Hello, everyone, and today on this প্রবন্ধ of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own তালিকা of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that আপনি probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least পছন্দ to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of আপনি may have a different Jojo that আপনি see as your favorite, অথবা maybe আপনি may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If আপনি don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 প্রায় দেড়সেরি বোতল as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

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Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did আপনি hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...

Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link দ্বারা using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and আপনি fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't আপনি just take...

When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a প্রণয় for আরো of the Japanese culture. After পাঠ করা about the country on an প্রবন্ধ online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. আরো specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling আপনি this so আপনি can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...

Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? আপনি mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, নমস্কার Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... নমস্কার Orca.
Orca: So, আপনি want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for আপনি to teach me a new সরানো so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's আন্ডারপ্যান্ট says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few মিনিট of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in প্রশ্ন is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, আপনি will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...

Yet another fanfic about a প্রদর্শনী I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A প্রদর্শনী in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at জনপ্রিয় stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the প্রদর্শনী named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

সত্বর Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! আপনি had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that আপনি were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. আপনি have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what আপনি did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard সত্বর justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. আপনি can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...

Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, অথবা that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful প্রবন্ধ I plan on making. অথবা yet another মাস long project that may অথবা may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...

Technophilia

November, 2099. The sun has become a dim light that was once a magnificent star. The Earth has grown cold and dark. Soon the sun will go out. No one who can afford to leave stays there, and those that do stay on Earth only do so for reasons of nostalgia অথবা lack of finances. The outer solar system has now become humanity’s home. Large মহাকাশ stations have been built on asteroids all across the solar system. The first of these was the মহাকাশ colony known as New Olympus. What started out as a small colony on a large rock has grown into a massive empire, where neon lights shine brighter...

EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this প্রদর্শনী the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big জীবন্ত fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....

So when the PS4 finally came out, my funds were not nearly enough to just go out and buy one right away, which I was a little upset over, but whatever. But when I did get it, one game always stood out from the rest. One game that I wanted to try আরো than any other game for the system, and that game was known only as Bloodborne.
Bloodborne takes place in the fictional Victorian town of Yharnam, where আপনি play as a hunter on the Night of the Hunt, where the town is filled with monsters and crazed hunters out for blood. It starts out with hunting নেকড়ে-মানুষ and witches, but it isn’t long...

So despite the fact that I talked about Dual Destinies, it is not my পছন্দ of the Ace Attorney games. Sure, I am aware of it’s really good story and it’s technical advancements to the franchise, but my পছন্দ in the franchise is the very first one I played… And considering the narrative in the franchise, it may not have been great to start with the third game in the franchise, but whatever.
Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations follows Phoenix Wright in his third বছর of being a defense lawyer. As he deals with the past that is coming back to haunt him in the form of a mysterious...

SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a টেবিল in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before বড়দিন was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If আপনি haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time আপনি begin now.

Song (Start at 1:19): link

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A scare কাক spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in হ্যালোইন decor.

Reapers: *Singing*...

#1:
Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)
Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are আপনি doing now?
Goku: … Stretching.
Frieza: In the middle of our fight?
Goku: …… Yes.
(from distance)
Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.
Krillin: Wait a second.
Krillin:(Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!
Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?
Goku: (thinking) Oh no.
Piccolo: Would আপনি stop screaming.
Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!
Piccolo:...

Before there was Zombieland and before there Shaun of the Dead, we didn’t get much comedy zombie movies. Sure, there were some, but not much. However, one movie came along that I think was an underrated classic of the 90s. First off, the movie was directed দ্বারা Peter Jackson… yes, the Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson. Before he made Lord of the Rings, he made this movie. And it’s just as good as Lord of the Rings…. Okay, maybe not as good, but it’s still a good movie. Anyway, let’s talk about Dead Alive (Or Braindead if আপনি live outside of North America.





Dead Alive follows the...

Back when I was living in the extremely sitcom like neighborhood as a kid, I remember going to Edgewood Middle School. It was honestly the worst বছর of my life. However, before I found out it got bad, I remember seeing this girl. For reasons I can’t explain, we’ll just call her Girl. So, I had a huge crush on this girl. We shared three classes together, and I would always ask to sit in the back, because due to being socially awkward at the time, I was প্রদত্ত permission to choose which আসন I would sit at, and I would sit in the back, and would always look at her. Creepy, I know, but I was...

Masters of breakfast and champions of flavor, these two have been eaten as a delightful morning snack for ages. But the ultimate প্রশ্ন still remains....... Who is better?

For what feels like the longest time French টোস্ট and প্যানকেকস have been competing, and today it's going to be settled. Right here, right now.

I'm Jared and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Contestant #1: French Toast

Also known as German, gypsy, অথবা Spanish toast, French টোস্ট is a জনপ্রিয় morning choice consisting of bread, eggs, and often দুধ অথবা cream.

The earliest...