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posted by Canada24
SCENE 1:
Michael: (speaking to his new group) We're all professionals, we all know the score.. We run in, do what we gotta do. I need heavy pressure on the workers and security. Citizens, are to be handled calmly.
Luster: Now.. We WERE gonna try something আরো complicated. But considering the place of business, something আরো simple may be better.
Micheal: Exactly.. We're in and out in 90 সেকেন্ড guy.. So make it count.
DRIVING TO THE HEIST:
Micheal: Alight. We're about to be accomplishes in a major crime. I need to know I can depend on each one of you. So let's give some backgrounds. Me first. I'm Michael. And I've been doing this for my whole life. So I should hopefully be a good boss.
Franklin: I'm Franklin. I'm new to this type of shit. Bu-
Michael: (rudely) Ya, ya. Great.. Next?
Gustavo: (speaks but nobody understands him).
Micheal: Alright than. (whispers Franklin to stop the van, Franklin dose so)
Micheal: (turns to Gustavo) Out! Get out!
Gustavo: What?
Micheal: I ব্যক্ত GET OUT!
Gustavo: (nervously leaving van) I think আপনি tripping, yo. (finally gets out, but unfortantly for him they leave him stranded there and keep driving).
LATER:
Micheal: This is your moment people! Please don't make us waste the hard work your plastic sergins spent on your parthic faces দ্বারা giving us a reason to SMASH EM IN!.. On the floor, all of you!
(Micheal and the crew start smashing the diamond glasses, and stealing what's inside)
Hacker: Time is running out boys!
Micheal: ya, ya. Tell me this when I actually CARE what your saying. (they run out once all the dimonds are stolen! Where Micheal saves Franklin from a suspicious security guard) "Forget a thousand things everyday, why not make sure this is one of them."


SCENE 2:
Trevor: Give me some of that!
Redneck: What?
Trevor: Come on! My throats as sore as a mother fucker! And I want some of that beer!
Redneck: No way creep!
Trevor: WHAT DID আপনি FUCKIN SAY!
Redneck: *points gun* Ya, আপনি heard me! I called আপনি a creepy mother fucker!
Trevor: *headbutts him and steals gun* WE WERE SAYING! *the rednecks start trying to calm him down*
Trevor: I'LL KILL EVERYONE OF YO-... Wait.. Sorry about that *lowering gun* It's just. It's this fucked Canadian lifestyle of mine, always has me made at 'everything'. Please forgive me..
Redneck: It's okay.. But your still creepy
Trevor: *angrily* FUCK YOUUUUU! *shoots the guy, and the game gose into rampage mode*.


SCENE 3:
Trevor: Give me some of that!
Franklin: No man! We're leaving.
Trevor: I want a taste of the other side of the box.
Dealer: No. Go away.
Trevor; *flips the finger to the dealer* FUCK আপনি MOTHERFUCKER *angrily stomps off*
*silence*
Trevor: ... *calmly comes back* I'm sorry, that was uncalled for of me. I just get so angry sometimes.
Dealer: ... Your still not getting any.
Trevor: FUCK আপনি I'M NOT! *fights him for it, revealing its not what it's suppose to be*


SCENE 4:
Jimmy: (trying to make YouTube series): Yo, this J doog, up in the hood.
Micheal: (angrily walks in) stop talking like that. Your a fat white nerd. Start অভিনয় it.
Jimmy: SHUT UP DAD!
Micheal: আপনি shut up!
Jimmy: Your ruining the show!
Micheal: *mockingly* I think it was 'already' ruined *laugh track is heard, and Micheal smirks proudly as words appear, saying "That's Micheal"*


