Hello, everyone. And, I give আপনি the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

বিছানা Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer মহাকাশ stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks on your body. It’s sickening. And, if that’s not bad enough, they literally shit wherever they please. Ever see those little black dots on pictures of বিছানা bugs. That’s dried বিছানা bug shit. I’m not joking. But, worst of all, they don’t die. আপনি can try again and again and again, they just refuse to die. Even exterminators can’t kill them completely. So, once আপনি get them, আপনি might as well burn the house down, অথবা you’re fucked.

জরান Jar Lids - What is it with খাবার and being so fucking hard to open? জরান jars have to be the worst of them all. No matter how hard আপনি try to twist, the bastard refuse to open. আপনি can twist and turn the lid until the fucking cows come home, আপনি will never open this lid, unless আপনি get something hard and slam it against the edges of the lid. But, why do I have to do that? Why does opening this jar have to be a fucking chore.

Dishes - These fucking things, no matter how hard আপনি try, always find a way to get filthy. No matter what, dishes get dirty. And, there is no avoiding it. They get dirty so easily. আপনি can’t even keep them clean for an hour, let alone a whole goddamn day. And if that didn’t suck hard enough, cleaning them is a real fucking pain. আপনি always get these stains that just stick on there and won’t come off until your arm gives out from scrubbing it too hard. Oh, and don’t আপনি প্রণয় it when your asshole relative leaves scraps of খাবার on the plate, making cleaning these things a fucking nightmare?

Radio সঙ্গীত - Now, this is why I listen to সঙ্গীত on my Ipod. সঙ্গীত on the radio is really crap nowadays. All I can hear a bunch of crappy celebrity news on it. Why the hell do I care. I just want to hear music. I fucking hate যশস্বী and their picture fucking perfect lives. Plus, most of the সঙ্গীত that I hear are crappy pop music. Like I really want to hear songs like this. They are all bland, no matter what. Oh, and the talk shows. Fuck them. They are filled with some of the most immature jokes that not even high school dropouts would laugh at. Honestly, its no wonder আপেল is making money off the Ipod. Because people don’t want to hear সঙ্গীত on the radio.

Post Offices - Now, these places are truly hell… and so are DMV’s… And Grocery Stores… and Airports. Post Offices are filled with some of the most rude employees alive. Every time আপনি go there, আপনি are met with some douchebag who just loves to ignore every প্রশ্ন আপনি give them. They always ignore you, no matter what আপনি do. Oh, and, some advice. Bring a pen. Because, if আপনি don’t, you’ll regret it. This is because of the fucking lines to use the only pen in the post office. Every time আপনি wait, the guy in front of আপনি is লেখা a fucking novel for some reason, and, when its finally your turn, guess what. The fucking pen is out of ink. So, yeah, why the fuck would আপনি ever need the post office for. Isn’t that what the internet was made for… and cell phones. Because handwritten letters are dying out?

Traffic - Okay, who here likes traffic? No one? Well, thats because no one wants them. These fucking things always seem to happen at the worst possible times. No matter what আপনি are doing, আপনি always get stuck in a traffic jam. আপনি will be waiting for God knows how long (Oh, and you’re stuck with Radio. Fan-fucking-tastic), and people seem to enjoy cutting ahead of you. Example, after a car in front of আপনি finally move, some asshole পরবর্তি to আপনি cuts right in front of you, forcing আপনি to stay in the same fucking spot. No one likes that, and no one likes fucking traffic jams.

Restaurant Employees - Now, আপনি thought post office workers were rude? They are nothing like restaurant employees. These people always seem to ignore আপনি and try to act as rude as possible, দ্বারা having an awfully rude tone in their voice. Oh, and, they always seem to fuck up your order. Once, I asked for a hamburger. So, I get it, and, guess what. I got nothing. I got bun slices, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes… but, where was the meat… they forgot the meat. The restaurant forget the fucking meat in their hamburger. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT! This is why I eat at home.

বড়দিন Aftermath - Now, this comes usually after বড়দিন is over. All আপনি get is a feeling of sadness, because আপনি wanted আরো stuff. Though, that’s not the problem. No, the real problem is dealing with all the crap that is a real pain in the ass. So, আপনি may buy your kids toys that need batteries. Better go out and blow money on a shitload of batteries. Oh, and all the wrapping paper and boxes ripped open and left on the floor. Good luck cleaning all that shit up. Oh, and আপনি got to প্রণয় taking the decorations down. It was a pain in the গাধা to get set up, and now আপনি got to take it down afterward. Yeah, বড়দিন is not as wonderful as they say in the songs. At least, the aftermath isn’t.

Chewing Gum - Now, this invention is a fucking waste of money. আপনি can’t গেলা it, অথবা eat it, so why stick it in your mouth. And, people who use it seem to be assholes. They are always chewing their gum so loudly that it makes আপনি want to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত a fucking hole in the wall. And making bubbles with it just adds to the annoyance. Oh, but, what is a real annoying is that people don’t even bother to spit the gum into the garbage. No, they were being assholes while chewing it, so why stop there. The stick the gum onto everything. Chairs, tables, and, worst of all, the floor. If আপনি step on chewed gum, get ready to fucking lose it. It is a real দুশ্চরিত্রা to scrap off and আপনি just want to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত the asshole who put it there. Kinda hard when everyone chews that chemical filled shit.

Football Season - Now, people may like football, I am not one of those people to be honest, but, আপনি know what I don’t like? When people got to act like fucking wild জন্তু জানোয়ার over it. Seriously, if your dad is a football অনুরাগী (Like mine) and he brings his বন্ধু over every season (Like mine does) Then get ready to see stupid shit done দ্বারা grown men. Not only do they crowd up the living room watching a batshit crazy sport, but they just scream like psychopaths, all because a guy threw a ball at a patch of grass. Woo-fucking-hoo. Big deal. I really don’t see why people act this crazy. Is it some sort of mind control অথবা something… অথবা am I just being paranoid again?

Well, there it is. I may not do another one of these for a while, but, I may if আপনি guys can tell me আরো things annoying in life. But, yeah, these things here, just really piss me off. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.