#1: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:
Michael: Alright Lester.. I'm inside. Why do I need these glasses?
Lester: (voice) For the 20th time.. They have a camera inside them.
Michael: Ahh.. So আপনি can take pictures of me shopping for diamonds?
Lester: (voice) No idiot..I need pictures of the security and vents.
Michael: If only we brought a camera, right?
Lester: (voices) We DID bring a camera, stupid.. I just told you.
Michael: I'm confused.
Lester: (voice is getting angrier) There's a camera on your fuckin glasses, Michael!
Michael: And why would I need a camera on my glasses?
Lester: (voice) Just tell me আপনি see the vents and security code?
Michael: Yeah.. Not hard to miss them, Lest.
Lester: (voice) Now take the picture.
Michael: How?
Lester: (voices) there's a camera!
Michael: On what?
Lester: (voice is screaming) THE GLASSES!
Michael: Ohh.. Okay. (takes the pictures and it sends to Lester).
Lester: (voice) Good, now speak to the worker.
Michael: (goes to the female worker) নমস্কার lady.. I'm gonna be robbing this place later, (lester groans annoyedly). So tell me, are these glass cases easy to break.
Girl: (thinks he's joking) funny sir, funny.. But I suppose, yes.
Michael: And are the diamonds real?
Girl: Of coarse they are, sir.
Michael: Alright.. Thanks baby.. I better go now. (leaves).
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#2: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:
TV COMMERICAL:
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) Hi, I'm Trevor Phillips! And as আপনি may know, I am totally and completely INSANE! (deranged chuckle)... I like to yell at mice with my শার্ট off!
[Cut to Trevor on all fours, shirtless, and literary screaming at a small mouse]
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) Sometimes, I like to steal other people's scabs!
[Cut to a man standing at a bus stop with a visible scab on his knee. Trevor comes in, rips the scab off the man's knee, and runs down the রাস্তা holding it high in the air and screaming the entire way down].
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) How do I stay so crazy!? [Holds up a bottle of pills] Trevor Phillips's Crazy Pills!.. Take one with breakfast! One with lunch!.. And before আপনি know it, you'll be up on your roof, pooping in the chimney!
[Cut to Trevor sitting on শীর্ষ of a chimney]
Trevor: [Calling down] Hold out your stockings, kids!
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Adam and Carly fell down an edge, after being chased দ্বারা Alturists.. Adam got shot several times during it.
Carly: যীশু Adam আপনি fuckin fell on me!
Adam: (annoyedly) Hey! I was shot 7 times, what's আপনি excuse!
Carly: (annoyedly) I punched, in the stomach!
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Michael: (stomps over to Trevor, grabs the বিয়ার he's drinking, and smashes it onto the ground).
Trevor: ... Problem?
Michael: Those fuckin cult বন্ধু of YOURS SHOT MY DAUGHTER! It's a damn good thing she and the baby are okay!
Trevor: (jumps up) SHE'S PREGNANT!.. Whose baby is that? Who's the man who did that to her!?
Michael: The biker.
Trevor: Trevor needs to gat that punk গাধা bitch!... There are three things I প্রণয় in this world: Kylie Minogue, small dimples, just above a woman's buttocks.
Michael: Beautiful features.
Trevor: And the fear in a man's eye when he know's I'm about to hurt him.
Michael: Well আপনি go near him and I'll break your nec-
Trevor: Yeah? আপনি wanna threaten me? আপনি WANNA THREATEN TO ME!? (leaps onto Michael) I'M GONNA MAKE আপনি EAT A BOWL OF HUMAN SHIT!... (screams like mad man starts destroying the room for no apparent reason).
(SHORTLY AFTER):
Pinkie: (comes in and sees the guys jumping and making gorilla sounds at each other).
Pinkie: Guys, guys, calm down.
Trevor: Fuck আপনি Michael!
