So, আপনি all know that,by this point, I review fanfiction and basically anything on the internet. However, there are things that I can not review. Mainly because, everyone knows it, অথবা I just don’t have the ability to review it. So, to make sure no one tells me what to review, here are the things I will never review, ever.

#5: Equestria After Dark - Now, Equestria After Dark is basically a website that is dedicated to My Little টাট্টু porn. This sort of stuff would normally get noticed দ্বারা me. Well, it was, but, I really won’t be reviewing it. The reason is because it has every single clop comic...

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 প্রায় দেড়সেরি বোতল as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

Steel Ball Run is ব্যক্ত দ্বারা many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most পছন্দ part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....

Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case আপনি couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors আপনি need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people আপনি wouldn’t want to run into in real life and আপনি definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...

We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the বছর 2010, we got an জীবন্ত known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in চলচ্চিত্র like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This জীবন্ত had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....

I don’t know what it is, but I always enjoyed foggy environments. I mean sure, people have gotten into… আরো than one car accident in them, but they still fascinate me no matter what. It’s almost as fascinating to me as snow is (Trust me, that’s an upcoming list). Though, unlike snow, fog is used to give off something scary, depressing, অথবা mysterious. And I freaking প্রণয় that. Hell, even making this list, it’s foggy right now. So, what better time to make a তালিকা about foggy environments. Now, some rules. Only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise, as usual. Also,...

So, remember when Metal Gear Solid was a stealth game? And I ain’t talking about Survivor. We never talk about Survivor. I’m talking about that other time Metal Gear Solid was turned into something different, and it was actually good. Ladies in gentleman, I give আপনি Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, whatever that name means
Metal Gear Rising follows everyone’s পছন্দ soyboy, Raiden, as he is hunting down a terrorist group known as the Winds of Destruction, which have plans of sparking a war in the world, which involves, what else in a Metal Gear game, politicians doing seedy shit...

Mystery is something that drives us all to curiosity. Whenever there is something that we cannot truly grasp the truth of, we wish to find that truth out, we wish for it to be clear to us, rather than just remaining a mystery. It is only human for us to want the truth in a mystery, rather than try to ignore it, the thoughts of it eating away at us, only increasing our curiosity.... I mean, how else did stuff like shock চলচ্ছবি get so popular? But disgusting and horrifying fetish চলচ্ছবি aside, we're here to talk about video games as usual. Specifically, characters from video games that are just...

#20: Joe Ball’s World



Here’s a হারিয়ে গেছে game coming from a Spanish company, Extreme Soft. The game was created back in 1994 দ্বারা the company, but for some mysterious reason, Joe Ball’s World was lost. Now, for some reason, people have speculated that this game is a reference to the real life Joe Ball, a real nice guy, most known for his nickname, The Butcher of Elmendorf and killing around two to twenty people. Now, why would a company want to name their game after an infamous serial killer, I do not know. And then, the gameplay footage came onto ইউটিউব mysteriously one day. This gameplay...

I ব্যক্ত it before and I’ll say it again, I প্রণয় No আরো Heroes, from the characters, to the combat, to the overworld. And one of the things that makes this game what it is are the bosses in it. The 10 Ranked assassins of the United Assassins Association are some of the craziest and most thought provoking bosses I have seen in video games. Sure, they may not be as insane to fight অথবা as insanely well detailed and designed like a Bayonetta অথবা Devil May Cry boss, but how they behave, what they have to say, and what they do make them all the আরো interesting. How they fight, what tricks they pull,...

Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple সারমেয় (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! আপনি don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should বিভক্ত করা up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...

#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable দ্বারা radar....

Now, I প্রণয় horror movies. Their easily my পছন্দ genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the চলচ্চিত্র that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror চলচ্চিত্র I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only চলচ্চিত্র that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, অথবা Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm রাস্তা - Now, before আপনি all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm রাস্তা was...

Now, I have played lots of horror games on the internet. There was Slender: The Arrival with its jump scares and Corpse Party with its psychological horror. But there is a game that mixes both of these together. That game is Five Nights at Freddy's.
Now, this game, is horrifying. And for once, in a good way. It has a lot of good backstory, and the plot is neat, and the actual gameplay is well done. But what really amazed me was the horror of the game. It has both jump scares and psychological horror. I won't talk about the jump scares much, but আরো of the psychological horror, as the animatronics...

Back in the beginning of 2015, when GTA V was still insanely popular, before it became slightly less popular, me and my brother were playing this game like crazy, always messing around with the world whenever we could. Neither of us gave a shit about the story, we wanted to explore. And soon, when our parents bought us XBox Gold, we were able to play the insanely fun GTA Online, and of course, when I say fun, I mean funny as hell, because my brother would piss off a whole bunch of little kids who thought they were God and would start making them scream. It was really funny, One day, when my...

I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, যেভাবে খুশী prisoners,...

(Notice: All Jojo-nuary প্রবন্ধ will be released on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If I made an প্রবন্ধ everyday throughout January, I’d just be exhausted)

Well, I already did the Stands for Vento Aureo last week, so I guess now is a better time than any to get started on the পরবর্তি part of Jojo, Stone Ocean. Now, Stone Ocean was a part that as very… mixed for Jojo fans. Many enjoyed the main Jojo, Jolyne, the main villain of this part, Enrico Pucci, and the story it had for it, but it seemed to have lacked in creative Stands. It’s like a reverse Vento Aureo, a part with amazing Stands, but weak...

Hey, everyone. উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ here… and I did some looking around. After my শীর্ষ Ten Hated Characters in কার্টুন and my শীর্ষ Ten Hated Characters in জীবন্ত lists, I noticed that there are a LOT আরো hated characters in কার্টুন and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little জীবন্ত characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...

Well... This is one hell of a way to make a positive impression for the new year. I want to start doing remakes of some old lists, because hey, some lists have gotten old অথবা my opinions on a few of them have changed completely, so I think now would be a good time to change up my opinions on a few of them and give them a new light. So, with that out of the way, aren't some video game characters the worst ever? Weather these characters are just annoying, crude, অথবা just straight piss আপনি off, they are always there. Even in the best video games out there, there's always gotta be that one douchebag...

This is a game that me and my two brothers loved back in the day. It was a game we first found in our local dollar store… Yes, it was that obscure. And worse of all, it wasn’t even in the front row. It was hidden behind a copy of Attack of the চলচ্চিত্র 3D (And don’t worry, I’ll get to that game another time). We ended up buying three copies of this game. The first from the dollar store, another from the bargain bin at a Wal-Mart, and I bought my copy online for six bucks. Needless to say, this game was cheap as hell, despite that it deserved much আরো প্রণয় than that. And that game is...