Phil মাছ - Cancelled Fez 2, told others to kill themselves, says your game is better than all other games, and all Japanese games suck. I’d blow up his Twitter page if he didn’t মোছা it.
Anita Sarkeesian - Attacks games as being sexist for no reason. The female Hitler
Zoe Quinn - Lies about her popularity and wants to censor internet. Literally fucked her way to the top
CNN - Says all জীবন্ত is child porn
শিয়াল News - FUCKING EVERYTHING
The Fine Brothers - Copyright all reaction videos, and trying to hide it
EA - Microtransaction, closed Maxius, and তারকা Wars: Battlefront
Activision - Call of Duty twice a year, hiding Call of Duty 4 Remastered behind paywall
Ubisoft - Assassin’s Creed: Unity
Capcom - DLC
Konami - Silent Hills Cancellation, firing Kojima, creating Pachinko machines of Castlevania and Silent Hill, and literally everything about them
Rajan Zed - Attacking Persona as being hateful towards religion
Jaden Smith - Thinks education and brain washing and believes himself as a prophet
Willow Smith - Whip My fucking Hair
Taylor সত্বর - Anger with ex-boyfriends and attacks those who makes jokes
Miley Cyrus - Twerking craze and makes me want to hang myself
Nicki Minaj - Physically makes me ill when watching Anaconda অথবা Stupid Ho
Lindsay Lohan - আরো cocaine than Scarface
Justin Bieber - Autotuned, rude behaving, arrogant prick
Chris Brown - Beats women… won’t make a joke about that
Kanye West - The supposed সেকেন্ড coming of Jesus
Steven Anderson - Crazed cultist who believes France deserved to be attacked দ্বারা terrorists, and metal অনুরাগী should die
Matthew Hagee - Says that outlawing video games will stop all violence. Even ISIS
Westboro Baptist Church - আরো hated than KKK, which is hard to believe
Nuclear Hellfrost - Desecrated the grave of Pantera member, Dimebag Darrell
ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট Crush - Tried to copyright the word “candy”... No, I’m serious. This happened
SOPA - Wanted to censor the internet like a bunch of pussies
Pat Robertson - Believes that murder in video games is as bad as murder in real life, which, yes, it IS fucking stupid
Ouya Creators - The biggest bunch of scam artists in the industry
Coleco Chameleon Creators - No, THESE are the biggest bunch of scam artists in the industry
Joe Biden - Wants to tax violent video games. Might as well tax air. অথবা don’t, cause, like taxing video games, that’s a fucking stupid idea
ZilianOP - Fakes being a victim for money
PETA - Says that animal violence is wrong, but instead of doing something about it, they attack things like Super Mario, Pokemon Black and White, and Assassin’s Creed Black Flag
Ralph Nader - Video games rape children. Again, this is fucking stupid
Southington, Connecticut - Wants to burn and destroy video games, Nazi Book Burning style
গুগুল - FUCKING GOOGLE+
Twitter - Having a different opinion is offensive, making Twitter a little whiny দুশ্চরিত্রা of a social website
ফেসবুক - Where total stranger will be your friend, shit all over your দেওয়াল with crap আপনি don’t care about, and be a cesspool for white kids who try so hard to be black, that they are আরো white than a 50s sitcom
ইউটিউব - Gaming channels, vines, those fucking pranks, those fucking reactions to pranks, those fucking reactions to reactions of pranks, and maybe some actual talent that will always go unnoticed because there isn’t enough Pewdiepie, and the মতামত is basically Mad Max
Tumblr - Feminazis fucking EVERYWHERE
Instagram - If আপনি post constant selfies, maybe আপনি can প্রণয় yourself… No… আপনি won’t
Reddit - A huge ফোরাম of people who think memes are comedy gold
4Chan - Fucking Anarchy
Wal-Mart - Proof that slavery is still a thing
McDonalds - That shit is not food
Comcast - The customer service sucks আরো dick than a back alley hooker
SeaWorld - Yeah, try covering up an employee's death. That’s not fucking corrupt at all
Chipotle - E.Coli is why I eat at home
Tom Six - Human Fucking Centipede
M Night Shyamalan -The Last Fucking Airbender
Uwe Boll - Alone in the Fucking Dark, House of the Fucking Dead, Far Fucking Cry, Po-Fucking-Stal, Blood-Fucking-Rayne- Fuck it! All of his goddamn movies
Michael উপসাগর - EVERY! SINGLE! FUCKING! ট্র্যান্সফর্মার MOVIE! The Ninja Turtles movie sucked too! Purge 2 was okay
Hitler - He’s a psychotic dictator. And his moustache looks fucking stupid
Keemstar - The শিয়াল News of Youtube. That is not a good thing to be compared to
Roosh TV - Who in the flying fuck would support rape?!