Michael: No fuck আপনি Trevor... I don't like আপনি Trevor. I think you're a fake friend.. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If আপনি were in the wild, I would attack you, even if আপনি weren't in my খাবার chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and আপনি were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking EAT আপনি and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
Trevor: … OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If আপনি placed it near a river অথবা some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But আপনি find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 অথবা 30 friends, আপনি lose that battle, আপনি lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and ব্যক্ত 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some আরো lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt আপনি and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
Michael: How আপনি gonna do that?
Trevor: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? ঘন্টা forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where আপনি live, go back to the sea, get some আরো oxygen, and stalk you. আপনি just হারিয়ে গেছে at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
[pause]
Trevor: Did that go the way আপনি thought it was gonna go? Nope.
Pinkie: Guys, what is going on?
Michael: Trevor's naked বন্ধু killed my friend Adam, as they TRIED killing my fuckin DAUGHTER!
Trevor: They aren't my বন্ধু anymore.
Michael: What did আপনি do!?
Trevor: Okay.. But আপনি can't be mad at me.
Michael: (angrily) Trevor!
Trevor: Okay.. First off… I was minding own business.
Michael: (slams fist on table) BULLSHIT!
Trevor: (whining) I was!
Michael: And exactly what happened whilst আপনি were "minding your own business?"
Trevor: So I was just jogging though the forest, and suddenly they Schmucks surrounded me!
Alturists: (surround Trevor).
Trevor: (narrating) One of the shouted.
Alturist: GET ON YOUR KNEES!
Trevor: (narrating) And I replied with..
Trevor: (in the story) I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!
Trevor: (narrating) And they took acceptation to that.
Alturists: (Violently open fire, but Trevor finds cover).
Trevor: (narrating) Buut.. আপনি know how that song and dance goes.
Trevor: (in story) AAAAAHHHHHHH! (brutally attacks them).
Trevor: And I killed all but one of them.
Pinkie: What happened to the last one?
(Alturist whimpering and shoots himself in the head.)
Trevor: PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH!.. Silver lining? I can বাতিল their pay days!
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Stretch: I am TOTALLY gonna betray Franklyn and Lamar, even though we grew up together.. Just makes it আরো fun that wa-
Michael: (holding double barrel shotgun). Yo Stretch..
Stretch: What do আপনি wa- (gets a shotgun blast to the face, killing him).
Voice 1: Oh my god! He killed Stretch!
Voice 2: The basterd!
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Trevor: (calling Carly as he drives though Sandy shores, to his trailer) I'm sorry for how I was acting... I really mean it this time.
Carly: (voice) Well.. I..
Trevor: Don't আপনি remember the good old days.. Back when I appeared as your school mascot.
FLASHBACK TO WHEN CARLY WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL:
Young Carly: Uncle Trevor?
Trevor: (wearing mascot costume on everything but his head) নমস্কার baby girl.. This time I think I got just the thing people will remember me for. I am gonna stop pollution with my new, lovable character, Gary the No-trash Cougar.
Young Carly: Wow.. That IS a good idea actually.
Trevor: Damn straight.. The school will প্রণয় me (puts on the mask, but it reveals to be the type of things NIGHTMARES are made of).
Young Carly: Uncle.. Their only my age.. 7 অথবা 8 years ol-
Trevor: (in the scary costume) Not now Carly.. (cocks AP pistol).
Young Carly: (gasps) Wait, is that a real gu- (Trevor runs into the cafeteria) TREVOR!
Trevor bursts into the cafeteria, with the horrifying costume, and fires a live bullet into the roof to catch the attention of frightened little kids).
Trevor: (violently screaming) PICK UP YOUR TRASH!
Trevor: (still angry) I wanna know whose cup this is! (shoots his gun into the air) I ব্যক্ত I WANNA KNOW WHO'S CUP THIS IS!
A frightened little girl timidly raises her hand.
Trevor: (points the gun at her) PICK IT UP!.. PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!
The girl, frightened for her life, puts the trash in the garbadge.
