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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hey, so, I guess this is going to be a recuring thing, it seems.... oh well. Well, I guess I will go ahead and talk about আরো things that irritate me.. seriously, we must be up to thirty দ্বারা now.

Stereotypes - Now, these jokes are just some of the stupidest things ever. Literally, there are stereotypes for everyone. Idiots have to be slurred and cross-eyes, which is fucking bullshit (I made a rant about why this is false in my Derpy Hooves review already, so I won't continue it again). If your old, আপনি are very forgetful, also bullshit, because my grandmother is in here seventies, and she can remember my name, my birth date, and my uncle's wife's cell phone number (I'm not kidding either). But, the worst of them all are the racial stereotypes. Mexicans do a bunch of lawn work and eat burritos, Russians are alcoholics that wear heavy coats, and the Japanese are yellow skinned people with shut eyes and large teeth, all of those stereotypes, are false. Canada has the worst of them all, as they are treated like the mentally challenged child of the world, when really, the idiots who made this stereotype, America, are idiots. Literally, Canada has made lots of great things. They made Terminator, my পছন্দ action movie series, Ed Edd n Eddy, one of my পছন্দ TV shows, and Scott Pilgrim VS The World, which is the best game on Xbox Live Arcade. What does America have. They gave Honey Boo Boo her own show. Instantly the worst country since anything third worldly.

ফ্যানপপ পরিলেখ Pictures - Now, its no surprise I am addicted to Fanpop. It has আরো things on here then Fuckbook, yet is still underrated. Why? But, even this website has its fair share of problems. One of them is the পরিলেখ pictures are a real bitch. First off, আপনি can't change the size, so that makes it a problem. Worse is that no matter what it is, আপনি have to make it be a certain size. If it is any smaller অথবা any larger, its not gonna fit. What a load of bullfuck. Still, this website is better then Fuckbook অথবা Shitter.

Computers - Now, everyone owns a computer. Hell, without one, আপনি wouldn't be listening to me right now (Though, would that be a bad thing?), but, the problem is that computers are either real fucking slow অথবা something worse. First, lets talk about there speed. Computers can either সরানো fairly okay, or, they can সরানো so fucking slow, it makes a goddamn শামুক look like Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. But, the worst part, is that if আপনি buy an আপেল computer, like me, আপনি will avoid the slowness, but, get something worse. All these stupid fucking নবীকৃত তথ্য that keep popping up. They never go away, and আপেল is always making them with no sign of stopping. ITs as if new নবীকৃত তথ্য come out every day. What the fuck? Do those guys at আপেল ever run out of fucking ideas? Before আপনি know it, your computers gonna be planted in your head, along with internet connection. But, again, thinking aloud.

Doctors Offices - Now, why would anyone want to go to this place. It's a kids nightmare and an adults torment. Literally, no matter what time আপনি get there, আপনি got to wait for what feels like an eternity. No matter what, আপনি got to wait and wait and wait. And আপনি had better brought a portable device to use while your there, because there is no TV, অথবা anything. Instead, they got some of the most boring magazines in the existence of mankind. And, still, even after আপনি feel like its your turn, আপনি still gotta wait. Is your doctor on his fucking lunchbreak অথবা something. And, when আপনি do get in, its just a long talk about crap আপনি know about দ্বারা this time and then some papers saying, "Here's a তালিকা of shit আপনি already know, asshole". Trust me, the lollipop at the end isn't fucking worth it.

Dubstep - Is this what all the kids are listening to nowadays? Is this the hip new trend... well then, thank god I fucking hate trends. Seriously, if আপনি listened to this the first time in your life, did আপনি really think this was music? I literally thought this was just noise, and that's what it is. A jumbled up cluster fuck of noises. Literally, how can anyone find this সঙ্গীত interesting. I can find better সঙ্গীত hearing nails on the fucking chalkbored. At least there, it is just one noise. Not a fucking burage of them.

Racism - Now, this is a real big one here. This is something that, just like slavery, should have died out in the eighteen hundreds. But, no, it's still going on to this day, no matter what. People do whatever they can to be racist. Weather its saying words like.... The N word and the WB word and the C word (No, I will not say them, incase আপনি were wondering). Oh, and it really pisses me the fuck off when they dress as Nazis and KKK members just for laughs. Ha ha, its funny because were insulting a race of people. That's not funny, আপনি sick fucks.

Tentacles - What..... the fuck..... internet? What in gods name is this.... Okay, so, this is something from the branch of Hentai. Hentai is a sort of...... জীবন্ত porn..... disgusting, I know. Anyway, tentacle hentai is the worst because.... well..... its exactly what আপনি think it is. This wouldn't bother me so much if it weren't everywhere on গুগুল Images. Seriously, say I wanted to do a project on squids, and I was talking about their tentacles, and then went on গুগুল প্রতিমূর্তি to find a picture of one. Instead, I am প্রদত্ত a picture of a girl getting raped দ্বারা a tentacle.... for fucks sake internet, why do আপনি always have to প্রদর্শনী me inappropriate porn.

