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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
নমস্কার everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb উদ্ধৃতি are "Welcome to Hell World" অথবা "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE FUNK". Honestly, how and why was that put here. Either, the লেখক just stopped thinking অথবা it was just put there to make us laugh, and I assure you, I laughed. And after that, it shows that the guy who was playing the game was dead the whole time. Plot twists. And that's the whole fanfic.
Now, this fanfic, is bad. Really bad. But it is so bad that is is funny. Kinda like The Room..... but with Mario. So, if আপনি want a good laugh, I recommend পাঠ করা this. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
আপনি know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a তালিকা of the শীর্ষ ten best. So, the rules for this তালিকা are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that ব্যক্ত and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
 Scrappy Doo
Scrappy Doo
Hey, everyone. উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ here… and I did some looking around. After my শীর্ষ Ten Hated Characters in কার্টুন and my শীর্ষ Ten Hated Characters in জীবন্ত lists, I noticed that there are a LOT আরো hated characters in কার্টুন and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little জীবন্ত characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own বন্ধু home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old অনুরাগী are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as আপনি can see, this game...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the শীর্ষ ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the শীর্ষ ten so easily. Most of my শীর্ষ ten পছন্দ games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


Another Tim Schaffer game on the তালিকা and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a আরো niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, অথবা Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, অথবা a blue little দুশ্চরিত্রা who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the বিতর্ক once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! আপনি wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of আপনি know Sega? Okay, now how many of আপনি know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of আপনি actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good প্রশ্ন because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
“Can আপনি lose your virginity if আপনি fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what আপনি learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But দ্বারা that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel অথবা a crying smiley face”
Oh আপনি innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can আপনি actually lose weight দ্বারা rubbing your stomach”...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Now, I প্রণয় horror movies. Their easily my পছন্দ genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the চলচ্চিত্র that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror চলচ্চিত্র I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only চলচ্চিত্র that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, অথবা Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm রাস্তা - Now, before আপনি all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm রাস্তা was...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Now, guess what........... There is a ক্রিপিপাস্তা about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare আপনি all for the stupidest thing আপনি will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. আপনি know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


So let’s just get this out of the way. টেকেন is my পছন্দ fighting game franchise ever. I প্রণয় playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for টেকেন 7, and I can safely say that my পছন্দ so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was টেকেন Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, অথবা the টেকেন tournament, hosted দ্বারা the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off দ্বারা saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, আপনি LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, সরানো OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed দ্বারা zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't আপনি die on me, আপনি little bitch. Get up. I ব্যক্ত get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: আপনি FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the সাম্প্রতিক era. A man who is ব্যক্ত to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who আপনি ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
(This প্রবন্ধ contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, আপনি have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with আপনি five আরো things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, আপনি may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if আপনি wish to প্রদর্শনী me things that আপনি yourself are disturbed by, then...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the বছর 2010, we got an জীবন্ত known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in চলচ্চিত্র like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This জীবন্ত had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and ডবলুডবলুই of course. Now is the প্রদর্শনী good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic প্রণয় for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the হারিয়ে গেছে Code. Another published game দ্বারা Ubisoft, but developed দ্বারা Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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