Nicole Arbor - I haven’t seen support for fat people like that since the Hitler’s প্রণয় for the jews
PrankInvasion - FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR SHITTY PRANKS! FUCK HAVING TO PAY TO LEARN SHITTY PRANKS!
Sam Pepper - Pretending to kill someone in front of their best friend and traumatizing them is not funny. আপনি fuck! And আপনি make fucking prank videos. What are আপনি doing with your life?
Black Eyed Peas - Autotuned music
Insane Clown Posse - An ego bigger than Jupiter
Limp Bizkit - Douchebags to everyone
FNAF অনুরাগী - No, I don’t give a shit about your ship fic. And no, I don’t jerk it to a robot with the body of a dead child inside. That’s fucked up
Bronies - No, I don’t jerk it to horses, and no, I don’t give a shit who the best টাট্টু is.
Undertale অনুরাগী - No, I don’t jerk it to skeletons-
Sonic অনুরাগী - No, I don’t jerk it to hedgeh-
মাইন ক্র্যাফট - No, I don’t jerk-
Steven Universe অনুরাগী - No, I don’t-
Pokemon অনুরাগী - No, I-
জীবন্ত অনুরাগী - No-
Social Justice Warriors - Fuck! You!
People Who দুশ্চরিত্রা and Complain About People and Things They Hate - ….. Wait a minute
Anita Sarkeesian - Attacks games as being sexist for no reason. The female Hitler
Zoe Quinn - Lies about her popularity and wants to censor internet. Literally fucked her way to the top
CNN - Says all জীবন্ত is child porn
শিয়াল News - FUCKING EVERYTHING
The Fine Brothers - Copyright all reaction videos, and trying to hide it
EA - Microtransaction, closed Maxius, and তারকা Wars: Battlefront
Activision - Call of Duty twice a year, hiding Call of Duty 4 Remastered behind paywall
Ubisoft - Assassin’s Creed: Unity
Capcom - DLC
Konami - Silent Hills Cancellation, firing Kojima, creating Pachinko machines of Castlevania and Silent Hill, and literally everything about them
Rajan Zed - Attacking Persona as being hateful towards religion
Jaden Smith - Thinks education and brain washing and believes himself as a prophet
Willow Smith - Whip My fucking Hair
Taylor সত্বর - Anger with ex-boyfriends and attacks those who makes jokes
Miley Cyrus - Twerking craze and makes me want to hang myself
Nicki Minaj - Physically makes me ill when watching Anaconda অথবা Stupid Ho
Lindsay Lohan - আরো cocaine than Scarface
Justin Bieber - Autotuned, rude behaving, arrogant prick
Chris Brown - Beats women… won’t make a joke about that
Kanye West - The supposed সেকেন্ড coming of Jesus
Steven Anderson - Crazed cultist who believes France deserved to be attacked দ্বারা terrorists, and metal অনুরাগী should die
Matthew Hagee - Says that outlawing video games will stop all violence. Even ISIS
Westboro Baptist Church - আরো hated than KKK, which is hard to believe
Nuclear Hellfrost - Desecrated the grave of Pantera member, Dimebag Darrell
ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট Crush - Tried to copyright the word “candy”... No, I’m serious. This happened
SOPA - Wanted to censor the internet like a bunch of pussies
Pat Robertson - Believes that murder in video games is as bad as murder in real life, which, yes, it IS fucking stupid
Ouya Creators - The biggest bunch of scam artists in the industry
Coleco Chameleon Creators - No, THESE are the biggest bunch of scam artists in the industry
Joe Biden - Wants to tax violent video games. Might as well tax air. অথবা don’t, cause, like taxing video games, that’s a fucking stupid idea
ZilianOP - Fakes being a victim for money
PETA - Says that animal violence is wrong, but instead of doing something about it, they attack things like Super Mario, Pokemon Black and White, and Assassin’s Creed Black Flag
Ralph Nader - Video games rape children. Again, this is fucking stupid
Southington, Connecticut - Wants to burn and destroy video games, Nazi Book Burning style
গুগুল - FUCKING GOOGLE+
Twitter - Having a different opinion is offensive, making Twitter a little whiny দুশ্চরিত্রা of a social website
