It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did আপনি know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The পরবর্তি pupil was the ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট ভান্দার owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did আপনি know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," ব্যক্ত the teacher.
The পরবর্তি gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with আরো excitement.
The teacher took one আরো taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did আপনি know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The পরবর্তি pupil was the ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট ভান্দার owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did আপনি know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," ব্যক্ত the teacher.
The পরবর্তি gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with আরো excitement.
The teacher took one আরো taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your boss caught আপনি sleeping at your desk? Here is what আপনি can tell him:
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 মিনিট power-nap as described in that time management course আপনি sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the শীর্ষ off the White-Out আপনি probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did আপনি interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 মিনিট power-nap as described in that time management course আপনি sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the শীর্ষ off the White-Out আপনি probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did আপনি interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."