কোকাকোলা and Pepsi War - Okay, so.... what the fuck is the difference. Seriously, I do not see a difference. They both pretty much taste the same to me, yet, people are going batshit crazy saying that they are both the best drinks in the world and they are তিক্ত rivals like প্লে-ষ্টেশন and XBox, or, Call of Duty and Team Fortress 2, অথবা Mario and Sonic. The usual. Still, they are in no way different. Most of all taste. Though, if আপনি ask me, I prefer Dr. Pepper. At least it tastes of originality.

ফুটবল Moms - Oh, now here is the biggest killjoys in the world. ফুটবল Moms serve no purpose in this world other then to ruin everyone's fun because they don't want us to have fun. They let their kids watch really stupid stuff like Family Guy, yet, no matter what, they won't let them watch My Little টাট্টু because, they are so blind of reality to know, DEPRY ISN'T FUCKING RETARDED! SHE'S ক্রুশ EYED, SLURRED, AND CLUMSY!!! NOT FUCKING RETARDED!!! Anyway, other stupid shit they do is try to get Captain Crunch banned because kids want it..... Isn't that the fucking point of any product. Oh, and আপনি really got to প্রণয় it when they wanted Silent Night, Deadly Night to get banned because kids were scarred. IT'S A HORROR MOVIE. THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT! IF আপনি DON'T LIKE IT, আপনি ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME FOR LETTING THEM WATCH IT!!! Lets সরানো on before I lose it.

Penis Jokes - They fucking suck..... they're not funny...... enough said.

So, there আপনি go. Another rant done. I am sure I will do more. Honestly, this is going to happen a lot now. So, yeah, these things really make me angry. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Ah, yes, its বড়দিন time again and what better way to celebrate this time of year, then with a bunch of বড়দিন movies. Now, remember, these are not the best বড়দিন চলচ্চিত্র ever made, its just my favorite. Second, they have to be চলচ্চিত্র I have seen. And, lastly, they have to be বড়দিন themed in one way অথবা another. So, with that, lets get started.

20: Jingle All the Way - Now, this চলচ্চিত্র may not be the best movie ever made, but, আপনি have to remember… Arnold Schwarzenegger is in this movie. Holy shit, if that isn’t worth watching this movie, I don’t know what is. Anyway, this...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Jeff: *Passes Bryce. The both...
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Wind: Hey, who ate all the Captain Crunch
Drunk: I did. Sorry
Wind: Oh… Well (Takes out a gun) You’re gonna fucking die

Wind: (Playing Monopoly) Looks like আপনি gotta go to jail, Drunk
Drunk: Fuck that! I ain’t going to jail (Jumps out of the window)
Police: (Tackle Drunk once he starts running)

Drunk: (See’s a girl hitchhiking) Hey, আপনি need a ride
Girl: Yeah. Could আপনি drive me to my boyfriend’s house
Drunk: Oh hell no, you’re walking প্রথমপাতা (Drives off)

Drunk: This is my girlfriend (Points at a girl) Go on. Tell everyone about us
Girl: Help, I’ve been kidnapped
Drunk: Well, we gotta go (Places...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Teacher: Alright, listen up class
Cody: What is it, Mr. Faggot
Teacher: আপনি will all be having a fundraiser. Each of আপনি will be প্রদত্ত a box and আপনি will need to go door to door and sell them. The শীর্ষ seller-
Wind: Okay, I’ll sell them
Teacher: ….. The শীর্ষ seller will win a prize
(After school)
Cody: (Carrying box) So, all we have to do is sell everything inside this box and we’ll get our prize
Wind: Oh, fuck the prize. I just want to win and be the superior
Cody: Okay, just let me do the talking (Knocks on door)
Woman: Hello
Cody: Hi, uh… wait, what were we supposed to say
Woman: (Closes...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
So, I have been on the internet for a LONG time, and, its no secret that the internet is a weird place. I mean, it has some weird stuff in it. It ranges to those god awful fanfics, to those weird bloated fetish pictures on DeviantArt, to Rule 34- NO, we’re not talking about that again. But, what’s REAL weird is the fact that people actually dedicate their time and even money to make full websites dedicated to these sort of things. So, I want to share with আপনি some of the strange websites that are out there. Now, I am going to talk about STRANGE websites. Not those putrid disgusting ones...
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posted by Canada24
I'll skip to when our idiot version of Rick, arrives at Atlanta..

Rick rode into town, as expected, ignoring all the warning signs about the city being overrun.

At one point he believed he heard a helicopter but while it, he saw, too his horror, thousands of walkers who ended eating his horse, freaking out, Rick literary started অভিনয় like a gorilla, as if doing so was possibly gonna fix the situation.

Though biconcles, Glenn saw Rick, as wehaws jumping up and down, making animal noises.