SCENE 5 (censored):
Trevor: (seeing the game's Theropist): I'm telling আপনি doc! I grieved him! And wasn't even (bleep)in dead!
Doctor: And how dose that make আপনি feel?
Trevor *getting angry*: (bleep) you, why আপনি always asking about my 'feelings'
Doctor: It's my Jo-
Trevor *angry* I had a tough life alright! MY DADDY! WAS NOT! NICE TO ME!
Doctor: And how dose that make আপনি fe-
Trevor: (bleep) YOUUU! *runs over to the deck and violant slides stuff off it*
Doctor: Hey! That's my stu-
Trevor: AHHH!! *punches hole into wall*
Trevor: *insanely* KNOW HOW I (bleep)IN FEEL YET!?
Doctor: Sir. I need আপনি to cal-
Trevor: *dose to the doctor, what he dose to Johnnny Klibitz* (bleep) YOU! WITH A (ten bleeps at once) AND BUCKET OF (bleeeeeep)!
Trevor: *starts destorying the room, while literary 'everything' he says is being bleeped out).

SCENE 6:
Steve: *doing his show* Hi. I'm Steve., and.. I. Well.. GET THAT FUCKIN CAMERA OUT MY FACE *attacks the camera man, and please stand দ্বারা scene appears*
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posted by Canada24
Randell was brought towards the farmhouse.

Almost instantly Shane took a disliking towards him. And for no reason at all, Shane began throwing empty বিয়ার cans at Randell.

"You can't treat me like this! I'm a human being with thoughts and emotions!" Randell cried angrily.

Everyone responded to this দ্বারা clapping as if Randell was a cat first learning to use the piano.

Randell rolled his eyes in annoyance.

Rick insisted that Randell's leg will need surgery. Randell admitted his leg is actually fine now, but Rick shot his revolver directly into Randell's kneecap, same leg was impaired on the fence.

"See.. It's getting worse for him" Rick implied.

Herschel agreed to treat his leg.

Randell thanked them, but Shane punched him in the stomach for literary no reason at all, and Shane walked away after doing so.

Well.. That's all I got. So it probably sucked. Had a long day
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Taxi is a good show.
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School Boy: Great. Late again (Walks out) Okay, master, I’m leaving
Drunk Master: (Jumps out of a pile of বিয়ার cans) Oh, okay. Here (Hands Wind toast)
School Boy: …… What is this?
Drunk Master: It’s toast. All late students need to eat টোস্ট on the way to school
School Boy: Actually, I already ate-
Drunk Master: EAT THE F**KING TOAST
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School Boy: (Runs with টোস্ট in his mouth)
Perverted Friend: নমস্কার confusing as hell Japanese name #1
School Boy: Hello, confusing as hell Japanese name #2
Perverted Friend: Hey, look, it’s that girl আপনি like
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Oh............ I am going to get so much hate for this. But, I just can't hold it in. I have to say it.............. I fucking hate Family Guy......... Now, before আপনি call your local hitmen, please hear me out.
Now, back then, at least around the first four seasons, Family Guy was actually good. I loved this প্রদর্শনী back then. They had some great comedy, there was always wonderful characters, and amazing morals. But, as time went on, Family Guy got cancelled, only to come back, but with a bigger ego. If আপনি ask me, Family Guy is the adult equivalent of Spongebob. It used to be a great প্রদর্শনী with...
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Rick, Glenn and Hershel heard voices from outside the bar, obviously looking for Dave and Tony.

Glenn insisted that they had to be super quite, but unfortunately Rick saw a fly, and began wasting bullets shooting at the fly.

At one point the fly landed on his face. "Oh, ho, now I got yeah" Rick said, pointing the gun directly at the fly, as it was still laying on his nose.

Glenn slapped Rick's gun away, before Rick's stupidy would cost him his own life.

But things only gone from bad to worse as the group side mistook it as them attacking, and began shooting back at them, and although Rick's group...
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Sean The Hedgehog: Welcome to the সেকেন্ড half of our show. We will be প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে আপনি the Thomas & বন্ধু spoof, Thomas & The Magic Railway.

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Me: I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D
Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

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Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Narrator: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*
Narrator: This...
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