ফেসবুক - Where total stranger will be your friend, shit all over your দেওয়াল with crap আপনি don’t care about, and be a cesspool for white kids who try so hard to be black, that they are আরো white than a 50s sitcom
ইউটিউব - Gaming channels, vines, those fucking pranks, those fucking reactions to pranks, those fucking reactions to reactions of pranks, and maybe some actual talent that will always go unnoticed because there isn’t enough Pewdiepie, and the মতামত is basically Mad Max
Tumblr - Feminazis fucking EVERYWHERE
Instagram - If আপনি post constant selfies, maybe আপনি can প্রণয় yourself… No… আপনি won’t
Reddit - A huge ফোরাম of people who think memes are comedy gold
4Chan - Fucking Anarchy
Wal-Mart - Proof that slavery is still a thing
McDonalds - That shit is not food
Comcast - The customer service sucks আরো dick than a back alley hooker
SeaWorld - Yeah, try covering up an employee's death. That’s not fucking corrupt at all
Chipotle - E.Coli is why I eat at home
Tom Six - Human Fucking Centipede
M Night Shyamalan -The Last Fucking Airbender
Uwe Boll - Alone in the Fucking Dark, House of the Fucking Dead, Far Fucking Cry, Po-Fucking-Stal, Blood-Fucking-Rayne- Fuck it! All of his goddamn movies
Michael উপসাগর - EVERY! SINGLE! FUCKING! ট্র্যান্সফর্মার MOVIE! The Ninja Turtles movie sucked too! Purge 2 was okay
Hitler - He’s a psychotic dictator. And his moustache looks fucking stupid
Keemstar - The শিয়াল News of Youtube. That is not a good thing to be compared to
Roosh TV - Who in the flying fuck would support rape?!
Nicole Arbor - I haven’t seen support for fat people like that since the Hitler’s প্রণয় for the jews
PrankInvasion - FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR SHITTY PRANKS! FUCK HAVING TO PAY TO LEARN SHITTY PRANKS!
Sam Pepper - Pretending to kill someone in front of their best friend and traumatizing them is not funny. আপনি fuck! And আপনি make fucking prank videos. What are আপনি doing with your life?
Black Eyed Peas - Autotuned music
Insane Clown Posse - An ego bigger than Jupiter
Limp Bizkit - Douchebags to everyone
FNAF অনুরাগী - No, I don’t give a shit about your ship fic. And no, I don’t jerk it to a robot with the body of a dead child inside. That’s fucked up
Bronies - No, I don’t jerk it to horses, and no, I don’t give a shit who the best টাট্টু is.
Undertale অনুরাগী - No, I don’t jerk it to skeletons-
Sonic অনুরাগী - No, I don’t jerk it to hedgeh-
মাইন ক্র্যাফট - No, I don’t jerk-
Steven Universe অনুরাগী - No, I don’t-
Pokemon অনুরাগী - No, I-
জীবন্ত অনুরাগী - No-
Social Justice Warriors - Fuck! You!
People Who দুশ্চরিত্রা and Complain About People and Things They Hate - ….. Wait a minute
It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere লেখা it the other way.
Joe: আপনি screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., আপনি ব্যক্ত that several times now..
Joe: আপনি killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would আপনি want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are আপনি serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are আপনি braindead অথবা something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would আপনি want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE আপনি KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill আপনি straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the শৈশবাবস্থা and the silver spoon"
Joe: আপনি screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., আপনি ব্যক্ত that several times now..
Joe: আপনি killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would আপনি want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are আপনি serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are আপনি braindead অথবা something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would আপনি want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE আপনি KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill আপনি straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the শৈশবাবস্থা and the silver spoon"