Trevor: (calmly) Thank you, sweetie. See what a nicer place this is when we all pitch in? Like Gary the No-trash Cougar.. Give a larbage, throw out your garbage. Spread the word! (He fires his gun into the air as he leaves the room).
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#7: TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, SEASON 3:
Pinkie: (Playing farcry 3).
Trevor: আপনি playing that game!?
Pinkie: It's addicting.. আপনি would like it boss.
Trevor: I tried it before.. I would of done things a bit differently, I can tell that much.
Trevor: (wakes up in the cage with Grant) Get me out of here!?
Vaas: Shut up!.. Cause আপনি two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things...
Trevor: আপনি don't scare me boy-o.
Vaas: Too bad! I own you.. (Goes close to him) Your my bitc- (Trevor punches him though the cage).. AHHH!
Trevor: আপনি were saying.
Vaas: Fuck you!
Trevor: No fuck you!
Trevor: No, fuck, you!
Vaas: FUCK YOU!
Trevor: No fuck, you!
Vaas: No fuck YOU!.. (throws something in anger) DO আপনি WANT ME TO SLICE আপনি OPEN!?.. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(brief silence).
Trevor: নমস্কার mister.
Vaas: What?
Trevor: (chuckles) Fuck you.
Vaas: (screaming loudly)
Vaas: I WILL CUT YOUR FUCKIN FACE OFF আপনি FUCKIN DIC-
Hoyt: (walks) VAAS! STOP SHOUTING!..
Vaas: (growls angrily).
Trevor: আপনি are angry Vaas. You... Are angry.
Trevor: Dose the map so where Reily is!?
Grant: We're gonna find him. We're gonna free the others. And then we're going home.. (is suddenly shot in the throat and Vaas is revealed on a stage behind them, holding a AP Pistol, and chuckling to himself).
Vaas: What, আপনি want to run? Huh?! আপনি want to run, আপনি want to disre- (is suddenly shot in the head, dead).
Trevor: (holding AP Pistol he গাউন off one of the Pirates) Shut up!
7 DAYS LATER:
Hoyt: So... Your the new Vaas, huh?
Trevor: (dressed in Vaas's clothing, and put his hair into Vaas's mohawk) Yes, now where's Reily?
Hoyt: (actually a bit nervous) He's in the back.
Trevor: Thank you. (goes over and free's Reily, all without having to kill anyone).
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#8: NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
Roman: আপনি didn't say anything? Niko I didn't know!
Roman: ... Your an asshole Niko Bellic! a disloyal user! After what I did for you, আপনি dick! আপনি FUCKIN DICK!
Niko: I'm sorry!
Roman: SCREW YOU!
Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought আপনি were okay with it!
Roman: Well clearly I'm not!
Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?
Roman: Vlad must of took it.
Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!
Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-
Niko: (finds and cocks a পাম্প action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).
Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!
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#9: NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin's daughter.
Mason: Fuck you! This ain't Russia! And we ain't communists!
Niko: Why dose everybody think I'm Russian?
Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..
Mason: I will get the brothers. And we're kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).
Niko: (holding handgun).
Daughter: আপনি KILLED HIM!
Niko: Yes. That's why I'm here… What did আপনি expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.
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#10: THE GTA/MLP CROSSOVER:
Saten: Man, his place is weird, I mean, look at this (picks up a pistol) look, someone dropped an unloaded gun on the sidewalk.
Suddenly a bunch of cop cars appeared out of literary nowhere and surrounded the two, screaming at them to put down the gun, and using unnecessary profanity.
Saten: I -It's mine.
Cop: PUT IT DOWN!
Saten: It's not even loaded!
For some reason the cops took this as a threat and open fired.
Derpy grabbed Saten and tackled him behind a nearby car cover.
The cops called in backup, despite that Saten and Derpy wouldn't even attacking them.
Saten: (throws away the weapon for whatever reason) We gotta get out of the open!
