Mr. Walman: Now listen, lady. We’ve bought the land, and we are going to do what we please
Teacher: So you’re going to tear down our school
Mr. Walman: (Reads the school sign) Eastwood School for the Deaf. Oh, I see now. Well, we can’t let the children go without something. Here আপনি kids are (Hands them all coupons) These are all coupons for our sales on CDs. Okay, let’s get started
Teacher: Wait, how can they-
(A wrecking ball destroys the building)
Cody: (Walking with Wind and James) And then I spilled the burning grease on my arm and had to be taken to the hospital
Wind: That’s probably the funniest thing you’ve ever said, Cody (Looks at a lard store)
What the hell is this?
James: Looks like a new Mal-Mart
Wind: They’ve built another one?! They’ve already built fifteen in this county alone. How much do they need?
James: আপনি want to check it out
Wind: Yeah right. Like I’d want to support the capitalistic market. No thank you
Cody: Whatever
James: Let’s just try not to buy too much stuff
(10 মিনিট Later)
James and Cody: (Comes out of the Mal-Mart with a shopping কার্ট of stuff) Wow… okay… that was awesome. Can’t believe we got all this shit
Cody: And at affordable prices
Mr. Walma: Perfect, everything is going according to plan
Assistant: Sir, if আপনি don’t mind me asking, what do আপনি mean
Mr. Walma: Don’t আপনি see? Everyone is buying these simple products without thinking. Soon, the entire town will be consumed in Mal-Mart’s marketing
Assistant: But why? Why do this, sir?
Mr. Walman: The only thing a rich white man like me lives for anymore… Money.
Wind: I can’t believe this shit. (As he’s walking down the street, he sees “Out of Business” signs on every small ভান্দার around) What’s going on
Worker: Didn’t আপনি hear? Ever since that Mal-Mart opened up, it’s been putting every small ভান্দার in town out of business. No one’s coming here anymore because they are getting literally everything from Mal-Mart
Wind: What!? But আপনি guys sell such quality used goods at cheap prices
Worker: Exactly. But Mal-Mart has everything. Our shops only have such different things
Wind: Well, in the sake of myself and every mom and pop ভান্দার in this town, I will personally stop this madness
Wind: (Walks into the Mal-Mart)
Worker: Excuse me, আপনি can’t walk into the CEO’s of- (Wind throws the worker into a shopping কার্ট and kicks the door open) YOU!
Mr. Walman: (Counting his money) ……. May I help you
Wind: Yes. I want আপনি to tie yourself up and point me to where the gasoline and matches are. It will make destroying this place a lot easier.
Mr. Walman: Oh, now why would আপনি want to destroy such a wonderful place (Starts rapidly pushing the SECURITY button underneath his desk)
Wind: I’ll tell আপনি why! Ever since your shitty little সুপারমার্কেট decided to come into Eastwood, small shops have been going out of business because your such a greedy fucker. I’m doing good for the people দ্বারা destroying the place
Mr. Walman: Oh, is that so?
Wind: Exactly, and no one is going to stop me
Mr Walman: Well, what about them (Points at two security guards)
Wind: Oh…. well, that might do it
(The security guards taz Wind until he is unconscious)
Security Guard: (Shakes Wind) Wake up
Wind: What do আপনি want?
Security Guard: Get to work (Throws Wind into a small underground factory) What is this place
Mr. Walman: Your new prison. Get used to it, because you’re never leaving (Shoves Wind near a conveyor belt) Now work
Wind: What if I don’t want to (Suddenly gets shocked with a taser) AHH! Okay, fine (Starts building Mal-Mart manufactured goods) (Whispers to child worker) What is this place
Child worker: (Shushes him) We can’t talk. If we do, he’ll shock us again
Wind: What’s going on?
Child worker: Mr. Brown adopted us all from all over the world to produce his Mal-Mart products
Wind: Oh my god, I get it now. He saves money দ্বারা buying orphans to make his own goods instead of buying them! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! (Gets zapped again) AH, MOTHERFUCKER (Grabs the security guard and flings him onto the conveyor belt, where he gets stabbed দ্বারা robotic arms)
Wind: If আপনি want to get out of here, follow me (Runs out of the factory as the orphaned workers follow)
Cody: (Still shopping with James) Man, this place is amazing. Can’t imagine why Wind would hate this place
James: Wind hates everything
Cody; Yeah, you’re right. I’m sure he’s thinking of some way to destroy this place (Hears many footsteps coming from behind a door) Do আপনি hear that?
