আপনি died…. What else do আপনি want. আপনি just died… Okay, fine. আপনি then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, আপনি came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And আপনি said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And আপনি just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. আপনি got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated আপনি from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The usual ways আপনি die in these stories”.
And আপনি said, “So, do I go to Heaven”?
And I said, “No, আপনি are going to be reborn. And, I believe আপনি will be reborn as… A… ধেড়ে ইঁদুরের ন্যায় প্রাণিবিশেষ with a birth defect”.
আপনি said, “So, what about everyone else”?
And I said, “What about them”?
And আপনি said, “Well, won’t they remember me”?
And I said, “Of course not. You’re Them. This whole world is made for you. আপনি are everyone”?
Confused, আপনি said, “Wait, I’m everyone”?
And I said, “Yep”.
আপনি said, “So, I was Abraham Lincoln”?
And I said, “And আপনি were John Wilkes Booth”.
আপনি said, “I was Hitler”?
And I said, “And you’re the millions he killed”.
আপনি said, “I’m the guy who slept with every girl”.
And I said, “And, in the end, আপনি were only sleeping with yourself”.
আপনি stood there, shocked, “So, you’re saying that the world is…”.
I interrupted, saying, “An egg? Yes”.
Then আপনি said, “Mmm, eggs”.
I just stood there, annoyed, then finally said, “Just get out of here” and I sent আপনি on your way

End of Part 2