Michael: Alright Lester.. I'm inside. Why do I need these glasses?
Lester: (voice) For the 20th time.. They have a camera inside them.
Michael: Ahh.. So আপনি can take pictures of me shopping for diamonds?
Lester: (voice) No idiot..I need pictures of the security and vents.
Michael: If only we brought a camera, right?
Lester: (voices) We DID bring a camera, stupid.. I just told you.
Michael: I'm confused.
Lester: (voice is getting angrier) There's a camera on your fuckin glasses, Michael!
Michael: And why would I need a camera on my glasses?
Lester: (voice) Just tell me আপনি see the vents and security code?
Michael: Yeah.. Not hard to miss them, Lest.
Lester: (voice) Now take the picture.
Michael: How?
Lester: (voices) there's a camera!
Michael: On what?
Lester: (voice is screaming) THE GLASSES!
Michael: Ohh.. Okay. (takes the pictures and it sends to Lester).
Lester: (voice) Good, now speak to the worker.
Michael: (goes to the female worker) নমস্কার lady.. I'm gonna be robbing this place later, (lester groans annoyedly). So tell me, are these glass cases easy to break.
Girl: (thinks he's joking) funny sir, funny.. But I suppose, yes.
Michael: And are the diamonds real?
Girl: Of coarse they are, sir.
Michael: Alright.. Thanks baby.. I better go now. (leaves).
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#2: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:
TV COMMERICAL:
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) Hi, I'm Trevor Phillips! And as আপনি may know, I am totally and completely INSANE! (deranged chuckle)... I like to yell at mice with my শার্ট off!
[Cut to Trevor on all fours, shirtless, and literary screaming at a small mouse]
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) Sometimes, I like to steal other people's scabs!
[Cut to a man standing at a bus stop with a visible scab on his knee. Trevor comes in, rips the scab off the man's knee, and runs down the রাস্তা holding it high in the air and screaming the entire way down].
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) How do I stay so crazy!? [Holds up a bottle of pills] Trevor Phillips's Crazy Pills!.. Take one with breakfast! One with lunch!.. And before আপনি know it, you'll be up on your roof, pooping in the chimney!
[Cut to Trevor sitting on শীর্ষ of a chimney]
Trevor: [Calling down] Hold out your stockings, kids!
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Adam and Carly fell down an edge, after being chased দ্বারা Alturists.. Adam got shot several times during it.
Carly: যীশু Adam আপনি fuckin fell on me!
Adam: (annoyedly) Hey! I was shot 7 times, what's আপনি excuse!
Carly: (annoyedly) I punched, in the stomach!
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Michael: (stomps over to Trevor, grabs the বিয়ার he's drinking, and smashes it onto the ground).
Trevor: ... Problem?
Michael: Those fuckin cult বন্ধু of YOURS SHOT MY DAUGHTER! It's a damn good thing she and the baby are okay!
Trevor: (jumps up) SHE'S PREGNANT!.. Whose baby is that? Who's the man who did that to her!?
Michael: The biker.
Trevor: Trevor needs to gat that punk গাধা bitch!... There are three things I প্রণয় in this world: Kylie Minogue, small dimples, just above a woman's buttocks.
Michael: Beautiful features.
Trevor: And the fear in a man's eye when he know's I'm about to hurt him.
Michael: Well আপনি go near him and I'll break your nec-
Trevor: Yeah? আপনি wanna threaten me? আপনি WANNA THREATEN TO ME!? (leaps onto Michael) I'M GONNA MAKE আপনি EAT A BOWL OF HUMAN SHIT!... (screams like mad man starts destroying the room for no apparent reason).
(SHORTLY AFTER):
Pinkie: (comes in and sees the guys jumping and making gorilla sounds at each other).
Pinkie: Guys, guys, calm down.
Trevor: Fuck আপনি Michael!
