Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: আপনি know, আপনি shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did আপনি hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase আপনি forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a বৃক্ষ stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. আপনি look very adorable. I gotta take আপনি to meet some friends....

Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

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BUT there are those cliches that আপনি just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, অথবা downright awesome, আপনি just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My শীর্ষ 10 জীবন্ত Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean দ্বারা this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...

We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality দ্বারা making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get আপনি a new weapon, levels আপনি up, অথবা gives আপনি money. However, there are THOSE survivors. আপনি know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...

Freddy started the story দ্বারা narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms রাস্তা (supposebly where most of Freddy's...

Now, if আপনি know me, আপনি know that I watch Abridged series. One of my পছন্দ would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made দ্বারা TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....

…. I suck at keeping a schedule



Would it even matter calling this SWERY মাস at this point? It’s আরো like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted গাধা schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big মাস long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we সরানো on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...

Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where আপনি play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my পছন্দ video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...

QuikPiks are a side part of NikPiks that I do when I write প্রবন্ধ that are much smarter than the usual and when I want to get a point out there quickly. So if I have a topic that I will spend less than an ঘন্টা working and editing on, well, this is what to expect.

Let’s talk about Saints Row, preferably 2. Now for those who may not have played the franchise, আপনি may think, “Saints Row? আপনি mean that lame GTA rip off that just turned into pure insanity that everyone grew to hate”. But me, an intellectual, would tell you, “Of course not.” But it’s fair to think that. Saints Row did...

So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...

Another movie changed up this week and this one isn’t technically a cult film. Boy, now the schedule is useless and the name of Cultober is useless. That being said, who wants to talk about Halloween, a franchise that hasn’t had a good movie since the first one forty years ago. Well, low and behold, we may have gotten something great. After years of bad sequel after bad sequel, could 2018’s হ্যালোইন finally be the film we’ve been waiting for? Let’s find out. Also, this is a spoiler free review, so don’t worry.



The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...

*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if আপনি aren’t too busy, maybe...

~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved দ্বারা a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...

Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who অথবা what the characters and setting is, but আপনি don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....

আপনি know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only কার্টুন on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one প্রদর্শনী that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this প্রদর্শনী started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of টেলিভিশন limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only প্রদর্শনী saved দ্বারা Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...

Now, people have been talking about the ক্রিপিপাস্তা called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if আপনি play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell আপনি all that this story sucks. Or, আরো importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack ব্যক্ত it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc আপনি আপনি overrated prick. আপনি suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, আপনি can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought আপনি liked Rarity....

Vroom in the Night Sky is considered দ্বারা many to be the worst game on the নিন্টেডো Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed দ্বারা Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your নিন্টেডো Switch. I want আপনি to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.



So from...