"Clearly he's Canadian" Glenn said, under the belief that 'all' Canadian's responde to life and death situations,...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Cody: (At club talking to girl) Yes, I own a mansion in Beverly Hills and- (Phone rings) Hold on (Answers phone) Hello
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? আপনি son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do আপনি think আপনি are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case আপনি forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we will be looking at Dead Rising. Dead Rising is a game where আপনি kill zombies........... Okay, I should be আরো specific. Dead Rising is a game where আপনি kill zombies, get survivors to safety, level up, kill psychopaths, and find out the truth of what happened. It's a pretty fun game series, in my opinion. Now, lets take a look at the bosses
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Carlito
This guy is the main villain of the game... Such a sad thing since they really didn't add any build up. They প্রদর্শনী he is the main villain in the first actually mission of the...
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Liam: Disco night!!
Kevin: *Wearing a white suit while dancing under a disco ball with colorful lights flashing all over the room*
Ted: Who's even hosting?
Shayne: *Crashes through a wall* I am!
People: *Running away*
Shayne: Oh well. Time to প্রদর্শনী আপনি Skarloey's Railway.

The Island Of Sodor, 1956

Porter: *Walks into the station*
Station Master: Walter.
Porter: Yes sir?
Station Master: When does Edward reach his station?
Porter: *Checks his watch* Fifteen মিনিট sir.
Station Master: *Hands him a letter* This is from Sir Topham Hatt. Can আপনি get it there before Edward leaves?
Porter: With my brand...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hey, finally, a তালিকা that may actually get me noticed because সঙ্গীত is আরো common trending than video games. Anyway, I rarely talk about my পছন্দ musicians much. A few people hear me gush over a few bands here and there, but rarely do I ever get the chance to talk about them in detail like I would like to. So, for today, and plus the শীর্ষ 100 made me take a break from talking about video games for a bit, I want to share with আপনি all the musicians, অথবা bands, অথবা whatever there is, that I like, just so আপনি all can understand my tastes, my likes, and judge me because I didn’t put a band you...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


So, Mario Galaxy didn’t make my পছন্দ Mario game, I did not play Odyssey, and I think Sunshine is not a fun game, so I guess that only leaves us with one Mario game to শীর্ষ all of them in my eyes. And it’s Hotel Mario, baby!
Hotel Mario follows Mario and Gay Luigi as they go through the seven hotels owned দ্বারা Bowser in the hopes of saving Princess Peach- Nah, I’m just fucking with you, it’s Super Mario 64. Mario 64 follows Mario as he goes through the different paintings in Peaches দুর্গ to stop Gay Bowser and save Peach. Yeah, that sounds like a better plot synopsis. So what...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
I’m not one to get too hyped about video games. When a trailer comes out, depending on the game, I usually go, “That looks pretty cool”, to being completely excited. But I never, and I mean never, pre-order games অথবা even go look into the game unless they are highly reviewed অথবা just something that may seem interesting on the box. I ব্যক্ত interesting, I didn’t say good. How else could I get roped into playing Fight Club: The Game. But, there are times when I let my excitement get the best of me. Mostly, it turns out okay. Other times… It doesn’t. That is what I am here to talk about...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Video game bosses are some of my পছন্দ parts of games. The build up to them, knowing that a boss waits at the end of the level, standing in the way between আপনি and the rest of the game, testing your strength and everything আপনি learned up to that point. Bosses are some of the best parts of games… Most of the time. Then there are the bosses that are so annoying, so infuriating, and so dull and boring, that they may just make worst and not fun to play. For every great video game, there always has to be that one boss that’s gotta ruin it for everyone and just make people have a টক taste...
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Teacher: Okay, everyone, আপনি have a new student joining our class
Wind: Why the hell would anyone want to go to this school
Teacher: I ask myself that all the time. Now, he is a new student, and it is your guy’s job to make him feel unwelcome, unloved, and pathetic. Her name is Megan
???: (Comes in, with a backpack covered in জীবন্ত character stickers, and has blue hair) Konichiwa. But, my names not Megan, it’s Miku
Teacher: Whatever, just take a আসন (Miku sits পরবর্তি to Wind and Cody)
Cody: Hey, Wind, looks, another fagface. You’re not alone after all
Wind: আপনি do know I have the code...
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#1: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:

Michael: Alright Lester.. I'm inside. Why do I need these glasses?

Lester: (voice) For the 20th time.. They have a camera inside them.

Michael: Ahh.. So আপনি can take pictures of me shopping for diamonds?

Lester: (voice) No idiot..I need pictures of the security and vents.

Michael: If only we brought a camera, right?

Lester: (voices) We DID bring a camera, stupid.. I just told you.

Michael: I'm confused.

Lester: (voice is getting angrier) There's a camera on your fuckin glasses, Michael!

Michael: And why would I need a camera on my glasses?

Lester: (voice) Just tell...
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