Michael: No fuck আপনি Trevor... I don't like আপনি Trevor. I think you're a fake friend.. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If আপনি were in the wild, I would attack you, even if আপনি weren't in my খাবার chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and আপনি were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking EAT আপনি and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
Trevor: … OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If আপনি placed it near a river অথবা some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But আপনি find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 অথবা 30 friends, আপনি lose that battle, আপনি lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and ব্যক্ত 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some আরো lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt আপনি and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
Michael: How আপনি gonna do that?
Trevor: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? ঘন্টা forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where আপনি live, go back to the sea, get some আরো oxygen, and stalk you. আপনি just হারিয়ে গেছে at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
[pause]
Trevor: Did that go the way আপনি thought it was gonna go? Nope.
Pinkie: Guys, what is going on?
Michael: Trevor's naked বন্ধু killed my friend Adam, as they TRIED killing my fuckin DAUGHTER!
Trevor: They aren't my বন্ধু anymore.
Michael: What did আপনি do!?
Trevor: Okay.. But আপনি can't be mad at me.
Michael: (angrily) Trevor!
Trevor: Okay.. First off… I was minding own business.
Michael: (slams fist on table) BULLSHIT!
Trevor: (whining) I was!
Michael: And exactly what happened whilst আপনি were "minding your own business?"
Trevor: So I was just jogging though the forest, and suddenly they Schmucks surrounded me!
Alturists: (surround Trevor).
Trevor: (narrating) One of the shouted.
Alturist: GET ON YOUR KNEES!
Trevor: (narrating) And I replied with..
Trevor: (in the story) I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!
Trevor: (narrating) And they took acceptation to that.
Alturists: (Violently open fire, but Trevor finds cover).
Trevor: (narrating) Buut.. আপনি know how that song and dance goes.
Trevor: (in story) AAAAAHHHHHHH! (brutally attacks them).
Trevor: And I killed all but one of them.
Pinkie: What happened to the last one?
(Alturist whimpering and shoots himself in the head.)
Trevor: PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH!.. Silver lining? I can বাতিল their pay days!
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Stretch: I am TOTALLY gonna betray Franklyn and Lamar, even though we grew up together.. Just makes it আরো fun that wa-
Michael: (holding double barrel shotgun). Yo Stretch..
Stretch: What do আপনি wa- (gets a shotgun blast to the face, killing him).
Voice 1: Oh my god! He killed Stretch!
Voice 2: The basterd!
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#6: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:
Trevor: (calling Carly as he drives though Sandy shores, to his trailer) I'm sorry for how I was acting... I really mean it this time.
Carly: (voice) Well.. I..
Trevor: Don't আপনি remember the good old days.. Back when I appeared as your school mascot.
FLASHBACK TO WHEN CARLY WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL:
Young Carly: Uncle Trevor?
Trevor: (wearing mascot costume on everything but his head) নমস্কার baby girl.. This time I think I got just the thing people will remember me for. I am gonna stop pollution with my new, lovable character, Gary the No-trash Cougar.
Young Carly: Wow.. That IS a good idea actually.
Trevor: Damn straight.. The school will প্রণয় me (puts on the mask, but it reveals to be the type of things NIGHTMARES are made of).
Young Carly: Uncle.. Their only my age.. 7 অথবা 8 years ol-
Trevor: (in the scary costume) Not now Carly.. (cocks AP pistol).
Young Carly: (gasps) Wait, is that a real gu- (Trevor runs into the cafeteria) TREVOR!
Trevor bursts into the cafeteria, with the horrifying costume, and fires a live bullet into the roof to catch the attention of frightened little kids).
Trevor: (violently screaming) PICK UP YOUR TRASH!
Trevor: (still angry) I wanna know whose cup this is! (shoots his gun into the air) I ব্যক্ত I WANNA KNOW WHO'S CUP THIS IS!
A frightened little girl timidly raises her hand.
Trevor: (points the gun at her) PICK IT UP!.. PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!
The girl, frightened for her life, puts the trash in the garbadge.
