উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers; this game doesn't have a story so much as sectioned-off setpieces. You're the Hero of Albion, trying to dethrone your brother while also fending off an invasion দ্বারা Gak and an Aliens ripoff and his translucent grayish-blackish army. Still following me? No? Didn't expect আপনি to. I've played Need For Speed: Most Wanted... THE MOST সাম্প্রতিক ONE... and it had আরো of a story than Fable 3 duct-taped together. And NFS:MW basically had আপনি get points to rise up he leaderboards so আপনি could challenge other cars, win them and crash 700 times before the পরবর্তি one. Something is fucking wrong here, Lionhead Studios.
Rating: 1/100

উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ - Another thing is the fighting is total bullshit. In this game, your melee weapons barely hit anything. Most of the time, enemies are blocking your goddamn attacks whenever আপনি use melee combats. This is one of the things that made the game too easy, That too. The game is too goddamn easy. This is why I prefer older Fable games. They actually had আপনি buy potions so আপনি won't die. In this game, I didn't die once. And there is no health bar. Just this red screened Call of Duty bullshit. What the fuck. Is this what আপনি want your fucking game to be like. THIS!!! ARE আপনি FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!

Button Mash - -Gameplay-
Wind, I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree with you. I had little trouble killing bitches with melee attacks. Maybe it's because I got the timing down between when they'd telegraph their attack and my melee attack to where I could be nigh unblockable. But everything else... let's just say the mortar mimigame is the only fun thing left. The whole Guild সীল system is bullshit; give me back my XP from the হারিয়ে গেছে Chapters. Fuck the Sanctuary for everything... but health regeneration. For some odd reason, আপনি heal up somewhat if আপনি হাঁস in here. But free health does not a shitty game save. Still slapdashed together for me.
Rating: 33/100

উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ - Also, I'm sure we both got real tired of the লোড হচ্ছে screens. They were also a problem in past Fable games too, but here, dear god, they load for an eternity. লোড হচ্ছে screen when আপনি go to the Road to Rule, লোড হচ্ছে screen when আপনি fast travel, লোড হচ্ছে screen when আপনি go to a different region, লোড হচ্ছে screen after a cut scene, লোড হচ্ছে screen before a cut scene, লোড হচ্ছে SCREENS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE

Button Mash - -Graphics-
The only good thing about this game... back when it released. With all of the polish the game should have had, it might have actually been good looking to this day. Instead, it'll be regarded as uglier than Fable 2. Not many points I can give here either.
Rating: 7/100

উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ - Oh, and don't আপনি know that thing in video games where there are so many enemies on screen that the game slows down. Yeah, well Fable 3 does that a lot, and আপনি know how much enemies it takes to slow down. Well, lets look at some other games first. Matrix: Path of Neo for Xbox takes 158 enemies (Yes I counted), Diablo takes আরো then that, and Dead Rising doesn't even slow down, and that game is known to have the most enemies on screen. So how much enemies does it take to slow down Fable 3...... six. Fucking six. This may be nitpicking, but remember. I'm talking about Fable 3. অথবা আপনি know what, how about fuck the enemies and slow down when your doing a job. Yeah, sometimes it takes ZERO ENEMIES TO SLOW DOWN THE FUCKING GAME!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Button Mash - -Soundtrack-
Fuck off. The সঙ্গীত is shit.
Rating: 0/100

উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ - Oh, and here is the worst thing. This has one of the most anti-climactic fights in the goddamn game. আরো then Fable 2. At least in Fable 2, আপনি got to kill Lucien yourself. Here, আপনি don't even get to fight Logan. So yeah, going all across Albion, finding all sorts of people to যোগদান your rebellion, nearly dying in a cave, and risking hundreds of lives in the battle.... and we get fucking this. And that's not the only anti-climactic fight in this game. No. When আপনি fight the Crawler, আপনি are প্রদত্ত one of the most boring fights in gaming. I still think the final boss from Fable 2 was আরো disappointing because to be honest, I knew they weren't going to try with the final boss, and I was right, they didn't Dodge his easy to avoid attacks, and keep shooting him until he dies, which may take a while because the game wanted him to take forever to die. Fuck, this game sucks

Button Mash - -Replay Value-
Rather low unless you're an achievement whore. And to be honest, why would আপনি even replay this game? It's only good the first time through; after that, all আপনি have for fun is the mortar game. Heh, then again, I did manage 2,740 on that. But still, not much bang for what was 60 bits.
Rating: 10/100

উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ - And there it is, Fable 3. It's fucking terrible, in every fucking way, it is shit. Just shit.

Button Mash - -Final Verdict-
*facehoof* Microsoft, Lionhead Studios, perk up an ear as I divulge this information: STOP. MAKING. FABLE GAMES. Your last half-decent effort... was Fable 2, which my collab partner likes আরো than this fucking pile. It's just like Final Fantasy; 12 was the last decent game in that series, and Fable's last decent game was its সেকেন্ড one. There are better games that are free on PlayStation Network than you, Fable 3. আপনি suck. End of story. This game was bad and আপনি should feel bad for playing it, অথবা if you're Lionhead Studios, making it. Fable, you're dead to me now. From Call of Duty's health system আপনি somehow put in the game without bringing on Sweet আপেল Acres hard cider to your half-assed progression system to the fact that Logan isn't the final boss, unlike what we had believed, but instead something resembling a xenomorph that takes over Walter's body, this game was full of bad decisions... with the exception of letting আপনি build a sex shop. As in, getting it on. That was pretty cool, and the 1,250,000 স্বর্ণ আপনি get for that goes a long way towards an achievement for saving everyone. But aside from that, there's nothing good here. Fable 3, rot in the bowels of hell.
Final Rating: 10.2/100(Yes, my final verdict is an average of my ratings on various elements I rate. Is there a problem with that?)

উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ - But, hey, that's only our opinion. What's Your Take