(The group of orphaned workers run out of the factory, causing many people to look in shock)
Wind: (Gets on শীর্ষ of a shopping cart) Listen everyone. আপনি have been cheated
Woman: I knew my husband was lying to me
Wind: Mal-Mart is a corrupt slave operation that traps orphans in their factories and make them work so Mr. Walman can save a few dollars.
(The crowd begins to disagree with Wind)
Wind: He’s putting small stores out of business and leaving them all without jobs
(The crowd still disagrees with Wind)
Wind: (Sighs) He also supports socialism
Crowd: THAT FILTHY FUCKING COMMIE (They begin to riot in the store)
News Anchor: A shocking story occurred a the local Mal-Mart in Eastwood. A riot ensued when the founder of Mal-Mart, Samuel Walman was found to be the cause of unemployment, child slavery, and worst of all, wanting a social system without democracy. The Mal-Mart founder was dealt with perfectly in this video shown here.
(Police brutally beat Mr. Waldman with their nightsticks)
Officer: Now, come with us অথবা we will use force….. (Kicks him once)
News Anchor: We should also warn আপনি that the video আপনি just watch was extremely graphic and disturbing for some viewers. Stay tuned to learn how video games are the cause of AIDS, when we return.
Wind: There, I did plenty of good today
Cody: Yeah, I guess stopping unemployment, saving enslaved orphans, and bringing a corrupt businessman to justice makes up for inciting a riot that injured twenty two people.
Wind: Glad আপনি see it my way. I should stop আরো companies. Like Bee Pee, and Gloogle, and Phillip Dorris, and Mestle, and every pharmaceutical company
James: Ha, your doing the hippies justice
Wind: ….. Hippie?
James: Yeah. Hippies would প্রণয় to stop big businesses
Wind: ……….. Fuck that. I’m going to do something worth my time
James: I should have guess
Teacher: So you’re going to tear down our school
Mr. Walman: (Reads the school sign) Eastwood School for the Deaf. Oh, I see now. Well, we can’t let the children go without something. Here আপনি kids are (Hands them all coupons) These are all coupons for our sales on CDs. Okay, let’s get started
Teacher: Wait, how can they-
(A wrecking ball destroys the building)
Cody: (Walking with Wind and James) And then I spilled the burning grease on my arm and had to be taken to the hospital
Wind: That’s probably the funniest thing you’ve ever said, Cody (Looks at a lard store)
What the hell is this?
James: Looks like a new Mal-Mart
Wind: They’ve built another one?! They’ve already built fifteen in this county alone. How much do they need?
James: আপনি want to check it out
Wind: Yeah right. Like I’d want to support the capitalistic market. No thank you
Cody: Whatever
James: Let’s just try not to buy too much stuff
(10 মিনিট Later)
James and Cody: (Comes out of the Mal-Mart with a shopping কার্ট of stuff) Wow… okay… that was awesome. Can’t believe we got all this shit
Cody: And at affordable prices
Mr. Walma: Perfect, everything is going according to plan
Assistant: Sir, if আপনি don’t mind me asking, what do আপনি mean
Mr. Walma: Don’t আপনি see? Everyone is buying these simple products without thinking. Soon, the entire town will be consumed in Mal-Mart’s marketing
Assistant: But why? Why do this, sir?
Mr. Walman: The only thing a rich white man like me lives for anymore… Money.
Wind: I can’t believe this shit. (As he’s walking down the street, he sees “Out of Business” signs on every small ভান্দার around) What’s going on
Worker: Didn’t আপনি hear? Ever since that Mal-Mart opened up, it’s been putting every small ভান্দার in town out of business. No one’s coming here anymore because they are getting literally everything from Mal-Mart
Wind: What!? But আপনি guys sell such quality used goods at cheap prices
Worker: Exactly. But Mal-Mart has everything. Our shops only have such different things
Wind: Well, in the sake of myself and every mom and pop ভান্দার in this town, I will personally stop this madness
Wind: (Walks into the Mal-Mart)
Worker: Excuse me, আপনি can’t walk into the CEO’s of- (Wind throws the worker into a shopping কার্ট and kicks the door open) YOU!
Mr. Walman: (Counting his money) ……. May I help you
Wind: Yes. I want আপনি to tie yourself up and point me to where the gasoline and matches are. It will make destroying this place a lot easier.
Mr. Walman: Oh, now why would আপনি want to destroy such a wonderful place (Starts rapidly pushing the SECURITY button underneath his desk)
Wind: I’ll tell আপনি why! Ever since your shitty little সুপারমার্কেট decided to come into Eastwood, small shops have been going out of business because your such a greedy fucker. I’m doing good for the people দ্বারা destroying the place
Mr. Walman: Oh, is that so?