Trevor: (calmly) Thank you, sweetie. See what a nicer place this is when we all pitch in? Like Gary the No-trash Cougar.. Give a larbage, throw out your garbage. Spread the word! (He fires his gun into the air as he leaves the room).
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#7: TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, SEASON 3:
Pinkie: (Playing farcry 3).
Trevor: আপনি playing that game!?
Pinkie: It's addicting.. আপনি would like it boss.
Trevor: I tried it before.. I would of done things a bit differently, I can tell that much.
Trevor: (wakes up in the cage with Grant) Get me out of here!?
Vaas: Shut up!.. Cause আপনি two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things...
Trevor: আপনি don't scare me boy-o.
Vaas: Too bad! I own you.. (Goes close to him) Your my bitc- (Trevor punches him though the cage).. AHHH!
Trevor: আপনি were saying.
Vaas: Fuck you!
Trevor: No fuck you!
Trevor: No, fuck, you!
Vaas: FUCK YOU!
Trevor: No fuck, you!
Vaas: No fuck YOU!.. (throws something in anger) DO আপনি WANT ME TO SLICE আপনি OPEN!?.. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(brief silence).
Trevor: নমস্কার mister.
Vaas: What?
Trevor: (chuckles) Fuck you.
Vaas: (screaming loudly)
Vaas: I WILL CUT YOUR FUCKIN FACE OFF আপনি FUCKIN DIC-
Hoyt: (walks) VAAS! STOP SHOUTING!..
Vaas: (growls angrily).
Trevor: আপনি are angry Vaas. You... Are angry.
Trevor: Dose the map so where Reily is!?
Grant: We're gonna find him. We're gonna free the others. And then we're going home.. (is suddenly shot in the throat and Vaas is revealed on a stage behind them, holding a AP Pistol, and chuckling to himself).
Vaas: What, আপনি want to run? Huh?! আপনি want to run, আপনি want to disre- (is suddenly shot in the head, dead).
Trevor: (holding AP Pistol he গাউন off one of the Pirates) Shut up!
7 DAYS LATER:
Hoyt: So... Your the new Vaas, huh?
Trevor: (dressed in Vaas's clothing, and put his hair into Vaas's mohawk) Yes, now where's Reily?
Hoyt: (actually a bit nervous) He's in the back.
Trevor: Thank you. (goes over and free's Reily, all without having to kill anyone).
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#8: NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
Roman: আপনি didn't say anything? Niko I didn't know!
Roman: ... Your an asshole Niko Bellic! a disloyal user! After what I did for you, আপনি dick! আপনি FUCKIN DICK!
Niko: I'm sorry!
Roman: SCREW YOU!
Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought আপনি were okay with it!
Roman: Well clearly I'm not!
Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?
Roman: Vlad must of took it.
Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!
Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-
Niko: (finds and cocks a পাম্প action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).
Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!
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#9: NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin's daughter.
Mason: Fuck you! This ain't Russia! And we ain't communists!
Niko: Why dose everybody think I'm Russian?
Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..
Mason: I will get the brothers. And we're kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).
Niko: (holding handgun).
Daughter: আপনি KILLED HIM!
Niko: Yes. That's why I'm here… What did আপনি expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.
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#10: THE GTA/MLP CROSSOVER:
Saten: Man, his place is weird, I mean, look at this (picks up a pistol) look, someone dropped an unloaded gun on the sidewalk.
Suddenly a bunch of cop cars appeared out of literary nowhere and surrounded the two, screaming at them to put down the gun, and using unnecessary profanity.
Saten: I -It's mine.
Cop: PUT IT DOWN!
Saten: It's not even loaded!
For some reason the cops took this as a threat and open fired.
Derpy grabbed Saten and tackled him behind a nearby car cover.
The cops called in backup, despite that Saten and Derpy wouldn't even attacking them.
Saten: (throws away the weapon for whatever reason) We gotta get out of the open!
