Washington. So I got up and did my usual routine. when I was done I looked at my self in the mirror for a long time. I...
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posted by twilightrox43
This is a poem I wrote in my spare time. I morphed it into a song and entered a contest with it. I won 3rd place! Hope আপনি like.

Repeat: This is about TWILIGHT. No other books.


Going in alone.
No turning back.
I have good intentions,
But this might be my last chance.
I wonder, is the choice I'm about to make,
Really the path I should take.

Hunting me down,
Evil dreams,
Lurking in the shadows,full of pain.
Don't understand,
I'm tired of mind games,
But in the mirror, it's all the same.

Blink of an eye,
Might actually have to say goodbye,
But I hear the voice of my guardian angel,
Calling my name.

Not my last fight,
Not my last hope,
Not my last wish,
Not my last breath...

For now, my হৃদয় is mending,
but I'm still alive.


This is about the confrontation with James at the end of the book.

I hope আপনি like it. Rate and review. I'm having doubts...
Sorry if the chapters come a little slow. Right now I'm traveling so... well আপনি know how things are. haha

I have gotten a suggestion to make the story have আরো emotion and action so I am going to try and add some of that. Hope it's good!

Disclamer: I....... do not............. own.......... Twilight......... অথবা any of its characters. Stephanie meyer does.

(I wish I did though) :(

One night it got bad so Zach invited me to go hunting with him. I was trying not to think of him So I distracted myself দ্বারা focusing on my prey. A fully grown mountain lion. I lunged for it and drained it.I hadn't even...
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okie dokie people! I've decided to just go ahead and start on this story. I really hope আপনি like it. I know that this chapter is short but it is just a taste of what আপনি will get later on. Give it a chance please.

I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT অথবা ANY OF STEPHANIE MEYER'S CHARACTERS. (Bella, Edward, Alice....)

Bella's POV

BANG! BANG! BANG!
I woke with a start and fell off my বিছানা landing right on my backside.
Who the heck could be at my door this early in the morning?
I looked over at my clock. 12:36pm
Oh, oops. Charlie must have left already. Good thing it's a saturday so I don't have school.
BANG! BANG!...
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