Wind: Exactly, and no one is going to stop me
Mr Walman: Well, what about them (Points at two security guards)
Wind: Oh…. well, that might do it
(The security guards taz Wind until he is unconscious)
Security Guard: (Shakes Wind) Wake up
Wind: What do আপনি want?
Security Guard: Get to work (Throws Wind into a small underground factory) What is this place
Mr. Walman: Your new prison. Get used to it, because you’re never leaving (Shoves Wind near a conveyor belt) Now work
Wind: What if I don’t want to (Suddenly gets shocked with a taser) AHH! Okay, fine (Starts building Mal-Mart manufactured goods) (Whispers to child worker) What is this place
Child worker: (Shushes him) We can’t talk. If we do, he’ll shock us again
Wind: What’s going on?
Child worker: Mr. Brown adopted us all from all over the world to produce his Mal-Mart products
Wind: Oh my god, I get it now. He saves money দ্বারা buying orphans to make his own goods instead of buying them! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! (Gets zapped again) AH, MOTHERFUCKER (Grabs the security guard and flings him onto the conveyor belt, where he gets stabbed দ্বারা robotic arms)
Wind: If আপনি want to get out of here, follow me (Runs out of the factory as the orphaned workers follow)
Cody: (Still shopping with James) Man, this place is amazing. Can’t imagine why Wind would hate this place
James: Wind hates everything
Cody; Yeah, you’re right. I’m sure he’s thinking of some way to destroy this place (Hears many footsteps coming from behind a door) Do আপনি hear that?
(The group of orphaned workers run out of the factory, causing many people to look in shock)
Wind: (Gets on শীর্ষ of a shopping cart) Listen everyone. আপনি have been cheated
Woman: I knew my husband was lying to me
Wind: Mal-Mart is a corrupt slave operation that traps orphans in their factories and make them work so Mr. Walman can save a few dollars.
(The crowd begins to disagree with Wind)
Wind: He’s putting small stores out of business and leaving them all without jobs
(The crowd still disagrees with Wind)
Wind: (Sighs) He also supports socialism
Crowd: THAT FILTHY FUCKING COMMIE (They begin to riot in the store)
News Anchor: A shocking story occurred a the local Mal-Mart in Eastwood. A riot ensued when the founder of Mal-Mart, Samuel Walman was found to be the cause of unemployment, child slavery, and worst of all, wanting a social system without democracy. The Mal-Mart founder was dealt with perfectly in this video shown here.
(Police brutally beat Mr. Waldman with their nightsticks)
Officer: Now, come with us অথবা we will use force….. (Kicks him once)
News Anchor: We should also warn আপনি that the video আপনি just watch was extremely graphic and disturbing for some viewers. Stay tuned to learn how video games are the cause of AIDS, when we return.
Wind: There, I did plenty of good today
Cody: Yeah, I guess stopping unemployment, saving enslaved orphans, and bringing a corrupt businessman to justice makes up for inciting a riot that injured twenty two people.
Wind: Glad আপনি see it my way. I should stop আরো companies. Like Bee Pee, and Gloogle, and Phillip Dorris, and Mestle, and every pharmaceutical company
James: Ha, your doing the hippies justice
Wind: ….. Hippie?
James: Yeah. Hippies would প্রণয় to stop big businesses
Wind: ……….. Fuck that. I’m going to do something worth my time
James: I should have guess
So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the শীর্ষ ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the শীর্ষ ten so easily. Most of my শীর্ষ ten পছন্দ games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
Another Tim Schaffer game on the তালিকা and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a আরো niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, অথবা Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, অথবা a blue little দুশ্চরিত্রা who's got some burners on him?
...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!
*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*
But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the বিতর্ক once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-
BE QUIET! আপনি wanna get sued, kid?
Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!
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...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!
*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*
But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the বিতর্ক once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-
BE QUIET! আপনি wanna get sued, kid?
Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!
Anytime, mate....
Now, guess what........... There is a ক্রিপিপাস্তা about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare আপনি all for the stupidest thing আপনি will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. আপনি know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare আপনি all for the stupidest thing আপনি will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. আপনি know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So let’s just get this out of the way. টেকেন is my পছন্দ fighting game franchise ever. I প্রণয় playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for টেকেন 7, and I can safely say that my পছন্দ so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was টেকেন Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, অথবা the টেকেন tournament, hosted দ্বারা the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the বছর 2010, we got an জীবন্ত known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in চলচ্চিত্র like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This জীবন্ত had a lot of scenes like this.
Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like মাশরুম Men and the No আরো নায়ক series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But আপনি know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if আপনি were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.
The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
